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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

happiest days of our lives only available from me until friday december 5

Posted on 2 December, 2008 By Wil

Holy shit, it’s already December 2nd! How did that happen?

(I know, Earth rotates, time marches on, etc. It was a rhetorical question. Jeeze.)

Why do you care? Well, most of you reading this probably don’t, but if you want to get a copy of The Happiest Days of Our Lives from Monolith Press, and have it arrive in time for the holidays, you have until this Friday to place your order.

I’m not sure how many copies are left, but I think it’s less than 100. I’m not sure if there are even that many potential sales in the universe at this very moment, but if I run out of books before Friday, I’ll update this post. Either way, after Friday, it’s probably gone forever because I’ll be working on something new.

The special expanded edition from Subterranean Press is still available for order, and will ship sometime early next year.

Edited to add: This afterthought is for people who are interested in the audio version. It is damn close to being done, and will probably be out VERY soon. Like, very, very soon, if you get my drift. I mention this today so you don’t think I’m pulling one of those “buy this now but guess what here’s something else hahaha I got your money like a Whammy on Press Your Luck” moves that are so popular with jerkfaces who have the face of a jerk these days.

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Comments (9)

  1. Aviatrixt says:
    2 December, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Done and done! 🙂

  2. starshine_diva says:
    2 December, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Glad you’ll be taking a bit of a break.

  3. Industrial PhD says:
    2 December, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Well, I’m already the proud owner of all the books, and JAG audio book will be under the Christmas tree in a few weeks, so I’ll just relax with a cup of hot cocoa and the warm glow of dual monitors.

  4. Oblivion says:
    2 December, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Bought as a gift that I just might forget to wrap and give.

  5. Hamumu says:
    2 December, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    Done indeed! Then I read the bit about the fancier edition… oh well. I wanted to set my wife up for Christmas.
    We saw you (Wil, not you, random comment reader) at PAX and would’ve bought a copy then, but had no cash left at the point when (on day 3) we finally got to the front of your line. I felt a lot like a heel hopping up to take your time without buying. I don’t know the etiquette there, I just know it felt a little slimy. But thanks for signing our Yerfhat anyway! And now I bought the book. We already own the others.

  6. cameydesu says:
    3 December, 2008 at 6:07 am

    Any chance of getting the audiobook format in hand before 1/9/09? =D

  7. different Jon not that other Jon says:
    3 December, 2008 at 6:18 am

    Sorry, Wil, but according to Wikipedia (it’s gotta be true!), there is no “Jeeze”. I think you meant “Jeez”, which is a Minced Oath, a shortening of an epithet.
    What? Smart-ass? Me?

  8. cameydesu says:
    3 December, 2008 at 11:28 am

    What kind of incentive would you need to get it done by 1/1/09? =D Good Gawd Man.. get’her’done! please and thank you.

  9. Jack says:
    3 December, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Your evil mind control worked. I brought the book and not even the extra cool autographed one cuz there were none of those available. Now I have to wait a public appearance so I can get it signed. Wait, that would be sweeeeeet! Okay I’m better now.

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