This is a post about PAX Prime, which is suddenly upon us.

It's raining in Vancouver. Little rivulets of water are running down the window, as low clouds slowly move across downtown, swallowing up the tops of buildings as they roll by.

I have a late call today. I'm in one scene, and then I'm off until next Monday. Tomorrow morning, I'm going home to get ready for PAX.

I can't believe that PAX is already here. In years past, I've counted down for the entire month of August and most of July, but this year I've been so busy, not only have I not had time to count down to PAX, I haven't even had time to play games. In fact, if it wasn't for Pirates and Carcassonne on my iPad, and the occasional attempt to pull three stars on the last few non-three-starred levels in Mario Kart DS*, I wouldn't have played any video games at all**.

I have this bag of travel dice that I keep in my backpack, you know, just in case… I occasionally take it out and empty them into my hand. I look at them for a moment, the way normal people look through a photo album, and then I roll them a few times, just so I can hear the sound they make as they clatter onto the table. It makes me smile for a moment, before then I sadly put them away again. I haven't played actual boardgames more than once or twice since last PAX, and I haven't played an RPG at all. It's good to be busy, and I'm incredibly grateful for it… but I'm so excited to go to PAX and play games for four days, I can hardly sit still right now.

If you're coming to PAX, this information may be relevant to your interests:

My Schedule: 

Friday 2:30pm -3:30pm in the Pegasus Theatre – THE AWESOME HOUR WITH ME WIL WHEATON

Wil Wheaton first came to PAX in 2007, when he gave the keynote address that your parents won't stop making you listen to in the car. In 2008, he returned for a panel that asked and answered the burning question, "Can Wil Wheaton really be a panel all by himself?" This year, Commodore Wil Wheaton welcomes you aboard the USS AWESOME for 60 minutes of story-telling, lingerie-dodging, mirth-making, myth-making, iconoclasting, and the obligatory burning-questioning … ing.

Saturday 3:30pm-5:30pm in the Main Theatre - Acquisitions, Inc: The Last Will and Testament of James Darkmagic I

Jim Darkmagic receives a magical missive, informing him that his grandfather has died. There's to be a reading of the Last Will and Testament at the family estate. Not long after the family convenes, wackiness ensues.Join Gabe, Tycho, Scott Kurtz and Wil Wheaton as they guide Jim Darkmagic, Binwin Bronzebottom, Omin Dran and Aeofel "Al" Elhromane through an unscripted Dungeons & Dragons adventure before a live audience.


I'm going to have a booth, and I'll be signing stuff and trading shiny gold rocks for nifty things, like the special edition of The Happiest Days of Our Lives, my short collection of gaming essays Games Matter (expanded to include the complete text of my PAX Prime and PAX East keynotes), and an assortment of delightful 8×10 photographs, perfect for framing or folding into origami dicks. I won't have any of the new 3 Wheaton Moon T-shirts, but I will have a few 3 Wheaton Moon posters. I'm not bringing too many, because I don't know if anyone else in the world thinks it's as funny as I do and I don't want to have to haul them back home.

Anne thinks I should bring some of my cheesy 80s pinup posters, so that's going to happen. I'll also make a few of the Compleat Workes Of Mee Wil Wheatone DVDs. I imagine those will go quickly, though, so get there early if you want one.

I'm not going to spend too much time in my booth, though, because I desperately need to make up for the appalling lack of gaming in my life for the last 365ish days. I'll post a schedule when I get there, and probably blather about it on the Twitterbox, too.

Oh!! I hope that you'll bring me dice, so I can continue testing my theory that it's not possible to have too many dice … but that will be in its own post a little later today.

Wow. PAX is in four days. I can't believe it's actually here.

*Seriously, fuck you, Rainbow Road. Fuck you right in the face with a blue shell.

**Until last night, when I finally finished the single player of Portal 2. IN SPAAAAAAAACE.

55 thoughts on “This is a post about PAX Prime, which is suddenly upon us.”

  1. Danger Wil Wheaton,
    As a certified lurkus internetus, I am permitted one interactivity per quarter. Dis be it! In perusing your agenda I noted that when you mentioned the gaming with Acquisitions, Inc. that you had struck through “Al”, apparently in your excitement to go to Pax your aim was bad. I believe that you meant to strike out el from Aeofel and insert an i between the A and l, thus properly renaming the character Aeofail. Somehow that seems more in keeping with the character. Have a marvelous time at Pax…lurking resumes.

  2. Dearest Wils of the Wheatons,
    As I am now working in Japan, I regrettably cannot make it to PAX this year. A few people have been buying Aeofel shirts so I hope people wear them at PAX. If you do find another person wearing an Aeofel shirt, I’d love to see a picture on your twitter.
    The time difference between Japan and America so too great and I won’t be able to watch the live stream of the DnD game. I hope your dice roll well! I’ve been using the dice that you blessed for me in a Star Wars tabletop game and I rolled a crit on my d20 for an acrobatics check which resulted in my character doing a badass backflip onto a loading bardge which subsequently hit two giant monsters. Thanks for the help!
    May FSM be with you forever and ever,
    PS: There are two more shirts on the way that Molly will hopefully deliver at Emerald City Comic Con

  3. Re: Last Will & Testament of James Darkmagic I — might it then be time to bequeath a few boots to the head?
    Re: the 80s pinup poster — I really mean this as a compliment, but it looks like you borrowed the outfit of the guy who played Will Scarlett in “Robin Hood: Men In Tights”
    Have fun at PAX!

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