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for the record, that beetle weighed 800 pounds and was carrying a knife

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Season Three of The Guild is well underway, and Felicia just released the gag reel for our first four episodes, so I thought I'd embed everything that's available so far in one convenient place:

Episode One:

"Yes. We are."

Episode Two:

"To clarify: your group should be behind the others who have arrived previously."

Episode Three:

"I'm going on the road."

Episode Four:

"I was really drunk, and he had touched Chuck Norris!"

Gag Reel, Episodes 1-4:

"Let's take a ride in my windowless white van."

Finn Smulders dot Com FTW, by the way. Axis of Anarchy RULES!

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22 September, 2009 Wil

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69 thoughts on “for the record, that beetle weighed 800 pounds and was carrying a knife”

  1. stealthyslyth says:
    22 September, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Yea that beetle looked all shifty… I would have reacted the same lol

  2. Bill Owens says:
    22 September, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Aha, a new Wheaton Power: Frantic Hand-wave of Panic! At-will, Dexterity bonus vs. Reflex, 1d4 damage. If a miss and the attacker happened to be holding any weapon or using gauntlets, roll against own Reflex to check for self-inflicted wounds. Hmm, possibly also injury to bystanders. . .

  3. Erika Schultze says:
    22 September, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Easily one of the best reactions to giant insects landing on a person I’ve ever seen.

  4. Ron Markey says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    That was awesome, but the thing that cracked me up the most was your sign off… “Seeya, Kay, thanks, bye, F**k”. Classic

  5. Archeious the Librarian says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    That’s what you get for cutting in line. NEVER cut in line. 😀

  6. Dingo says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    I laughed sooooo hard at the “windowless white van” part. I have a friend who actually has a van like that for whatever reason.

  7. Thiefree says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    You’re nasty! That’s fantastic, I’ve never seen you being nasty before. I loved this!

  8. Kateoria says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    I loved all of that! “Are you commando under there?” …”and yes…I am.” Love you, Wil!

  9. Markus Hunt says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    LSHIF. Series 3 Episode 4 was epic. This was by far my favourite episode of The Guild to date. Cannot wait to hear it without the profanity machine going into heart-monitor mode! 🙂
    And no shame in your reaction Wil, that beastie was going for your jugular! Rather that than finding its way into your utilikilt!



    Excellent stuff. Thanks mate 🙂
    Markus.

  10. lizreay says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    It was the “windowless white van” joke that made me almost simultaneously spit-take and exhale apple. Holy crap. Too funny.
    You are very awesome when you’re being a bastard. Loving this season!!! 🙂

  11. lizreay says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Cutest. Flail. Evar. 🙂

  12. Zoe Mills says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    am in geek heaven rite now. i love you as a bad guy. cannot wait for more episodes 😀

  13. Daniel Küster says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Season 3 is really awesome. Is there actually an uncensored version with all the f-bombs intact?

  14. BukaHobbit says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Dude, I hope you didn’t strain your labia when you jumped away from that wee little beastie. That is what you get for wearing a skirt. Seriously, it was funny to see the coolest geek in the world lose his cool.

  15. jkaymartin says:
    22 September, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    All kinds of awesome!

  16. VT says:
    22 September, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I think that’s the very definition of the Icky Nar Nar dance.
    I’m proudly wearing my Axis of Anarchy shirt! I owe you and Angie big time.

  17. Thane9 says:
    22 September, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    WOW. I’d been watching them appear on MSN and had seen 1-3….but Ep4 was a whole new league of funny. Good stuff!

  18. Jules says:
    22 September, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Oh DUDE! I so needed that today. It was a nice break from editing and dealing with tech fails all day.
    KTHXBAI f*ck

  19. Belinda Short says:
    22 September, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    HAHHAHAHAHA
    A Kilt!
    Also, Glad the guild is back out, I’ve been showing it to all of my friends.

  20. Håkon Barney Skappel says:
    22 September, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Just watched the new Guild episodes. You are so delightfully evil. I love the Axis of Anarchy.
    I’m seeing a “bad guy” theme in your latest string of live-action roles.
    Not going to try to squeeze any info out from you regarding Big Bang Theory, but it would be kinda awesome if you keep up the trend there, there’s all kind of cool ways you can be a dick towards the regulars 🙂

  21. Tracy V. Wilson says:
    22 September, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    I mean it … I can’t decide whether episode four or the gag reel is more fantastically awesome. They both absolutely made my afternoon.

  22. Wil says:
    22 September, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Heh. That line is all Felicia. She wrote it, I just said it.

  23. wabbit89 (was jedivet) says:
    22 September, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Wil Wheaton flails around…sometimes…
    Beautiful, mate! Been enjoying S3 of The Guild, and the outtakes were spectacular fun. Thanks!

  24. Wil says:
    22 September, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  25. GreatRewards says:
    22 September, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    There once was a tough guy named Wil
    Who gave the girls all a thrill
    But when touched by a bug,
    Acted not like a thug,
    But waved his hands, shrieking so shrill!
    LONG LIVE THE GUILD!

  26. Lydia says:
    22 September, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    lol I loved the flail. So funny! And your signoff (that Felicia wrote) is so perfect. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard my guildmates use that lol

  27. Amanda says:
    22 September, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Well, on the up-side, at least you swore like a man instead of screaming like a little girl.

  28. mustelidmama says:
    22 September, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    That’s o.k. about the bug, Wil. I enjoyed the kilt shot!

  29. Wil says:
    22 September, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    I . . . um . . . actually did a little bit of both. That’s just how I roll.

  30. seattlegeekly says:
    22 September, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Having run into my share of asshat high end guild leaders, allow me to compliment you on your performance. Good stuff!
    Just a thought on how you can maintain your cool exterior if the whole “beetle” situation arises again – pretend you’re spontaniously busting out with the Time Warp!
    “OHGODABUG!GETITOFFGETITIOFF!BUGBUGBUG… I mean… It’s just a jump to the left!”

  31. Eric Lichtsinn says:
    22 September, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Ha; best gag real so far. I can’t wait for the other new episodes to come out. (Especially if Wil gets attacked by more giant, 800 lbs., beetles. 🙂

  32. Coleen C says:
    22 September, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    You’ve got FLAIL! That insect looked transparent.

  33. Russell says:
    22 September, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Next to “windowless white van”, Vork’s “van” dying multiple times has to be the funniest thing on the entire outtake reel!

  34. Grizwald says:
    22 September, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    I *need* an Axis of Anarchy shirt!!

  35. Carmen says:
    22 September, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    HAHA! Making The guild must be so much fun. 😀
    So Wil, I hear you are coming to Tucson in October. I am incredibly excited for Wil Wheaton’s Rock Band Event Of Pure Awesomeness!!1! 😀

  36. Kelly Rowles says:
    22 September, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    I absolutely adore The Guild, and that gag reel was absolutely hysterical. It’s AWESOME to see the King and Queen of Geekdom (ahem, Wil and Felicia) in such a wonderful project together. I’m kicking myself for not making it to Felicia’s Guild panel while I was at Dragon*con.
    – Kelly
    The Convention Fans Blog
    http://conventionfans.today.com

  37. Teresha Duncan says:
    22 September, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    I honestly thought, just for a moment, when the close-up happened, that this was some awesome neck tattoo you might have been sporting. Definitely big though. I can’t say a word against your reaction — I freak out when -other- people have bugs fly at them; when they come at -me- it’s even worse than that.

  38. Martha Ford says:
    22 September, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    And it was GREENish. Increases ick factor by like a thousand.

  39. Wil says:
    22 September, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    Jeff Lewis is one of the funniest people I’ve ever known in my entire life. He absolutely kills me.

  40. Wil says:
    22 September, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    You can get one from Jynx, you know. There’s a link at the AoA website.

  41. Amanda Sandford says:
    22 September, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Have enjoyed every minute of every episode, and the outtakes rock. Hope to see more of the rivalry with the rival guild in more rivalrous situations! (Maybe I’ll just keep using ‘rival’ over and over.)

  42. Grizwald says:
    22 September, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    I found the shirts at Jynx earlier today (was happyhappy) but did not even know there was an Axis of Anarchy website! Must look.

  43. Russell says:
    22 September, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    So THAT’S his name IRL … I was wondering. Unfortunately, you and Feliciaare the only actors I recognize on sight in that series.
    I will have to agree about Jeff, though, in that he is hilarious. I love his deadpan delivery in “The Guild”; it’s even funnier when his character gets mad.

  44. Grizwald says:
    22 September, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    Splurge day… I bought me a teeshirt.

  45. amokk.livejournal.com says:
    22 September, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Awesome. I’m loving the Axis of Anarchy. You should play villains more often.

  46. Taellosse says:
    22 September, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    I find it fascinating that practically everything I’ve seen you in lately (Numb3rs, Leverage, The Guild, Criminal Minds, even Loading Ready Run) you’re either playing the villain, or playing an asshole. It’s quite interesting to see when contrasted with Wesley (we just finished working our way through TNG again a few days ago, so your presence on Star Trek has been much on the mind even if it weren’t for Memories of the Future).
    I realize that part of this is simply a function of the guest star role–when the show is a crime drama of some sort (as almost all of your recent appearances in the last couple of years are, in one form or another), the most common significant role that isn’t a recurring character is going to be the bad guy. But irrespective of that, are you deliberately seeking out these kinds of roles at all, or is it just happenstance that its what you’ve been landing?

  47. angie k says:
    22 September, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    I’m not going to lie to you, Marge, I do that same Icky Nar Nar dance when I’m confronted with things crawling on me. I wish I could tell you that I fight the good fight, and don’t shriek like I’m being eaten alive when the tiniest bug lands on me. I wish I could tell you that – but dealing with beetles is no fairy-tale world.

  48. Wil says:
    22 September, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    I have a lot of fun playing the villain, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that I keep getting cast in those roles.

  49. Tony Longworth says:
    22 September, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    Wil, ‘Beetle Flail’ was the highlight of my day… that was unspeakably awesome… I’m so glad you landed a role on ‘The Guild,’ especially since you were the one who got me hooked on it in the first place.

  50. DeLynn says:
    22 September, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    I’m surprised how far someone went to make it all real. Up to and including FinnSmulders.com the site poor Bladezz’s modeling pictures are up on!
    The outtakes reel was pretty much the highlight of my day 😀

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