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Good morning!
I’m checking my email, while the kid’s sausage sizzles on the Foreman Grill, and I was sent a link to this story on Trek Galaxy. It’s an interview with Rick Berman, about Nemesis. It’s a good article, and I call attention to this section:


STM. We know now that Kate Mulgrew and Wil Wheaton will appear in Star Trek: Nemesis as Admiral Janeway and Wesley Crusher, respectively. How did their appearances come about? ”
Berman: “John Logan, who wrote the script, very much wanted Kate to portray an admiral that we had and Kate was delighted to do it. We have a wedding in the movie and guests at the wedding include Wil Wheaton and Whoopi Goldberg.”
STM: Did anyone have to twist your arm to get Wheaton back in there? He’s been under the impression that you didn’t like him.
Berman: “You know, that’s so funny because somebody else told me that. I can’t imagine why anybody would think that way. I’m very fond of Wil. Somebody else, not someone from the press, said to me, “Wil is very interested in being in the movie, but we hear you don’t like him.” I can’t imagine where that came from.”
STM: Actually, it came from Wil. He’s said that he lost favour with you because of the way he left Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Berman: “That could not be farther from the truth.”
STM: The wedding, as we all know, is between Deanna (Marina Sirtis) and Riker (Jonathan Frakes), so it seems like an ideal opportunity for Majel Barrett Roddenberry to reprise her role as Lwaxana. Will she be back? ”
Berman: “Nope. There’s a plot point I don’t want to give away, but there’s a reason.”

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5 February, 2002 Wil

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183 thoughts on “Spiffy”

  1. Spudnuts says:
    5 February, 2002 at 9:08 pm

    Saw some video clip interview thing with the woman who plays the Vulcan on Enterprise.
    That chick is dumb.
    I mean Moses Malone dumb.
    I know, I know…
    That’s not really the point… she looks good in cellophane and dep… or… whatever that body gel shit is.
    But.
    Dang.
    She was SERIOUSLY very dumb.
    I’m searching here for words to encapsulate the measure of dumbness I beheld, but…
    *
    I…
    *
    *
    She was dumb.

  2. kilgore says:
    5 February, 2002 at 9:08 pm

    Wil, I hope you know the somethingawful.com guys are saying some not nice things about you and fark. If I were big wil, I wouldn’t take that kind of shit from nobody, especially not the assheads at SA.
    Whatya gonna do about it wil?

  3. Spudnuts says:
    5 February, 2002 at 9:10 pm

    Cheesewheel dumb.

  4. JSc says:
    5 February, 2002 at 9:15 pm

    Kilgore.
    Don’t panic.
    Hang onto your towel, and you’ll be fine.
    I’m sure Mr. Wheaton (SIR!) has everything under control.

  5. Spudnuts says:
    5 February, 2002 at 9:21 pm

    What the fuck is SA?
    Open a bitch-thread and I’ll light those fuckers up my damn self.
    Amateurs.
    Throw in the one-handers from FARK too.
    I don’t get enough corn in my stool.
    How about SA/FARK vs. Spudnuts?
    Now there’s an apertif.

  6. Andie says:
    5 February, 2002 at 11:05 pm

    Where the hell did the converstion go to ? It started off really funny and some of it I could actaually picture happening. But what the hell is with the anger people! play nice-(*as everyone now flips me off*)So the movie true I don’t want to hear too much about the movie either but glad to know that wil will be there. Hey dude! what happened to those pics you promise you were gonna try and get released. ‘Saright’we will wait *paitently* sigh– Anyhow if wil wants to use the Foreman grill -So be it! hey remember the Sandwhich maker!I like that one!!!! grill cheese automatically sealed-mmmmmmm gooey 😉

  7. MissKittyFantastico says:
    5 February, 2002 at 11:14 pm

    Whoopie back to the non-serious shit!
    Wil you suck because you suck!
    (not really but it’s fun to quote male slut idiots from the band Flickerstick)
    I could go back and do all that serious stuff some more but frankly.. I have more fun things to do like drool over my new car that must be driven to every person I know to show them how trully spiffy it is.
    And onto other things spiffy- I proudly tried and suceeded in pronoucing Rob’s last name- but I’ve taken a vow of not typing it ^_^ you can’t make me do it cop’r!
    As for Berman and his “interview”… did anyone seriously believe he would come out and spit out the truth?
    If someone did I want to sell them tickets to an NSYNC show where Justin will pick up a guitar and play music by Kings X all night.
    Hmm didn’t think any of- oh wait the guy in the back in the red nike jumpsuit believed it.. dammit.
    Oh and Celebs are not human. They are a silicon byproduct created by the little shells/parasites from Lake Erie that take over suitable human shells placed in breeding areas by Kraft Foods Company.
    And with that I need to jaunt like a TP into my bed…
    -Kitty
    nice people suck…naughty people swallow

  8. hot soup girl says:
    5 February, 2002 at 11:21 pm

    of course celebs aren’t human.
    donald sutherland is a legume.
    and corey feldman is a bag of mechanically separated chicken.

  9. hot soup girl says:
    5 February, 2002 at 11:23 pm

    it’t not hard, people.
    matsushita.
    matsushita.
    matsushita.
    matsushita.
    uh.
    matsushita.
    uh.
    i think i just broke a capillary in my eye.

  10. Sam says:
    6 February, 2002 at 12:21 am

    Dude, you feed your kids sausage? Who put that link to “Fast Food Nation” on your page? (= I’m reading that right now as well… and if I hadn’t been a vegetarian before, the chapters on meatpacking would’ve done it.

  11. sylvain says:
    6 February, 2002 at 12:35 am

    This forum seems to be a playground for a couple of guys who apparently have never heard of IM.
    It starts out interesting, then just kind of degrades into class-clown competition.
    I do get tired of constantly reading “Wil, you rock!” “Wil, you are the shit!” so in a way it’s refreshing to see someone come on and say “Wil, you suck.” But I agree that the dope should have at least given his opinion why, so there would be an interesting flamewar to read. I don’t think you suck, Wil. But I don’t worship you either.
    I predict that the Riker/Troi marriage will last as long as it takes for OW(Old Wil)to discover how Worf ruined Deanna’s avenue of love. Ever seen a cat’s penis?Imagine a klingon penis.
    Hey, I’ve got a ponderable for you all:Does the Afterlife have it’s own equivalent of the Internet?

  12. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 12:42 am

    Sam,
    The sausages are made FROM vegetarians.
    So the meal is heart-healthy and it keeps nasty, unwashed, hemp-wearing Phish groupies off the street and on Wil Wheaton’s breakfast table where they belong.

  13. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 12:46 am

    >> Imagine a klingon penis.
    http://i.imdb.com/Photos/CMSIcons/N/000/03/97/Headshot.gif

  14. Sylvain says:
    6 February, 2002 at 3:31 am

    Spudnuts, I’m beginning to think YOU are Cory Feldman.

  15. jbay says:
    6 February, 2002 at 3:38 am

    no, he’s the OTHER corey

  16. KJB says:
    6 February, 2002 at 4:23 am

    Spudnuts, I don’t care if you are Corey Feldman. You’re so random. I’m in love. ::sniff::
    With respect to the … crap, I forgot what I was going to write.
    Oh! The George Foreman grill is actually kinda good. A friend of mine got one for christmas, and we made chicken on it, and damn, but it was tasty.
    Sylvain, you’ve reminded me why I don’t have cats. Well, one reason – I have no desire to see a cat’s penis. Dog’s penises are bad enough.
    I’d like to nominate the change of the plural of “penis” from “penises” to “penii”.

  17. Rob Matsushita says:
    6 February, 2002 at 4:49 am

    Careful, Hot Soup Girl.
    If you look in the mirror and say my name five times, I appear and do my Elizabeth Berkeley impression.

  18. Bronwyn says:
    6 February, 2002 at 5:16 am

    Rob, that wasn’t an image I needed first thing in the morning. My god, man.

  19. hot soup girl says:
    6 February, 2002 at 5:34 am

    KJB, that wasn’t chicken you ate.
    it was Corey Feldman’s Menchanically Separated Chicken Luncheon Meat.

  20. hot soup girl says:
    6 February, 2002 at 5:36 am

    (sic)

  21. bluecat/redblanket says:
    6 February, 2002 at 5:49 am

    LOOK we ALL can’t be in love with Spudnuts,
    it’s just not healthy..unless he has a harem
    or a posse..or gasp..he’s turning into Wil!?
    Now THATS scary…Good moring class!

  22. hot soup girl says:
    6 February, 2002 at 5:57 am

    matsushita.
    matsushita.
    matsushita.
    matsushita.
    matsu…
    um.
    shi…
    …
    no.
    nope, i can’t do it.
    i’m just not ready.
    hoo. nervous. and hungry.
    just a sec.
    (cracks neck)
    gotta make some sammiches.
    huh. no mechanically separated chicken in the fridge.
    no problem. got peanut butter. that’ll have to do.
    ok.
    okey dokey.
    ng. and a lemonade. ooch. cold.
    now i’m ready.
    …matsushita.
    …
    …
    …
    hello?
    elizabeth?
    …

  23. hot soup girl says:
    6 February, 2002 at 5:59 am

    eeeliiiiizabeeeeethhh?

  24. Rob Matsushita says:
    6 February, 2002 at 7:35 am

    *pulls out a switchblade*
    “CHILL OUT!!!”
    *sternly walks outside and weeps on a car top*

  25. hot soup girl says:
    6 February, 2002 at 8:36 am

    hey! back off, nomi malone!
    i summoned you from the cheetah club; i can send you back there!
    now… where’s that grand grimoire i bought from that second-hand book store last week…?

  26. wil says:
    6 February, 2002 at 8:37 am

    Rob Matsubrfgllefritzmmm’s got heat.

  27. sandra says:
    6 February, 2002 at 8:39 am

    Mat.
    Sushi.
    ta.
    How hard is that? Not.

  28. hot soup girl says:
    6 February, 2002 at 8:44 am

    wil, you’ve got way too many consonants there.
    you should move your lips more.
    lubrication can help. try some mayonaisse.

  29. Rob Matsushita says:
    6 February, 2002 at 8:49 am

    Et tu, Wheaton?

  30. fenaray says:
    6 February, 2002 at 8:50 am

    Why the hell do Americans (and Canadians, and other English speaking people) seem to have such a hard time pronouncing Japanese names? Take it one syllable at a time –
    Ma
    tsu
    shi
    ta
    -Sorry, can’t type hiragana here.

  31. sandra says:
    6 February, 2002 at 8:55 am

    Fenaray: ’cause we’re not Japanese? 🙂 Americans can barely pronounce *Polish* names, and they’re in the same (almost) alphabet that English is.
    I was talking more about the spelling thing. Though I doubt I’m mispronouncing it when I say it out loud.

  32. sandra says:
    6 February, 2002 at 8:58 am

    (okay, except for Japanese Americans. I’m going to go sit in the corner now.)

  33. Nuclear Toast says:
    6 February, 2002 at 9:05 am

    Because their not american names.
    –NT

  34. Nuclear Toast says:
    6 February, 2002 at 9:06 am

    condoLEEEEEEEEEEEZA!!!!111
    –NT

  35. Rob Matsushita says:
    6 February, 2002 at 9:08 am

    Actually, I go by the Americanized pronunciation:
    Mat-SOO-shee-ta.
    As opposed to the Japanese way, which I believe is:
    Mat-SHOOSH-ta.
    Personally, I think it’s easier to pronounce than Casey Siemaszko, for cryin’ out loud.

  36. hot soup girl says:
    6 February, 2002 at 9:16 am

    mayonaisse.
    who doesn’t love mayonaisse?
    it’s the perfect food.

  37. hot soup girl says:
    6 February, 2002 at 9:20 am

    vanna likes to scoop it up with her hook.

  38. Rob Matsushita says:
    6 February, 2002 at 9:22 am

    “Once I was in this art museum when a woman came up to me and asked if I liked Monet or Manet. I said I liked mayonaisse. She just looked at me, so I said it again, only louder. Then she went away. I guess she went to get some mayonaisse for me.”
    –Jack Handey

  39. Mandy says:
    6 February, 2002 at 9:56 am

    Mmmmm… artistic mayonaisse.

  40. Mandy says:
    6 February, 2002 at 9:57 am

    May.
    Oh.
    Naisse.

  41. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 10:41 am

    Zack Mayo: “Because I got nowhere else to go!”

  42. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 10:49 am

    bluecat/redblanket said:
    >> LOOK we ALL can’t be in love with Spudnuts.
    Yes.
    You can.
    I’m used to it.
    It’s not a burden I would wish upon any man, but I bear it stoicly.
    Some would say… heroically.
    Look…
    I’ve never thought it “fair” or “right” that for some perverse and altogether malevolent reason the world should be cursed with ONE Spudnuts yet MANY women.
    Why is that?
    Why so much unnecessary anguish?
    Why do so many women have to go to bed each night without a Spudnuts (well… those who don’t live near Richland, WA)?
    It’s an age old question and one which is perhaps best left to those of keener insight or wisdom than myself.
    Say…
    Like…
    Jeff Hornicek.
    Or David Caruso.

  43. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 10:49 am

    Or Urkel.

  44. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 10:52 am

    I got nowhere else to go!

  45. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 11:05 am

    I think we should all just call Rob “Bobby Mat” or “Bobby the Mat.”
    Like we’re in a Scorcese film or something.

  46. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 11:05 am

    I got nowhere else to go!

  47. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 11:06 am

    You gonna finish those sausages…?

  48. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 11:07 am

    I got nowhere else to…
    Ooo.
    You can really taste the hemp.

  49. Rob Matsushita says:
    6 February, 2002 at 12:23 pm

    There are seven people in the world allowed to call me Bobby.
    And two died in 1986.

  50. Spudnuts says:
    6 February, 2002 at 12:35 pm

    Are you threatening us?

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