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“And we spoke of the things which Steve would endorse, and revile”

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It's one of those weeks where all my creative energy and time is going into projects that pay the bills, so posting here will remain light for at least the next few days, and probably a bit longer.

However, this post my friend Cherie wrote about the First Church of the Intergalactic Fruitbat Steve was so funny, I couldn't not link to it.

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20 thoughts on ““And we spoke of the things which Steve would endorse, and revile””

  1. Zameda says:
    31 March, 2009 at 10:45 am

    I’m scared to click on that because I’m at work. I will give it look see when I get home. BTW I watched your Family Guy episode on Hulu last night. Awesome.

  2. Eric in PA says:
    31 March, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Paying the bills is a good thing. Good luck with your projects! I have to go pay some bills myself, so like Zameda, I’ll check it out when I get back. The title alone made me LOL, so it should be worth the wait…

  3. Elizabeth says:
    31 March, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Steve be with you, brother Whil! May his wonderous fruit-nomming power support you in the manifestation of awesome works. be awesome. the verse needs ya.

  4. stonechiper says:
    31 March, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Thanks for that! Battitudes is classic! I especially like that for a parody religion it doesn’t come across as snarky, actually it’s pretty sweet (and promotes concientious driving habits)

  5. Ms_Indigo says:
    31 March, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Long time lurker, but your linking of that very funny article really warmed up my day and I finally had to say something. And gosh..don’t work TOO hard.

  6. Steve says:
    31 March, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    I endorse deities named Steve.

  7. DetroitChris says:
    31 March, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Call me old fashioned, but I still believe in one god.
    His name is Steve.
    He sees you when your driving.
    He knows when you’re a dick.

  8. Anna Harriman says:
    31 March, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    What is Steve’s stance on converting? I think I’d like to convert to Steveism.
    Damn it. Professor caught me laughing. Had to make something up about a humorous typo in my notes.

  9. Anna Harriman says:
    31 March, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    *sings* And if you act like a raging douchebag, it’ll make Steve really sick!
    Sorry…couldn’t stop myself…XD

  10. DetroitChris says:
    31 March, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    I wish all of my posts caused people to break into song.

  11. SandieK says:
    31 March, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Pastafarian, CeilingCat, and now Steve. I think this makes me the definition of polytheism. Heh.

  12. Anna Harriman says:
    31 March, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    You just happened to catch a person whose brain works really weird when she sees something that looks like it could be a song. The response popping into my head is what got me busted by my professor for laughing. XD

  13. Chris W. (the Tiki guy) says:
    31 March, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    I checked, and the deacons of Steveism seem to think that Steve would be okay with a merger with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, as both deities are similarly relaxed, groovy, and airborne.

  14. Angela says:
    31 March, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    Just wanted to take the opportunity to thank you for introducing me to Teresa Andersson. OMG she’s amazing!

  15. 3clipse says:
    31 March, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    New Podcast is up!!!
    http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4pod/20090401
    “I was awesome…” LOL!!!!
    Oh! One of my players took a picture of their Gelatinous Cube encounter just for you Wil. :)Thought you would get a kick out of it. 😉
    http://3clipsesworld.blogspot.com/
    Enjoy!

  16. vark says:
    5 April, 2009 at 11:30 am

    ya think we could get Ghastly to author the chick tracts?

  17. tprjones.livejournal.com says:
    14 April, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    Ooooh, you better not shout,
    You better not cry,
    You better watch your mouth,
    I’m telling you why,
    Steve is watching you be a dick!

  18. Anna Harriman says:
    14 April, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Well-played! At this rate, we could build an entire song! 😀

  19. Happy Trisha!!! says:
    21 April, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Hi, Wil Wheaton. This may not be about this situation your talking about here, but, I just found out about this website, I really like it. Because I really like your movies. I’ve seen alot, but most of them I forgot about. But I do remember Star Trek, and Stand By Me.

  20. Happy Trisha!!! says:
    21 April, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Now I see your talking about Steveism, and steve will endorse and revil.

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