It has just come to my attention that I haven’t given up the love for FARK recently.
I really need to take a second out of my day, stop cleaning the house, and give up the farkin’ love for FARK!
FARK voted for me to be entertainer of the year, before lowtax and I were squeezed out by The Man!
FARK provides the world with boobies, weeners, and beer!
FARK may even have a Los Angeles FARKFest this year!
Fb- is the father, France surrenders, and Wil Wheaton sucks. Long live FARK!
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That’s Farking awesome!
I’m all farked out.
The cheese, on the other hand, has found the Fark to be Gouda!
I feel really stupid asking this, because it reveals my identity as a complete newbie to this site, and also that it’s completely off-topic, but.. what’s the story behind Wil’s posse? All I know is that little drawing is really rad, and I want the shirt. Yeah. :B
LA FARKfest? I’m so there. The only way it could be even better is if Lore F. Sjoberg from the Brunching Shuttlecocks showed up as well…
“Fb- is the father, France surrenders, and Wil Wheaton sucks. Long live FARK!”
I have no idea what that means, but it sounded very powerful. Long live FARK!
(p.s. but Wil doesn’t suck)
Oh, yeah. The fact that Buckaroo Bonzai across the 8th Dimension is on the front page makes me into a wiggly joy puppy. Farking amazing DVD. Still haven’t seen all of it. Thanks Wil!
Ok, I’ve been coming to this site for a little over a month now, and the first time I posted was yesterday. The actual decision to open up and say “hey” for the first time was slightly influenced by alcohol consumption. But now I want to say how awesome I think this site is. I love that Wil spends so much of his time on this site… it shows a true dedication to his fans. It was the coolest when I sent him an email and he responded to it, as lame as that sounds. It meant a lot… Thanks, Wil. I love the comments feature as well. I spend most of my day on the computer taking online classes, so whenever I get bored with studying or whatever, I come here and read the comments… it’s a great way to break up the monotony of medical terminology… yeah. Enough rambling from me. Keep up the excellent work WW!
posting while drinking is nearly as dangerous as ebaying while drinking
but not as expensive
The Mantra: “Wil has a posse. Wil has a posse”
…and Wil, you forgot Walken.
Walken is Weaton’s father. No wait, Fb-‘s Walken’s father.
Oh, it’s all very confusing. Time to take my medication.
I would have said this before, but I just went to a part of this website that I used to not visit, but now I do … and I found something cool awaiting there. Thanks, Wil!:)
Would you rather have your daughter date a FARKER or a member of the Hell’s Angels?
Forget Jane White.
Those links are sick and twisted!
I give up! HA
If it wasn’t for fark, I’d not have known Wil had a site. Rawk!
Been farking since July ’00. It’s really affected my performance at work :).
Well uh..(just because I must not merge with the crowd I will not say “fark” – shit..anyways..)
Yeha.. fark is interesting..congrats to Wil on that one…or four.
Snootch to the mother farking bootch (wait..sorry…that’s view askew)
It is proven scientifically proven that Wil Wheaton was creatd by…FARKism.
Fark on!
JoshAct
Yay Beth! Lore F. Sjöberg farking rocks! I loved his “Björk” song. And brunching.com is a great site. Who’da thunk of rating the Fisher Price Little People, let alone Roshambo Rampage. Whee!
And, oh yeah… FARK!
Oh i love Fark! I found good old Farkistan through your website, THANKS FOR THE LINK! 😀 I spend way too much time on their website now, lol. 🙂
~Kristie
Fark is most definitely a great website. It’s kept me sane through graduate school.
I had never visited Fark until I visited your site yesterday. I’m now addicted and couldn’t be happier! Thank you.
>>and Wil Wheaton sucks. Long live FARK!
Boy — if the universe would actually allow the paths-crossing of Lore Sjoberg, Wil Wheaton, and Fark simultaneously, I fear my body would disintegrate from the unbridled joy which would result. Such a holy trinity has never met before!
Speaking of fark, My other works were linked at Fark 2-3 times since early 2000, long before Wil was on the scene. So there. However, Wil’s a nicer guy than me, which justifies his one category, I guess.
Ya done good Wil. We feel the love. We have made you powerful, Now we will make you a GOD!
Your Public Relations team,
FARKers
u always talk about about FARK, so i decided 2 check it out, and ur rite. it duz rock. thanx.
Completely off-topic, since I’m not a FARKer, but hey Wil — thanks for changing the album on your front page. The previous picture … stood out a bit when I’d try to visit your site on the sly while at work. =)
Omigod, Twin Peaks!!! Don’t even get me started on what an amzingly great super cool awesome show that was. Eeek! David Lynch is a farking god! Yay Wil for putting it up on the Watch list today.
For anyone who missed Twin Peaks the first time around, or just didn’t get what the big deal was, pick up the DVD of the first season (just released this month) and watch it from the beginning onwards. It’s the only way to get into the show, and to appreciate it for how brilliant and addicting it is. And after watching season one, rent the Fire Walks With Me movie for some seriously farked up shit. Whee!
When I saw the dvd came out, I started planning my next TP marathon viewing party. Now we can watch it in digitally restored style (our video tapes were getting a bit threadbare). Just need to pick up the doughnuts, brew the coffee, and take some time off work. The owls are not what they seem.
Don’t forget the cherry pie, Dianne.
On fark there was a link recently to a site built to look like Wil’s but it was ….. er how do I say.. on the offensive side. Does anyone still have the link?
Thanks.
hi wil wheaton. *giggles*
It’s pie! It’s poo!
(I knew I forgot something. Thanks!)
*buh-cock!*
Ahem. Sorry, everyone. Ya’ll were saying “fark” so I thought I would just throw in something different. FYI, that is my lame attempt to type out the sound a chicken makes. I didn’t do a good job. *blush* I’m so ashamed.
I’ve been visiting this site since, oh, September, and I haven’t gone to Fark… *ducks behind desk*… but I shall go there shortly.
well, I’ve just donned my best frock and high heels and voted in the bloggies (sweet jesus, I feel like I’m off to the Oscars!) and I just clicked on ANY old Tom, Dick or little yellow fellow, in the other categories (Fark, Movable Type and Slashdot did get my nod once or twice, I add), but fear not Wil, I voted for you in all of your categories. So when you don your tuxedo remember, me, your posse, your family and your Mam and Dad in the acceptance speech! ;o) (lol)
ps, as for secret ballots etc, I dont believe friends should have secrets, what do you think?
What more does a woman need than /. , Fark and WWDN?
Not much, just 2 double A batteries!
My woman swears by D batteries.
Something about girth.
You know what the young kids really seem to like these days?
Hip-hop.
Farking fantastic. ‘Twas you, Wil that turned me on…to Fark, I mean. The site now owns me. Rock.
I found FARK after coming to WWDN after seeing it in USA Today. Thank you for getting me hooked on it. Now I’ll never know true love because I’m addicted to FARK and have to spend 14 hours a day at my computer!
This message brought to you by the other white will
Spudnuts said: “You know what the young kids really seem to like these days?
Hip-hop.”
Oh.
I’ve been thinking all this time that they’re into “Hop On Pop.”
Which would explain all the stares I’ve been getting lately.
FARK is little more than barely amusing articles and lots of egotistical whiny losers with too much time on their hands. No offense.
You know what else the young kids like?
Fresh milk and piping hot scones.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Young kids.
Young kids who?
Fresh milk and scones,
…
…
…
…
Dawg.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
G.I. Joe.
G.I. Joe who?
Joe!
But if you like insert those batteries, doesn’t it like shock you?
Random thinking people tend to attract random thinking people. Being an engineer myself… I’m very random. Hence my post. Good ngiht.
Raethryn
Isn’t it scary that Wil reminds me of my friends and I. Long live.. um.. whatever.
Another midnight randomness..
Raethryn
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Corey Feldman.
Corey Feldman who?
Stop fucking with me, Wil. The pool’s clean. Where’s my eight dollars?
knock knock
whos there
🙂 me, lemme in. i want in! i
Oh my gosh. Spudnuts, you just made my night. Farking hysterical!
i wonder what corey feldman’s up to right now?
actually, i wish that was my super-power – the ability to know instantly what corey feldman is doing at any given point in time.
let me try it now.
urghhhhhhhhhhhhgh! ggghh!
he’s… um… it’s… i’m beginning to get something… i think… is it? yes… i think i’m getting it… he’s…
he’s sitting down… he’s reading a dog-eared copy of ‘pool-cleaners monthly’… he’s eating corn… he’s frowning… hang on, it’s blurry but it’s getting clearer…
oh sweet jesus.
he’s taking a dump.
get me OUT of here.
i said get me OUT OF HERE.
NOW.
i said NOW!
i don’t want this super-power any more.
that was awful.
don’t ever let me try that again.
christ.
hm.
i wonder what steve guttenberg’s up to these days…
knock knock
who’s there?
the other Mandy (me)
well damnit girl, there can’t be two of us
okay I have no problem with being Mandy2. in fact I prefer it
unenlightend poeple do judge others by what position they hold in life.
Self worth is usually tied into success in business.
Taking a dump can be a rewarding experience, something you can have as much pride in as anything else.