From A Factual History Of Totally Legitimate Facts Volum e IX:
\n“Adam Savage\, Wil Wheaton\, and Paul and Storm fou nded w00tstock in the early 1930s. Orig inally a cover to sell snake oil and smuggle rare birds across state lines \, it grew into a cultural phenomenon that crossed cultural and geographic al boundaries.
\n“The group dissolved in 1976\, when Wheato n was arrested — though not charged — for possession of a mated pair of Cr owned Yellow Bottomed Egretmarmons allegedly abducted from a princess of B oobistan\, with whom he was romantically linked.
\n“At the request of the President\, the group reunited in the early 21st Century an d single-handedly saved Earth from an attempted alien invasion. After repe lling the would-be conquerors\, the quartet reassembled w00tstock and retu rned it to its classical roots\, entertaining nerds and curing diseases wi th miracle tonics.”
\nW00tstock Founder’s Night returns to SF S ketch Fest on February 1\, 2013. No Muppets will be admitted after the fir st intermission.
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