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I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

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One of my favorite things on JoCoCruiseCrazy was our Informal Moustache Formal, organized by the (now dead to me) Paul F. Not Coming On the Cruise Because I Got a "Job" that "Pays Me" and "Furthers My Career" Tompkins.

During the Informal Formal, Kevin Murphy loaned me this most exquisite fez, which I wore proudly until it was time for the Informal Moustache Formal to come to its inevitable and all-too-soon conclusion.

"Thank you," I would say when a gentleman or lady would compliment me on the aforementioned fez, "it is on loan from the Murphy collection."

(Photo by my friend Atom Moore, who has a brazillion pictures from the cruise up at Flickr.)

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12 January, 2011 Wil

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75 thoughts on “I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.”

  1. Nwcorca says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:26 am

    Many, many LOLs with regards to these mustache/fez photos. Oh, my side! <3

  2. Susskins says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:27 am

    A sartorial delight.

  3. TheGoddessMaria says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:27 am

    Soooooo dashing!! Are you Akbar or Jeff??

  4. RonNasty64 says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:27 am

    All you need now is a date-eating monkey that likes to sit on your shoulders.

  5. Wil says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:28 am

    The important thing, really, is that this was taken at a place where the elite meet to survey the fleet.

  6. Jeff Donaldson says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:29 am

    Is that the same Paul F. Tompkins that filled in for you on w00tstock 🙂 well played.
    And the fez is awesome!

  7. Yusaku777 says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:29 am

    “I am lookink for… how you say… Secret Squirrel?”

  8. Kelly says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:31 am

    You look amazingly fine in a fez.

  9. Art says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:31 am

    Fezley Crusher?

  10. KCFlatlander says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:31 am

    Perhaps you could toss me a band aid or some anti-bacterial cream

  11. Baileychelle says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:31 am

    Beware redheads, lest you should lose your fez.

  12. KCFlatlander says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:33 am

    I was going to ask if he was Gooey, Screwy, or the ever-popular Ratatouille

  13. Calderon0311 says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:35 am

    I don’t recall your name, but your fez is familiar.

  14. _jorn says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:38 am

    Wheaton, I’ve been seriously drunk because of Johnny Johnny. I know Johhny Johnny. Johnny Johnny is an imaginary friend of mine. Wheaton, you’re no Johnny Johnny! 😀 http://www.tikibartv.com/

  15. Saltpeter says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:40 am

    How swellegant of you.

  16. Amezzeray says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:43 am

    well if both you and the good Doctor (

    say this then I have no choice but to start wearing a Fez!

  17. Yogiamy says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:47 am

    If you also had a maroon jacket and a little car, you could be in a Shriner’s parade.

  18. AndreaSharee says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:48 am

    But where’s the bow tie? Bow ties are cool.

  19. Joffonon says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:49 am

    Wil, I’m hoping you’ve already seen the classic Tom Baker story ‘Pyramids of Mars’ because it’s one of the best Doctor Who stories of the 1970s. You bear an almost uncanny resemblance in this photo to Ibrahim Namin, the character in the fez who plays a major part in episode one!

  20. GlennWhidden says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:49 am

    As the leader of all illegal activities on JoCoCruiseCrazy, I am an influential and respected man.

  21. karohemd says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:56 am

    Suits you, Sir!
    I love that you’re wearing a false moustache on top of your own. How did you manage to keep it there?

  22. Morynne says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:01 am

    Bow ties are cool. So are suspenders. I hear that fish sticks and custard are delicious. 😉

  23. poppacorn says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:07 am

    Your expression makes the photo. Love it!

  24. Tanya Brody says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:07 am

    How very Matt Smith/Dr. Who of you. Looks great.

  25. AmyK says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:10 am

    Dapper and dashing.

  26. karohemd says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:13 am

    Erm, having looked at Atom’s photos on flickr, were there any men who weren’t sporting a beard? 😉
    Excellent portraits.

  27. NosmoRex says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:14 am

    Dammit. I was going to say that. Well played.

  28. EthanTudorW says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:18 am

    You have taken Nerd/Geek to a whole new level!

  29. Beth says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:52 am

    I was going to make a Doctor Who reference, then I realized you were not wearing a bow tie and could no longer take you seriously.

  30. Stickmann says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:54 am

    Forgive the commercial intrusion, but I am compelled to take this opportunity to pimp some fezzes. Fez-O-Rama [ http://fez-o-rama.com/ ] crafts handmade fezzes that are, if not exclusively nerdcentric, at least comfortably nerd-compatible. Proof: some of the available designs feature Cthulhu, a Police Call Box, and the TWiT logo.

  31. Miche says:
    12 January, 2011 at 9:59 am

    I’m sure these gentlemen would approve:
    http://webpages.charter.net/thebrain/Images1/sons4.jpg

  32. karohemd says:
    12 January, 2011 at 10:03 am

    Careful. The Doctor is British, which means “suspenders” means something entirely different to him. 😉

  33. kensan-oni.livejournal.com says:
    12 January, 2011 at 10:10 am

    You, sir, would either make an excellent Bond Villain, or are the most under cover Brother of the Cruciform Sword. Either one.

  34. Dragsa says:
    12 January, 2011 at 10:22 am

    Just like that…

  35. Dragsa says:
    12 January, 2011 at 10:27 am

    Matt Smith. Suspenders…
    *shudders*

  36. Traepischke says:
    12 January, 2011 at 10:59 am

    The mustache and the raised eyebrow make the fez particularly dashing.

  37. Everlasting Phelps says:
    12 January, 2011 at 11:16 am

    Johnny Johnny and Skull the Troll taught me that a long time ago.

  38. Tententacles says:
    12 January, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Clarification needed: are you wearing one because they are cool, or are they now cool because you are wearing one?

  39. Kentucky Packrat says:
    12 January, 2011 at 11:59 am

    The only thing cooler than a fez is a brown fedora. The fez was Sallah’s only redeeming feature in Last Crusade (sorry, I’d better skip a rant here).
    OTOH, the fake mustache looks too much like Hercule Poirot.

  40. Mkjcaylor.wordpress.com says:
    12 January, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    I wear a stetson now. Stetsons are cool.

  41. Mkjcaylor.wordpress.com says:
    12 January, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    Hello up there! I seem to have fallen down a cliff. I’m still alive, but I’m very badly injured. I think my legs might be broken, but I, I’ll try to stand up. *CRACK* Yes! They are broken.

  42. Norgavue says:
    12 January, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    That is prolly one of the most awesome things ever. From all the awesome on that ship I am surprised an “awesome singularity” didn’t occur and suck the ship and its occupants into Valhalla.

  43. MEW412 says:
    12 January, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    I’ve now learned more about fezzes than I ever wanted to know. Thank you. Fezzes are cool.

  44. Willliam J. McClusky II says:
    12 January, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    Sorry to tell you Wil Fezes are no longer cool, Stetsons are cool.


  45. twitter.com/Twirrim says:
    12 January, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    I see what you did there.. and I approve. Wonder how many others would spot that reference?

  46. Agincourtdb says:
    12 January, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    “No, I’m never gonna do it without the fez on. Oh, no. That’s what I am, please understand. I wanna be your holy man.”

  47. Abaldeck says:
    12 January, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    Wil, I think you have a few grammatical errors in the title of your post. It should be the following instead:
    “I wear a fez. Now, fezzes are cool.”
    What a difference a full stop (and a comma) makes. Big improvement, no?

  48. jwjedi says:
    12 January, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    I can’t tell you how very much I want to have a t-shirt with that photo on it. It would be a black shirt, and it may even have a simple nerd-esque saying such as “Fez-tival!” or “Fez-tivus!”
    If w00tstock 3 (or 2.X where X is the next appropriate number on an escalating scale) becomes reality, you must wear the fez. Must!

  49. Rook says:
    12 January, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    First of all, you look sharp in the suit. Second, if they every remake Casablanca, you’re a shoe in for the Peter Lorre part!

  50. Dahile00 says:
    12 January, 2011 at 8:24 pm

    DW FTW! You are now the Master, Wil! …Or, are you in line to be Twelve?

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