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This is my first time here, I think this is really cool! Go Lakers!
~~~Yee-Haa!~~~
Nightfly,
You still insist that I’m a racist because I say Shaq is a gorilla? Would it help if I said Shawn Bradly is a clumsy honkey with a growth disorder?
I’m trying to say that my original comment had nothing to do with racism. It had everything to do with insulting the man known as Shaq. I’m sorry you took it wrong. No racial bias was intended. I have the same feelings for every human being on this planet regardless of race, color, or creed… (we all suck). As I have already stated my comment about Shaq being a gorilla was misinterpreted. I apologize to anyone I have offended. I couldn’t care less that he is a “black [Muslim].” He could be a “white [Jehovah’s Witness]” and I would still call him an unskilled gorilla. Quite frankly, we all resemble monkeys regardless of race or skin color. We fucking evolved from apes. Since when did gorilla become a non-P.C. word? Honestly, people shouldn’t be so sensitive. Don’t waste your time on me, go find an actual racist to bitch at.
SpikeFan5000,
A “reverse racist” is someone who complains constantly about racist injustices against their own race while commiting racist acts against another race. I guess what I really meant to say was “hypocrite”. My bad.
Since Shaq’s {backboard breaking) arrival, we’ve seen:
The Jump Hook (left & right)
The Drop Step (left & right)
Running Fast Breaks (as Point Center)
Foul Shot improvement
Expert passing eye
league leading shot %
Blocking, Assists Leadership
Double Doubles every game.
I’m convinced Good Sir Twat. Shaquille is a talentless ‘Gorilla’ did you call him. Is ‘clumsy honkey’ also a sub-human reference (savage, animalistic, etc)??? I don’t know.
Kind Master Twat, perchance you should stick to the World Cup & Hockey. Basketball might just to a little too ‘real’ for your (compassionate conservative) worldview.
You forgot Rebound leadership ShaqManiac
Proper ways to address Shaq;
Superman
2x Champ
Shaq Diesel
Shaq Daddy
(Man among Boys)
(Bull in the China Shop)
(King of the Jungle)
The Great Unstoppable One
The Ultimate Dominator
KONG!
well, Wil, I for one am happy that you *don’t* have to try and get onto “Celebrity Boxing”. literally, it was the only thing I kept thinking about as I watched the game. that, and hoping my mom wouldn’t have a coronary if we lost…
so what do the DJs from Sac have to do for you, huh? something good and gnarly, I hope.
go lakers!
you suck
no you suck
no you suck!
no you suck!
whah!
quit your whining and lets focus on the nets kickin some laker ass 🙂
So Wil,
Are you growing the peach fuzz beard to support the Lakers like every other actor in Hollywood?
(Spudnuts, can you wip me up a picture of Wil with that really crappy beard Jack Nicholson and David Duchovney have been sporting the last couple of weeks?)
Anyway, what else can I say but…GO LAKERS!!!
I’ll get right to the heart of this thing. The Kings have now replaced the Jazz as my all time least favorite team. Even with home BARN advantage they can’t come through in the clutch, which as you can tell by my name I obviously do. And will someone please tell Vlade, Hedo and Peja to close their mouths. If you look closely you can see a ring around their collars. You may think it is sweat but it is drool. My nephew Issac has the same problem but he is only 11 months old. Somebody get Vlade some unfiltered cigarettes and a neckerchief and get him the hell away from me. He’s a piece of shit.
Yes, and Bibby has the commanding voice of a War God!
Did somebody mention a banana in the tailpipe?
What difference does it make?
These teams are not Home Grown.
Remember the Minnesota Lakers?
Where the money is determines the loyalty of the players.
Big money usually invites dishonesty.
Oh, by the way…WWF isn’t real either.
So, if you don’t like the results, throw a few million around and see what happens.
I’m about done reading this thread…the insults are getting to be too much. But one point before I’m done.
Chocolate Thunder: A.I. doesn’t play for the Nets. He plays for the Sixers. :o)
Wil, im down with you, nobody, and i mean nobody can take out the Lakers! we have the best team on the planet. Fuck Sacramento, Fuck Utah, and everyone else. Lakers Rule, and The Dodgers aint so bad either. -Rob Rasner
Wil, im down with you, nobody, and i mean nobody can take out the Lakers! we have the best team on the planet. Fuck Sacramento, Fuck Utah, and everyone else. Lakers Rule, and The Dodgers aint so bad either. -Rob Rasner
Wil, im down with you, nobody, and i mean nobody can take out the Lakers! we have the best team on the planet. Fuck Sacramento, Fuck Utah, and everyone else. Lakers Rule, and The Dodgers aint so bad either. -Rob Rasner
People you only have to hit “post” once.
If you want to see your post then hit refresh
or reload or close the site and go back to it
…BUT PLEASE STOP TRIPLE POSTING!!!!
THANK YOU!!!!
How did AI get involved in this? And why is he a punk? Sure, there are times when one might think he needs a bit more growing up. But he’s not a punk. He likes to do things his way. He’s determined,even stubborn. Still, AI is his own man, he doesn’t give into to what the status quo or the establishment wants him to do. In some situations he should be more willing to compromise, but often the other side is just as unwilling to meet in the middle. Could he do things to be a better player, yes. Could he do things to be a better person, we all can. I hope, though, his spirit of never giving in never dies. So, how did he get involved in this and why is he a punk? Is it the corn rows? I know some (including a certain Philly radio personality) who call him a punk b/c “the damn corn rows and tattoos.” And that is just ridiculous. You know who’s a punk? That guy who said the only way to beat the Lakers is to cheat. Nice guys don’t say things like that -even if in a fantasy land that were true, the nice guy would find a better way to say it/expose it. Too bad that person doesn’t have as much character/class as he does ability to play ball. Then maybe there would be a lot less Laker-haters.
Willllllllllllllllllll
Im crying because I missed the Wesley Crusher marathon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didnt know I didnt know I didnt know I didnt know!!!!!!!!!!
I missed Wesley, my fav character!!!!!
Wiillll make them put it on again!!!!!
I know I sound like a whiny kid. Just ignore me!
Lily
Bibbycat said…
“Did somebody mention a banana in the tailpipe?”
We’re not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.
No man, you been hanging out with this dude to long. You gotta say it like a brother, “Look man, we’re ain’t gonna fall for banana in our tailpipe!”
Soccer (read European Football) – now that’s the sport you can LIVE with – been a follower for 20 years (since I was a wee little thing) and I still LOVE it.
I dont think he called Shrek a monkey because he is black, he called him a monkey beacuse he has a sloped forehead and drags his knuckles, because he can’t enunciate, because he picks ticks off Kobe and eats them, because he uses a stick to catch ants and termites, because he has a red butt, because….
Too Black, Too Strong.
Laker haters are like ‘school on sunday’…
No Class.
DING DONG, DAMMIT! DING DONG!
GO TO HELL, LAKERS!
GO TO HELL, KHAYAT!
GO TO HELL, OLE MISS!
GO TO HELL, SEC!
Have I missed anybody?
Be magnanimous, Wil. You can afford to be. Go on Fox Boxing and take out that annoying “Hey Vern” guy.
Uh… the “Hey, Vern!” guy is dead…
The Lakers suck. I would like to vomit on every one of them because they are a bunch of showboating assholes who just plain suck.
And what’s with the name Lakers? Shouldn’t they have given that up after moving from Minneapolis? How many lakes are in Los Angeles anyway? Not only do they suck, but they are stupid morons that should have renamed the team the Los Angeles Assholes.
Hey Wil,
You’re really attracting the brilliant thinkers ’round here lately. Such intellectual use of language.
I do believe I’ve spotted an emerging pattern among the anti-Laker crowd. Hmmmm, I wonder who can glean what afflicts them?
Is better to plainly suck, or elaborately suck? Since Malcolm X always said “keep it plain”, I guess it’s better to suck plainly 🙂
Is it jealousy that afflicts them?
Nay, tis madness that afflicts the Lakers opposed. A dark madness that chides the sun, and despises elegant beauty.
Shaq must have purple soles on his high tops, They get that way when you stand in the ‘paint’ the entire game! A comment was made a few miles back about the 75′ series and the players attitudes. The game of Basketball has changed a lot since then. Referees in the 70’s would never allow Shaq to get away with the pushing and charging he calls basketball. I can remember when Basketball was a non-contact sport.
That went away with ‘The Bad Boys’ [2x Champs].
Waxing nostalgic about the 1970’s is major lame, but oh well.
I’m sure everyone would love Shaq more if he took fade away jumpers and flopped instead of battling for low post position.
Wasn’t that what bigmen did in the ’70s?
If memory serves, Wilt & Kareem also staked out the painted area. It’s called the “Center Position” or 5-spot. Some call it a “down low” or “low post” position.
I know it would be hard to know that watching todays brand of Center.
I think owning the ‘block’ is strictly a Laker tradition. Like winning Finals series.
Sad that the City of Angels is so under fire of late.
I imagine El Diablo (City of the Devil) would be America’s favorite.
When my finest crafted Center of all-time is denied,…well, I think it might be time to open the 7th Seal 🙁
Perhaps it’s not too late for Man. Shaq Haters Repent! The Angel City BigMan Shall Reign!!
Don’t look back, move forward in Faith, but whatever you do Don’t Look Back!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the ‘red states’ Shaq sucks. And then he had lunch.
Business Predicction: Todays Game
If the Lakers come out strong (1st qrtr), they will be immediately whistled down (and will be in foul trouble early).
The Lakers winning Game 1, from a Neilsons point of view would be disastrous.
America only keeps watching while the Lakers are on the ropes.
So, I predict like Philly’s Game 1 victory last year, that Jersey will take Game 1 [just to keep viewers intererests up].
The outcome will have little do to with actual game play this game. This (like most 1st games) will be the Officials Choice.
Let’s see who’s selected to win!
1. basketball is the most popular sport in America, and is the best.
2. Shaq is a racist. And an overgrown monkey.
3. Lakers suck.
plus the lakers are the yankees of basketball, you love to hate them
Maybe I could respect Shaq for if he didn’t sell his body like a whore to any conglomerate that wants to use his popularity to push their products. Case in point…. remember his double decker taco commercials? The oh so wonderful Shaq pack with mock processed cheddar cheese flavored substitute toxic waste dipping sause…. I bet 1 of those “meals” has 4x your daily requirement of sodium and about 30x saturated fat. And I must thank Shaq for his exquisitely mind numbing Nestle Crunch bar commercals. And we can all thank Shaq for contributing to our lives with his memorable rap album, and his 2 block buster movies “Steel” and “Kazaam.” If you ask Shaq about any of these things he will proudly tell you what an awesome human being he is (in 3rd person context of course, as if he is someone else talking about Shaq) “Well, Shaq is the man. Shaq is bling-bling.” The fact of the matter is that Shaq has a 120 million dollar contract with the Lakers….. if someone offered him 121 million he would pack his crap up and leave. He makes me sick. Who cares about the NBA anymore? Players and teams are bought and sold. And Shaq is a glimmering example.. the biggest sellout of all time.
You incredibly ignorant twat! First off, we all read several of your eloquent diatribes about how poorly skilled (at B-Ball) Shaq is.
But, now, in the face of the clinic he put on against Jersey,… now it’s all about his commercialism.
Right.
Funny I never heard that critique of Jordan? Hmmmm?
Also Shaq has made ‘several’ excellent rap albums, as well as a film everyone should see [who values TRUTH] called ‘Blue Chips’ (starring Nick Nolte, J.T.Walsh & Mary McDonnell).
Shaq will retire as a Laker – joining the upper pantheon of [West Coast] Legends of B-Ball. Joining the storied Lakers dynasty of all-time best Centers (started w/ Mikan).
What else ya got twat? What else don’t you approve of about Shaq?
And funny how Jordan was never even remotely invsestigated for GAMBLING charges… despite it [probably] costing his father’s life.
I guess it’s just un-American to condemn Jordan for teaching Shaq how a brother can earn ‘real’ dough while ‘playing ball’.
Yeah, for love of the game… right.
Begun, this Threepeat has.
Rage Against The Machine Luvs Shaq!
http://sportsbybrooks.com/mjorshaq.html
GOD I CAN GO ON FOR DAAAAAAAAYS ABOUT HOW MUCH I DISPISE SHAQ…BUT I WONT.
I think the Lakers are an amazing team, but personally i think Shaq (yes he is a great player) as a human being sucks worse than the burger king shaq packs he promotes!
Next year…its KINGS ALL THE WAY! You wait till we have our star player back. I mean look at how well we did without Peja, 7 games ending in OT…now thats a damn colse game. We didnt have one of our star players who averages 20+ pts a game….well we didnt have him in full health atleast……and the Kobe food poisoning crap, give me a break yo!
Anywho, keep your eyes peeled on our Sacramento Kings baby…..were coming….and your going to get more than just a bad hamburger!
LISA MARIE STONE
Kings Baby!
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