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for the record, that beetle weighed 800 pounds and was carrying a knife

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Season Three of The Guild is well underway, and Felicia just released the gag reel for our first four episodes, so I thought I'd embed everything that's available so far in one convenient place:

Episode One:

"Yes. We are."

Episode Two:

"To clarify: your group should be behind the others who have arrived previously."

Episode Three:

"I'm going on the road."

Episode Four:

"I was really drunk, and he had touched Chuck Norris!"

Gag Reel, Episodes 1-4:

"Let's take a ride in my windowless white van."

Finn Smulders dot Com FTW, by the way. Axis of Anarchy RULES!

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22 September, 2009 Wil

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69 thoughts on “for the record, that beetle weighed 800 pounds and was carrying a knife”

  1. Ryan Reid says:
    22 September, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    While your performance so far has been awesome Wil, I have to note something.
    Why is it you’re making windowless white van jokes, but my idea for “Escape From Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement,” was too much?
    Just Kidding, keep up the awesome work.

  2. Larissa @ giggleicious says:
    23 September, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Oh my.. how did I ever not see this before.
    And I do like you in the villain role…. though being in the UK and not having the substantial numbers of channels at my fingertips as you American’s do.. I have missed out on many of your other villain-like parts.

  3. Keith Engle says:
    23 September, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Wil, has anyone pointed out yet that you have your kilt on backwards? Just curious.

  4. Greg Ebdon says:
    23 September, 2009 at 7:49 am

    OH awesomesauce. One has now been introduced to The Guild. Will Felicia Day ever stop spouting pure greatness? There should be a song about you in a kilt…

  5. tjlatta says:
    23 September, 2009 at 8:57 am

    Wil, when are you going to come to Denver? We keep inviting you, but you don’t reply to our emails. 🙁

  6. Jules says:
    23 September, 2009 at 10:18 am

    I personally think it is beyond awesome that you have fallen out of the “nice guy” typecast or idea among casting agents and are getting roles you can really sink your teeth into.
    So very amazing to be able to watch these transformations.

  7. www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawnYS3D5DGIB_Y2f0x69pQvEnH5UgvbQNTg says:
    23 September, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Bladezz’s little sister looks like one of the Culkin brothers in drag. It was…spooky.
    I like evil Wes from the parallel universe. You are even rocking the beard/goatee. Most excellent.

  8. Zoe Mills says:
    23 September, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    damn beetle hey wil. am loving you in the guild…marry me?! maybe that should have stayed in my head 🙂 lol cannot wait to see you in The Big Bang.

  9. Russell says:
    23 September, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Jules,
    I find it interesting how Wil’s mantra on his blog is “Don’t Be a Dick”, yet he does so well at playing one on TV 😉

  10. Jules says:
    23 September, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    mmmmm That he does :)It is nice to be able to have the opportunity to safely express ones darker and more dickish sides of their personality.
    We all have them. Roles like these IMO are the best roles to be cast in. It is easy to move someone to the lighter sides of emotions and make them laugh, smile etc. But the reward is so much greater when you can bring and move people into the darker sides.
    Everyone loves a good bad guy.

  11. Daniele Canavesio says:
    23 September, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Lol @ the messages in the HTML source for the AoA and Finn’s websites :). Besides that, great season and nice performance Wil!

  12. tjlatta says:
    23 September, 2009 at 8:10 pm

    http://www.angelfire.com/co/bshimoda/fawkes/fawkes3.jpg
    This guy has true Wheaton powers. How much do I love the character creator in Champions Online?

  13. Stickmann says:
    23 September, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    [sigh] …Wil, Wil, Wil. Is that how Dr. Gordon Freeman would react to a headcrab? Do you need to get a WWDGFD bracelet?

  14. Wil says:
    23 September, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    I think it’s obvious that I’m no Gordon Freeman!

  15. Stickmann says:
    23 September, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    Hush, you. Everyone here knows for a fact that you’d be shortlisted for the role if they ever decide to do a Half-Life movie, just from the crossover fanbase alone. …Or is your response there just you superstitiously trying not to jinx it?
    Mentally prepare by carrying a crowbar everywhere you go, to, uh, get into character. I guarantee that after about a week, your first reaction to anything insectoid would be to smash decisively.
    By the way, I am absolutely in awe at the sheer sense of …discovery that your delivery of the word “Motherfucker!” expresses that I am convinced that that inflection cannot be reproduced by anyone else ever. It’s no “Eureka!” but I have the feeling it’ll be just as memorable thousands of years later.
    Thanks again for The Guild link consolidation, and to everyone involved with its production!

  16. AvatarMN says:
    24 September, 2009 at 12:45 am

    What’s with the actress in the wheelchair, during the beetle flail? She looks like she kind of hates you.

  17. Wil says:
    24 September, 2009 at 8:09 am

    She’s staying in character, unlike someone in a kilt.

  18. Anonymous says:
    24 September, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    It’s almost creepy how you guys captured our guild chat. Are you sure you’ve never lead a progression guild in World of Warcraft? Either way, I’ve really enjoyed The Guild, and episode four was probably my favorite so far!

  19. NewbieMama says:
    25 September, 2009 at 10:54 am

    I don’t blame you for freaking out over the beetle landing on you. I have a terrible fear of spiders. I have a very good reason for disliking them. It is a long story of course. Just know that when I see one, I completely loose control and I scream for my hubby to get rid of it.

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