now it’s just getting silly

The thing is, I don't even like The Smurfs*, but we have a friend who is working on The Smurfs, and we feel compelled to send him as much Smurf-related imagery as possible.


If you wanted to caption this one, too, I'm certainly not going to stop you.


*Currently, that is. When I was 8, I fucking loved The Smurfs, especially Jokey.

87 thoughts on “now it’s just getting silly”

  1. “Years after Brainy Smurf left relics of his adventures on the Smurferprise-D, his human analog was thrilled to discover evidence of their historical parallels. In hindsight, however, the Smurf’s white space suit seemed fashionably favorable to the Wesley Sweater.”

  2. I’d go with “2001: A Smurf Odyssey” but, well, it’s late 2010. And what can you do with “2010: The Year We Make Contact” with regards to Smurfs?
    (Also, is anyone else bothered by the fact that the spacesuit on that shirt lacks gloves?)

  3. Yo dawg, we heard you got hands-on training while sailing on the Enterprise so, as an enterprise, we put a cadet on a shirt and put it on sale so he can get hands on when you put your hands on.
     It’s the circle of life, bro. 

  4. The following is a dramatization of possible events. Any resemblance to actual events or people would frankly scare the crap out of me, because I’d be friggin’ psychic. Viewer Discretion is unnecessary.
    Wil: “MommyMommyMommyMommyMommyMommyMommy can you please please please please please buy me this shirt? I promise I’ll clean my room and do my chores and not push my little brother into the trashcan. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!”
    Anne: “Wil, sweetie, I’m your WIFE. You have money from your podcast and book sales, I think a t-shirt is well within your budget.”
    Wil: “… so does that mean I can still push my little brother into the trashcan?”
    Anne: *facepalm*
    Anne’s Inner Monologue: “I love him to death, but man can he be just a geek sometimes.”

  5. This is Spacey Smurf to Papa Smurf, I’m stepping through the door
    And I’m smurfing in a most peculiar way
    And the stars look very different today
    Here am I smurfin’ ’round my tin can far above the world
    Planet Earth is blue and my balls are kinda too

  6. “YOU try living in a mushroom, I dare you not to nibble the walls, too!”
    So, I wonder what this one’s name would be? I know the episode of TNG that he appeared in was “The Trouble with Smurfs”. Little blue critters EVERYWHERE! AH! The Horror! And then Wesley and Data figured out that SPOT was the solution. Carnage. Absolute carnage. Wesley couldn’t even look at Andorians anymore without tearing up.

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