10:15 Saturday Night

Just to clear up any confusion, today’s title has nothing to do with this entry; I’m just listening to The Cure, and that’s the song which is currently playing. Hey, by the time I finish writing this, maybe I’ll change the name to “A Forest.”
So the weekend was awesome. I can only share a few things with you all, because it was a bachelor party after all, and therefore The Code of Guys Has been inVoked.
What I can say is:

  • Dee is getting an awesome husband out of my friend Darin.
  • The Rum Jungle at Mandalay Bay is really cool, even of you can’t stand rum.
  • Interestingly enough, Caius is completely full of shit, and it’s only a matter of time before Ron moves into a cabin in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by landmines and razor wire.
  • For the first time EVER I won money in Vega$. That’s right, Vega$ can still kiss my ass, but I have 80 of Vega$’s bucks, so I only have about 2,020 to go before I’m back to even over my lifetime.
  • On Sunday morning, this cute girl comes running over to me, and says, “Stop! I have to tell you something! You are so hot!
    So I got that going for me, which is nice.
  • I have a new motto for Excalibur: It’s Laughlin on the Strip!
  • That thing they say about making sure you re-hydrate after having “just a bit too much to drink: is totally, completely, 100% true. Oy.

It was wonderful to get away from everything, and just be stupid for 2 days. It was awesome to call Shennanigans on Caius, watch Mike pass out fouls and penalties, bowl at 2AM because we could, and spend 5 bucks to play Pai Gow Poker for 90 minutes.
I even found my funny while I was gone, which was an unexpected bonus.
Speaking of funny, and pretty cool, Something Awful wrote a thing all about yours truly today. Sure, it’s not a 21 year-old girl telling me I’m hot, but I’ll take what I can get.
Well, I guess if I was going to change the title, I’d be calling it “Primary,” but I’m too lazy to do that, so 10:15 Saturday Night it shall remain.

62 thoughts on “10:15 Saturday Night”

  1. Damn, someone already beat me to it. Anyway, I am also a 22 year old chick who thinks you’re very hot.
    I’m glad to hear that you got your funny back, too. That’s always a good thing.
    Oh yeah – this is completely off topic – I noticed the other day that you listed *me* as a favorite person at the Amazon.com. How freaking cool is that? So I decided I’m gonna buy you something…while I still have my employee discount there. Hehehe. They forgot to take it away when I was fired, so I’m taking full advantage of it now!

  2. Now Wil, what did we discuse about deriving happiness from the opinions of others! Ahhh hell who am I kidding, we all need a good ego boost every once in a while. I thought the Something Funny article was freakin hilarious. Although not too many people have caught on to the dry humor. (cough*lily*sneeze, hiccup) Stay true to your tranny kids, eh? You the man, cool guy!

  3. Hey, I’ve been telling you that you’re cute for the past god knows how long and all of a sudden you listen to someone. Please!
    And how did you know she was 21? the rest of the story would be greatly appreciated!

  4. Somethingawful, very amusing. I didn’t know your wife was trans… that’s very progressive!
    I like you more now.

  5. Wil, you’re the hottest of hotties who were on Star Trek and have websites. In my fantasy world, I chill with you and Levar and Patrick, and you make funnies, Levar summarizes books for me, and then Patrick reads them out loud with voices.

  6. Hey Wil, you should get into a band. You like music so why the heck not? You like the 21 year old hotties, and you have lots of ’em just in this comment box, so think of it this way: playing in a band is just a multiplier — more fans, bigger X. If your band sucks that’s a 2X multi, so you see where I’m going (you do the math).
    You should play drums; drummers are crazy, and Keanu’s already on bass… and Kevin Bacon’s on guitar. Just think of the prospects…
    “This one’s for all the ladies…”

  7. wil i dont you if you remember me but im the girl that said you were hot and if you dont belive me remember when my sis said “who is your wife!!”
    any im sorry to write so so late

  8. Caius Mann?three things come to mind.Oldschool rengeek.Mars needs women.Liquor to a minor or 2(at least 10 years ago & we asked for it!)Those were the days?OR things in the 80s we try to forget?

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