This gets less funny over time, but it made me laugh really hard the first time I saw it (NSFW language):
There are many more, of varying quality and levels of offensiveness, at Play him off, Keyboard Cat.
Somebody once said that you can’t successfully write a blog and a book at the same time. I am here as supporting evidence for this claim.
Status updates:
Happiest Days Expanded Edition – This would have been turned in to Subterranean Press 6 weeks ago, but OpenOffice totally fucked me on formatting and notes, so my copyeditor and I have had to go back to the old “print it out and mark it up with a red pen” method of editing that takes considerably longer. I may have to get [choke] Word for Mac [gag] [bloat] so this doesn’t happen again. Yes, I am extremely annoyed.
Memories of the Future – Rewrites are almost completely finished. Cover design is pretty much nailed down, and interior design should be finalized shortly. I have to tackle The Last Outpost, which I’m dreading, but if I could make Farpoint entertaining, I’m sure I can do the same with it. I’m still on pace for a late spring/early summer release.
Convert Sunken Treasure to Various eFormats – This is harder than I thought it would be, and is temporarily delayed while I finish the other projects on this list.
Project X – Nothing to see here. Move along.
I’m not going to lie to you, Marge: I’m especially excited about Project X.
(keyboard cat via Fark)
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Me, too! What the hell?! Dude, WTF are these marks on my neck?
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Hey there Wil,
Like many people I always asked what the hell happened to that guy from stand by me. I was excited to know that you are a writer now. I’ve recently blogged about you here
robertoscarlato.blogspot.com
please feel free to check it out and comment if you like.
You are a very original storyteller. I’m trying to be an author too. Can’t wait to pick up the next book.
P.S. Out of the surviving stand by me kids, in my opinion, you are the most successful. A writer and a family man always has the higher up over celebrities in my book.
Ciao.
Regarding the large man and the sign: It reminds me of this news item I saw about bike racks that are also art installations. One of the artists said you had to follow the “300 pound moron” rule when designing, which states that at some point a 300 pound moron is going to try to destroy it.
this video if the Kitten has been around for years and The kitty has been dead for years now……….But still funny as heck!