Things every person should have

Things every person should have:

  • A nemesis.
  • An evil twin.
  • A secret headquarters.
  • An escape hatch.
  • A partner in crime.
  • A secret identity.

What else?

155 thoughts on “Things every person should have”

  1. A theme song.
    A code name.
    A doppelganger.
    A signature drink.
    The MacGuyver-like ability to get out of any situation using only a safety pin, a stick of gum, and a roll of duct tape.

  2. Ah….
    Isn’t an evil twin also a nemesis?
    Anyway; frigg’n sharks with lazers. Oh, and the latest edition of Highlights and – darn it all – only a pen handy.

  3. -Duct Tape! Because…DUCT TAPE!!1!
    -An escape pod. Preferably without a bear or a timpani player.
    -When all else fails, at the very least have a soft place to land.

  4. – Someone who will build blanket forts with you no matter how old either of you get.
    – Someone you can say “I Love You” to without ever having to explain it or justify it to anyone.

  5. A place to hide a dead body.
    An Alot.
    A good book.
    A way to enter a room.
    A great bowel movement every now and then.
    An inside joke.
    A list of things every person should have.

  6. a towel
    a good book (or a Kindle loaded with all your faves & the classics, like Good Omens, Something Wicked This Way Comes & an array of geeky tomes of knowledge, like Memories of the Future – yeah, and the knowledge that pandering to those you actually respect is – almost – always a good thing ~grin~)
    the inner knowledge that no matter where you go, there you are
    water – because hydration is a must

  7. A “guy” for everything. As in, I know a “guy” what can hook yous up.
    A skeleton in the closet. I mean a real skeleton.
    Last, but not least, a Tardis and an amp that goes to eleven.

  8. November 15th of ’58! All was well, another day saved, when… his cape snagged on a missile fin!
    Stratogale! April 23rd, ’57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
    Metaman, express elevator!
    Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff!
    Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
    No capes!

  9. #3 can double to making service announcements, like TURN OF YOUR &^%* CELL PHONE, so I vote for “a fireplace to relax by” and cognac
    However, that means you also have to add
    4. An ascot.

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