Fun With Flu Maps

From the ongoing “I am Easily Amused” series: something I did with this morning’s Flu Map from Weather Underground:

Alaska is fucked, you guys.

21 thoughts on “Fun With Flu Maps”

  1. Is Nevada so overrun by zombies they’re completely unable to file a report?

    Actually, given some of the people I saw sitting in casinos on my last trip to Vegas, that might be well within the realm of possibility…

  2. What I get from this is that either Nevada doesn’t care about the zombie apocalypse or the zombies already got them and are trying to hide the fact that they’re on the mainland. πŸ˜‰

  3. I’d be more worried about Nevada and the surrounding states. The zombies took them out so fast no one could even get a report out.

  4. I’ve come to the belief that, in Canada, zombies will be regarded as only slightly more annoying than mosquitoes: they will arrive in the spring, albeit slowly; we will beat them back using every day tools (hockey sticks) and repellents (sprays infused with putrescine instead of DEET); when winter returns, they will go dormant and freeze, making clean up by modified Zambonis very easy.

    Bring it on.

  5. In related news, I fought the zombie apocalypse last night in my dreams. The most stressful part was when my wife wouldn’t stop talking while we were trying to sneak around.

  6. Alaska? Nevada? My omniscient B Movie Survival Guide says in the Zombie chapter, “Little is known about their origins, but they seem to be indigenous to Great Britain and remakes.”

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