Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. Posted by Trend Trading
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?”"Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”"That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?”"Yeah, and they’re in favor of it 14 to 3.”
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”"Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”
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Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. Posted by Trend Trading
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?”"Well,” he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy.”"That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your family?”"Yeah, and they’re in favor of it 14 to 3.”
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”"Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”