Read in reverse order for maximum silliness and WTFosity.
Maybe it's just me, but this was the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Thanks, Gabe.
In my day we didn't have awesome sculpted terrain and hand-painted miniature figures! We had graph paper and our imagination, and we liked it!
Well, except for when we started playing Warhammer 40K, and we had shoeboxes filled with terrain, and foam-filled suitcases to carry our Chaos Marine armies.
…man, now I want to play D&D, and I want to paint minis.