"hey wil old buddy funny guy,
do i get a day off from the blog cuz of the holiday? i asked duke nickerson and he said no. but I thought i’d try you cuz you’re way cooler and stuff.
jesus’ favorite "
ELBOW AND SEND
WAIT FOR RESPONSE
He’s probably making pie and blogging about it.
Wil: “Blog blog I love pie blog blog I went to the store blog blog I’m hot."
GO DO NON-NERD THING
GO BACK TO COMPUTER
PUT ON SHEILD TO AVOID NERD TRACTOR BEAM
Well, look at that Jesus! King Wheat-Thin responds:
"Let me stop petting my Ewok and adjust my cape. Just a moment.
*ding ding boop bleep dingiddy whoop whoop DING!*
Okay, the HAL9000 mark IV dual hyperthreaded comptromotron says no, you have to update it every day for a week…"
Argh! Double nerd negated. And by big words no less. Does that shit get you laid?
Anyway, FIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNE. I’ll fucking post on a holiday.
This is the best bet I’ve ever won in my life. I may be the King, and Shane may be the Duke, but Annie is clearly teh funnay.
Another round goes to Sertich. Shane, we’re getting our asses kicked . . . by a girl.