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we can’t rewind, we’ve gone too far

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I'm home for a few days before I go back to Vancouver to finish out the season on Eureka. It's nice to sleep in my own bed, actually see my family, and work in my actual office, instead of sitting at a desk in a hotel.

Doctor Parrish was very heavy in the last episode I shot, so I worked 5 of 6 days, an average of 14 hours each day. It was exhausting work, but I loved every second of it. I wish I could get into the details of it, but that is right in the middle of Spoilertown, so I'll just say that it was a lot of fun, and I got to do a lot of origami.

There's this saying, possibly apocryphal, that actors work for free and get paid to wait. One of my days last week, I was called to the studio early, and then ended up not working for about seven hours. This sometimes happens when the scene before me takes longer than anyone expected, or it turns out that they're not going to see me in the background of a shot like they thought. Rookie actors tend to bitch about this sort of thing, but salty veterans like me have learned to be grateful for the job, appreciate that I'm getting paid to wait, and pack a Bag of holding that's filled with books and games and diversions. (Back in the old days, I'd bring tons of stuff, but now I just bring my iPad and a book.)

On this particular day, I played the hell out of Plants Vs. Zombies HD, re-read Metatropolis, spent some time looking for the end of the Internet, and actually started to get bored.

Once I started to get bored, my brain spit out an idea, that went something like this: "Hey, your cell phone has a video camera on it. You should make stupid videos with it, and upload them to YouTube!"

This sounded like a brilliantly stupid idea, so I did as my brain commanded, producing this:

I told Twitter about it, and there was much rejoicing. A few hours later, I did this:

Then I was finally called to set, where I was no longer bored, and my cretive energy was directed into the very useful and productive task of bringing Doctor Parrish to life.

I was pleasantly surprised to see that my stupid videos had been viewed about 7,000 times. "See, we're entertaining more people than just ourselves," my brain said, "let's make more stupid cell phone videos!"

"Yes, sir, Mister Brain," I said. I enlisted the help of some friends, and made this:

I don't know how long this will last, but it's easy, it's amusing to me, and it's a lot of stupid fun, so I'll keep doing it until I lose interest or get distracted and chase a red balloon down the street. If you want to see these stupid things as they become available, you can subscribe to my YouTube channel.

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27 September, 2010 Wil

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55 thoughts on “we can’t rewind, we’ve gone too far”

  1. prongsk says:
    30 September, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    I love the second video. I couldn’t stop laughing. 😛

  2. Mark Maillet says:
    1 October, 2010 at 8:27 am

    Random Question:
    How come i never see ur name appear on creation star trek convention lists or any canada convention lists other then they dont ask. if thats the answer i am a stupid peerson then.

  3. Alex Pope says:
    1 October, 2010 at 9:13 am

    1) Is this actually the truth, as far as you know?
    2) If so, was that common knowledge…
    3) If so, What????…
    fyp
    😉

  4. Court says:
    13 October, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    I don’t have a guy to look at Wil. Cruel joke, Wil, Cruel joke. I rather look at you anyway. *Cheesy grin*

  5. Roll_initiative says:
    14 October, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    The Electron joke reminded me, I have a Neutron I’m trying to get rid of. Anyone want it? No charge.
    and
    Gold was sitting at the bar when Oxygen came in. Oxygen pointed at Gold and said “Au! Get outta here!”
    Thanks, I’m here all night. Tip the veal, try your waitress.

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