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5 Absolutely True Facts About Wil Wheaton…

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…that he can’t refute, because he’s on a boat in the middle of the ocean with no access to the internet.

Welcome Joel Watson to WWdN! He’s sharing this special guest post with us while Wil Wheaton is at sea. Find more of his videos on his YouTube Channel, follow him on Twitter, check out his comics and other work at HijiNKS ENSUE and listen to the Harry Potter Podcast he makes with his 8-year-old daughter. He’s the genuine Fancy Bastard best.

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12 thoughts on “5 Absolutely True Facts About Wil Wheaton…”

  1. LJ Michael says:
    27 February, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    “Imma go f*** that robot.” Wesley Crusher

    1. Joel says:
      1 March, 2016 at 10:37 pm

      He’s talking about Exocomps, I’m pretty sure.

  2. necplusultrablog says:
    27 February, 2016 at 5:56 pm

    I knew he had a thing for tattoos. Whatever happened to his sweater clown tattoo on his lower back, just above his buttocks. Wil’s far more hardcore than I thought and I’m okay with it.

  3. Bob says:
    28 February, 2016 at 1:57 am

    “Sure, buddy, I’d be happy to make a vid for yer blog while your out of town!” (Mwuhahahaha….)

    - Joel Watson

    1. Joel says:
      1 March, 2016 at 10:38 pm

      I just want the truth to get out to the people. I can’t keep holding on to all these secrets.

  4. One Eyed Jack says:
    28 February, 2016 at 4:41 am

    Here I thought we were going to learn something new. Typical click bait. I feel used.

    1. Joel says:
      1 March, 2016 at 10:39 pm

      5 WAYS TO FUCK A ROBOT: #4 Will Change the Way You Look At Sung-type Androids FOREVER!

  5. Shawn Bremaud says:
    28 February, 2016 at 7:20 am

    I really hope Wil makes a reaction video response to this lol

    Entertaining as always Joel!

  6. beth9133 says:
    29 February, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    So, seriously, Joel, who reeeeeeeally knitted that clown sweater for Wil? wink, wink, nudge, nudge..

    1. Joel says:
      1 March, 2016 at 10:40 pm

      It’s not a sweater. It’s his natural body hair.

  7. Wil says:
    29 February, 2016 at 4:38 pm

    Holy space dicks, Joel. This was hilarious and entirely true.

    1. Joel says:
      1 March, 2016 at 10:40 pm

      The humor was an accident.. The truth is all that matters.

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