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Good morning, and happy first monday in March!
Over the weekend, I recorded some dialogue for the newest installment of Farkman, and it’s online and ready to go! The whole thing is really funny, and I’m in panel 3. The discussion at FARK is here.

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4 March, 2002 Wil

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VOTE! → ← Ass means donkey

42 thoughts on “Farkman!”

  1. r0b says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:40 am

    wil. d00d. you. fscking. r0ck.
    that was hysterical. i’m cryin over here *laf*
    between this and the FHM the other day – it’s reminded me why I enjoy the interwebthing so much… it’s not just b00bies like my fiancee thinks. well. almost.
    *grinz*

  2. MsAllegro says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:43 am

    There is no such thing as a happy Monday. March or not.

  3. Clay says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:44 am

    EXCELLENT! 🙂 Quite entertaining, keep it up. Has your voice always been that deep? 😉

  4. Bleu says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:45 am

    I agree, Farkman better watch out because the evil PETA will crush him. Being evil sometimes can be fun, right Wil *GRIN*

  5. bluecat/redblanket says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:45 am

    Yeah I am number 3!!! Whatever that means>

  6. kat says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:48 am

    AND SO BEGINS THE REIGN OF EVIL WIL WHEATON!

  7. bluecat/redblanket says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:48 am

    Ok ..THAT was sneaky you jumped in there WAHHHHHH
    BUT thats fine…it’s all good.

  8. Bleu says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:51 am

    hehehehehehehehe (evil laugh)

  9. noworriesmon says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:56 am

    ok, i get nothing. the link appears, I get the “I heart Wil Wheaton” thingy, but no animation, no sound (and I have Flash 5).
    what’s the problem?

  10. Bleu says:
    4 March, 2002 at 9:58 am

    you have to click on I heart wil wheaton 🙂

  11. Eddie Williams says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:08 am

    Who doesn’t heart Wil Wheaton? It’s like Internet law at this point, I think.

  12. olafandy jon says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:15 am

    I’m with MsAllegro on the Mondays.
    Anyway-something tells me I should check this out at home, and not here at work where my monitor can be seen by all…

  13. noworriesmon says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:20 am

    i did click on the i heart wil wheaton and i get nothing. it’s blank. no sound no picture no nothing.

  14. Dai Vernon says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:23 am

    Ahh, it’s amazing how someone can change once they have the Beard of Evil(tm).
    All the best villains have one. Although these days an accompanying English accent is pretty much expected. (Note English, not British. You can’t do Evil with a Glaswegian accent. And it’s not just all English accents either; anyone who’s heard Dave Prowse speak will realise exactly why they got James Earl Jones to do the voice of Darth Vader…)

  15. dake says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:29 am

    I spose this is out of thread, or non-thread (NT?), but just so you know, wil, check out http://www.thismodernworld.com- Tom Tomorrow mentions uncle Willie as his inspiration for starting a blog! (PROPS TO UNCLE WILLIE!!!!)

  16. Bleu says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:30 am

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm My guess is your farked noworriesmon hehe Must be some computer problem on your end. Sorry can’t help you there. 🙂

  17. Fred Fowler says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:34 am

    Evil Wil has got the boots, but does he have the tongue as well?

  18. Mandy says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:45 am

    Wow Wil, I never knew you could play the viola so well. 🙂 Funny stuff. Loved the WEEEEEEEEE! squirrel.

  19. plummer says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:49 am

    Wow, i watched the new farkman clip this morning and had no idea that that was Wil’s actual voice. LOL! That was so funny – was that the Linux penguin that hit Wil with a violin? Hehehe

  20. Ian says:
    4 March, 2002 at 12:26 pm

    It’s a good thing my office has good soundproofing. Note: turn down volume on PC. And stop laughing so loud. (:
    Thanks, Wil!

  21. olafandy jon says:
    4 March, 2002 at 12:34 pm

    noworriesmon-Do you have a Flash plug-in installed in your browser? I think that might be the problem.

  22. noworriesmon says:
    4 March, 2002 at 12:44 pm

    yes, there should be flash 5 installed.

  23. Nacey says:
    4 March, 2002 at 3:23 pm

    I hearted Wil when it was uncool. Isn’t that totally sad? Maybe not. [Remembers running around the local Star Trek club when she was 15 flashing her latest WW poster with utter glee] My stupid brother used that poster for target practice. Didn’t help that Wil’s forehead looked so shiny. Anyways.
    Dude. I think I’ll be saying, “You are SO a sidekick” when I’m drunk. Just like I say, “Wow, my freakin’ heaaad, I’m so waaaasted… supahflaaah!”
    Tip for the day: Do not get drunk at D&D meetings. I went to my first last Sunday, and apart from being totally crap at it, I squished my breasts into the leader-guy’s face in hopes of him giving my character a unicorn. That is lame. (He didn’t even give me one!)

  24. Polly says:
    4 March, 2002 at 3:29 pm

    Bloody brilliant.

  25. Daisy says:
    4 March, 2002 at 4:05 pm

    Cool! And are you wearing your glasses hmmmm?

  26. ymous_annon says:
    4 March, 2002 at 4:10 pm

    That was hilarious. I haven’t laughed like that for awhile. Oh, and just to let people know, (because I know that some people were asking.) The River Phoenix Bio will be shown on Tuesday March 12th at 8:00pm on A&E. So says my satellite magazine.

  27. Noir says:
    4 March, 2002 at 4:26 pm

    “I squished my breasts into the leader-guy’s face in hopes of him giving my character a unicorn. That is lame. (He didn’t even give me one!)”
    Yes but what about the unicorn?
    Oh and by the way I should be offended by the so called british bobbies but Im still pissing myself with laughter

  28. Nuclear Toast says:
    4 March, 2002 at 4:34 pm

    The evil laugh was wicked cool. Even if it IS infringing on MY trademarked evil laugh!
    –NT

  29. manon-it-all says:
    4 March, 2002 at 4:40 pm

    *laughing* This is fabulous! And as I’m sitting here, enjoying this little piece of fan heaven, I start to wonder: Wil, where do you record? What are you recording with (mics, software, etc.)? Do you do voiceovers and those sorts of things often?
    I don’t think I would have known that was you if I hadn’t read it here with my own eyes. Probably wouldn’t have believed it, either, if someone had simply told me. This is great! You did an awesome job! Can you say “bitch” again for us?

  30. kendoka says:
    4 March, 2002 at 4:41 pm

    Aaahh!! Violin abuse!!!

  31. wargoddess says:
    4 March, 2002 at 4:51 pm

    waiting for u to say “bitch” was awesome. now, go get ahold of tara strong (aka bubbles, ppgs) at:
    http://www.voicestarz.com/
    it’d be cool to see you up on her site.

  32. T'Sai Amanda says:
    4 March, 2002 at 4:57 pm

    My Mama used to tell me that if ya ain’t got nothin’ to say, you should keep your mouth shut. I never was very good at that.

  33. Andie G. says:
    4 March, 2002 at 5:39 pm

    Damn I wish I coul get that far on my violin, I can’t even do scales yet-
    ^That was so funny! I loved it- yay Evil Wil Wheaton- I’m still laughing……….with tears streaming down my face……..

  34. nacey says:
    4 March, 2002 at 5:58 pm

    I think I can’t get over the, “OW! Bitch!” thing. I showed it to my brother, (he thought it was hilarious) and I can’t wait to show it to my sister, just to hear “Ow! Bitch!” again.
    Nacey.
    [Usually people will give me anything for titty hugs. Either sex or unicorns. It’s bizarre!]

  35. KarinAoi says:
    4 March, 2002 at 6:02 pm

    Mwa hahaha hahaha hahaha… hah.. heh… egh… *cough*
    *doh*

  36. KarinAoi says:
    4 March, 2002 at 6:02 pm

    as fun as it is, being evil hurts

  37. duchess says:
    4 March, 2002 at 6:14 pm

    Oh evil Wil, that is wickedly funny! V. good stuff – can’t wait for the next installment. As it is, waited all day as played it without sound at work (just had a feeling, you know) and finally heard it tonight. Like the evil laugh and that squirrel is a keeper.

  38. JD says:
    4 March, 2002 at 6:48 pm

    Where is the link to the sound clip? I want to hear Wil’s voice again …

  39. CygnusTM says:
    4 March, 2002 at 7:52 pm

    That was your voice!?! No farking way! After I saw that panel, my only comment was that it would have been cool if Evil Wil Wheaton sounded like you. Now I find out it was! I still can’t believe it…

  40. admiraljustin says:
    4 March, 2002 at 10:40 pm

    Farkman rules… and is now better with EVil Wil…
    I noticed a couple of small touches… the e in Peta is the mathmatical e… the sign on the cliche kitty lost was 867-5309, and you got beaten up by linux… how quiant… just hope they keep Domo Kun away from your nice suit…

  41. Julie says:
    5 March, 2002 at 6:03 am

    Well, I hope you’re happy…I just peed in my office chair. Funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen. You rule!

  42. Gregory Karber says:
    7 March, 2002 at 8:03 pm

    Great work, Wil.

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