The thing is, I don't even like The Smurfs*, but we have a friend who is working on The Smurfs, and we feel compelled to send him as much Smurf-related imagery as possible.
If you wanted to caption this one, too, I'm certainly not going to stop you.
*Currently, that is. When I was 8, I fucking loved The Smurfs, especially Jokey.
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Which one is the real spaceman?
How can you tell when a Smurf is out of oxygen?
All those years of Red dye number 2 have finally caught up with Wil…
Good news: Wil Wheaton will also voice the Andorians in J.J. Abrams next Trek movie.
Bad news: The new look is somewhat controversial.
Years later, Wil Wheaton learned about the original pitch for the character of Wesley Crusher…
Real men wear Smurfs
Wil auditions for his QVC spot with a random item found at Target.
The first indication that the suit’s life support had failed was when cyanosis set in.
Does this shirt make me look retarded?
Upon learning that Peyo’s later years were spent manning the layaway counter at Target, Wil Wheaton’s inner fanboy formulated a cunning plan…
“This is what happens when you don’t have enough oxygen in the holodeck.”
Love that one!
OH HAI 1983! I found you in my garage!
“Years after Brainy Smurf left relics of his adventures on the Smurferprise-D, his human analog was thrilled to discover evidence of their historical parallels. In hindsight, however, the Smurf’s white space suit seemed fashionably favorable to the Wesley Sweater.”
“I want a hamburger…no…a cheeseburger…I want a hotdog…I want a smurf shirt…”
I’d go with “2001: A Smurf Odyssey” but, well, it’s late 2010. And what can you do with “2010: The Year We Make Contact” with regards to Smurfs?
(Also, is anyone else bothered by the fact that the spacesuit on that shirt lacks gloves?)
“Wesley, save me from this warp bubble. The universe is shrinking!” See stardate 44161.2
Finally unearthed, the long lost TNG/Smurf crossover… Smurfette gives Wesley blueballs.
space… the final smurftier.
“WOW, this is EXACTLY like the shirt I wore under the earth toned sweaters on Star Trek!”
Yo dawg, we heard you got hands-on training while sailing on the Enterprise so, as an enterprise, we put a cadet on a shirt and put it on sale so he can get hands on when you put your hands on.
It’s the circle of life, bro.
“Look mom, me in a space suit on a t-shirt. It’s smurftastic.”
I was looking for fodder for another stupid cell-phone video and all I could find was this tee-shirt.
This is a whole different kind of smurf photo, altogether.
eh, Smurfs
now their wars, on the other hand…
http://www.sparehed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/smurfs-wars-hefty.jpg
Great T-shirt! I love the smurfs…yes, even today at nearly 50…*smiles* Thanks for sharing!
“This is a whole different kind of smurf photo.”
“ON THE NEXT TMZ: Where are they now, child stars of the 80’s and their bizzar sexual fettishes.”
The following is a dramatization of possible events. Any resemblance to actual events or people would frankly scare the crap out of me, because I’d be friggin’ psychic. Viewer Discretion is unnecessary.
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Wil: “MommyMommyMommyMommyMommyMommyMommy can you please please please please please buy me this shirt? I promise I’ll clean my room and do my chores and not push my little brother into the trashcan. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!”
Anne: “Wil, sweetie, I’m your WIFE. You have money from your podcast and book sales, I think a t-shirt is well within your budget.”
Wil: “… so does that mean I can still push my little brother into the trashcan?”
Anne: *facepalm*
Anne’s Inner Monologue: “I love him to death, but man can he be just a geek sometimes.”
I lol’d.
This is Spacey Smurf to Papa Smurf, I’m stepping through the door
And I’m smurfing in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I smurfin’ ’round my tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and my balls are kinda too
“Live Long and Smurf You; And May the Smurf be with you!”
“Security, code blue in aisle 5. Repeat, code blue in aisle 5. It’s Wheaton again.”
“YOU try living in a mushroom, I dare you not to nibble the walls, too!”
So, I wonder what this one’s name would be? I know the episode of TNG that he appeared in was “The Trouble with Smurfs”. Little blue critters EVERYWHERE! AH! The Horror! And then Wesley and Data figured out that SPOT was the solution. Carnage. Absolute carnage. Wesley couldn’t even look at Andorians anymore without tearing up.
Just wondering if Anton is your friend doing Smurfs…I see he’s in the credits on IMDB!
Geek Smurf Wheaton. The new member of Smurfs: The Next Generation t-shirt. Instead of saying “Far Out” we now say “Space Out”.
Crap I own that shirt