Vogon Poetry

Vogon Poetry

Good morning, everyone.
I am recovering from those $#@!ing Yankees and their $#@!ing ‘mystique’ and ‘aura’…
I swear, The Diamondbacks have been watching too many Dodger games, based on the way they blow 9th inning leads.
Just a reminder: The WILLIAM F***ING SHATNER and WILLIAM $#!@ING SHATNER stores are closing today, so if you want anything from there, now’s the time to get it.
Don’t fret: The WWDN and Posse stores are still there, and I’m working on a RFB design, too!
My fortune from last night’s Panda Express Extravaganza: “Nothing can keep you from reaching your goals”.
So I got that going for me, which is nice.