This comes to us from my son, Ryan Wheaton. Click it to embiggen:
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Footnote: If there was any question that love — not biology — makes a family, look no further than my son's delightfully twisted sense of humor, which I think I helped foster.
…oh, and please tell Ryan for me “thanks for the belly laughs”; especially in that second paragraph. Challenge to you or him or both: Please rhyme “Molybdenum” (it’s for a song I’m thinking of writing).
I heard from you in interviews several times how important it is for you to keep your kids away from the spotlight and public attention and I understand that but I am also really glad that you shared this with the world since it is HILARIOUS.
i like this
so true