Okay, Annie pulls out into a huge lead with her latest entry at Jesus’ Favorite. The entire thing must be read (do not attempt to do so while eating, drinking, or in an enviroment where you are expected to be quiet. You have been warned) but here’s a clip:
Shane: Don’t tell anyone, but I think Annie is the coolest person in the world.
Wil: I know.
Shane: Really. I wish I had half of her coolness.
Wil: Tell me about it. She is so kicking our assess in the bet.
Shane: I KNOW! Thank God we’re in an airtight borg free red dawn
tasha basha zone, so no one can hear us, ‘cause I would DIE if she knew
how awesome I thought she was.
Wil: I feel the same way. I bet whatever she is doing RIGHT NOW is super awesome.
QUICK CUT TO:
ANNIE IN A SOUND STUDIO RECORDING NEW MUSIC WITH GREENDAY.
ANNIE HIGH-FIVES BILLIE JOE.
BACK TO NERD TENT.
Annie also linked to her sister’s blog, which is about a frequently updated as Jesus’ Favorite, but with 15.875% fewer thinly-veiled references to how awesome Shane and I really are, and how living in the shadow of our awesomeness is less awesome than the actual casting of the awesome shadow.
But it’s still pretty awesome:
Blog, "Did you grow up in a wealthy suburb?
"YES. BUT, I did not drive a BMW at age 16. I had my dad’s old caddy.
It was a 87′ Sedan…ok…and it died within the year of me owning it
because ANNIE drove it into the ground. ALWAYS getting the HAND ME
Blog, "Did you go to Catholic School for 14 years of your life?"
Steffie, "YES, hence my hang up with Jesus’ Favorite."
Blog, "Were you Homecoming Queen for the all boys school next door?"
"YES. But only because my senior picture was half-way decent and I
correctly answered some stupid question about "CaddyShack" and knew
some stupid football answer about how many downs it takes to score a
touch down…(which is a trick question…right???)"
(That is how they judged the girls..nice huh? The feminist in me is REELING.)
Blog, "Did you wear LL Bean shoes and have Polo glasses?"
Steffie, "Sadly, yes… no excuses for that one."
We’re coming for you, Annie. We have a +3 cape of kicking your ass, and a scroll of Hawesome. You’d better make your save vs. nerds, or you’re totally going to lose a level.