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Attention Holiday Shoppers!

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I’ve done some work on the store, redesigning all the images to be much higher resolution.
I’ve also added several new products, including thongs for the ladies, perfect for throwing at me while I’m on stage.
If you’re interested in an autographed picture, check out this page, but act fast. I only have a handful of 8×10’s left.
Happy shopping, everyone.

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30 November, 2002 Wil

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64 thoughts on “Attention Holiday Shoppers!”

  1. belinda says:
    2 December, 2002 at 6:58 am

    Thongs?! Hahah 🙂

  2. DancingBadger says:
    2 December, 2002 at 8:00 am

    I too have those two ST:TNG pics! Looking at them really sends me back in time. I remember being 12 and having this huge crush on wesley! It totally makes me smile. I love this site. Wil, you’re my hero.

  3. Erika says:
    2 December, 2002 at 11:14 am

    Signed photographs are all well and good, Wil, but will you sign the thongs if we throw them at you?

  4. d.burr says:
    2 December, 2002 at 11:23 am

    wil: the feature of these thongs that really impresses me is the moisture collecting pad…the only way to make these things better is to make sure they are all the color brown…because sooner or later they will be…but otherwise it’s another great addition to the already impressive array of products and services available from WWDN…forget the mall…it’s holiday central at WWDN!

  5. Patty says:
    2 December, 2002 at 1:05 pm

    Hey, thongs are uncomfortable. I wear them from time to time if necessary, but nothing beats the good ‘ole fashion underwear. But, I will still buy a pair. What the hell!

  6. angela says:
    2 December, 2002 at 3:34 pm

    The Elvis shot is rather hot! Wil, I had no idea you could look so pouty. 😉
    SSSSiiinnnnerrrrrrrr!

  7. Jennifer says:
    2 December, 2002 at 3:54 pm

    Thanks for making shopping for my brother easy for Christmas this year..
    Only I can’t read the print on the comic.
    Is there somewhere else on the site I can find it.
    I was able to squint and read all them except for the last one.

  8. geek_grrl says:
    2 December, 2002 at 6:05 pm

    Seriously Wil!
    Did you get hacked? I like the Wil Wheaton thong and t and hope to buy them but will they really say the wrong weight and height? I liked it better when it said 5’4″ and 120lbs. Sadly, those are my stats too…
    They may have got you good – look closely at the Wil merchandise.
    Help us Wil!

  9. Shannon says:
    2 December, 2002 at 7:50 pm

    special extended edition of LOTR=addiction…
    ::meep:: Due to a really heavy and crezzy school schedule I was only able to sit down and watch it in pieces, but, oh, damn, the difference a few added scenes can make.
    Can’t wait to see Two Towers, infact I’ll be going clear across the US, and back to my birth state, to see it. hoo yah!
    A little over 2 weeks and counting….

  10. Shannon says:
    2 December, 2002 at 7:52 pm

    My brain has left me and I have commented to the wrong post… ::sighs and goes and bangs her head on her Shakespeare anthology::

  11. Melissa says:
    3 December, 2002 at 12:49 am

    I’m laughing too hard at the Wil Wheaton thongs to make a comment.

  12. Melissa says:
    3 December, 2002 at 12:49 am

    I’m laughing too hard at the Wil Wheaton thongs to make a comment.

  13. grepaclue says:
    3 December, 2002 at 8:30 am

    How about printing this on the backside of the thong. “WWDN up your farking ass!”
    You could get some serious hits on this site if you had your beautiful fans model your ‘wares. It holds true that WWDN fans are more attractive than other humans.
    Especially Alicia…drool…wag…drool

  14. lily of the valley says:
    30 November, 2003 at 12:45 am

    my professed love

    convince myself that $35 would be well spent on a personalized version of this Stand By Me 8×10

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