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Penny Arcade D&D 4E Podcast News

Posted on 4 February, 2009 By Wil

I heard a rumor that the podcast of the D&D Fourth Edition adventure I played with Gabe, Tycho and Scott Kurtz may be starting soon, so I put on my scouting around outfit, went to the Wizards of the Coast website, and did some scouting around yesterday afternoon.

Guess what I found on the February calendar while I was there? Hint: it looks something like this:

Penny Arcade D&D Podcast Release Info.png

Squee!

Podcasts I love: Pseudopod

Posted on 3 February, 2009 By Wil

Here's something that you probably don't know about me: Ever since I was a kid listening to KROQ on my Walkman[1] I've wanted to have my own radio show. The idea of playing music for and talking to people across the airwaves remains a dream of mine, and it's why I occasionally do my own Radio Free Burrito podcasts.

I remember when Podcasting was just getting started, back in those 8-bit days when we all thought that our digital watches were a pretty neat idea. I remember feeling really excited about the opportunity to create my own radio show, and gleeful that I lived in the future where that sort of thing was possible.

I don't produce nearly as many podcasts as I want to, but I listen to a bunch, and every day this week I'm going to share one of my favorites with you.

Today's entry is something I love, that probably wouldn't be able to exist in any other medium at any other time: Pseudopod.

Pseudopod "brings you the best short horror in audio form, to take with you anywhere" and it's pretty damn awesome. Every week, they release a new short story, entirely for free. The stories hit way more often than they miss (and that's really just because of personal tastes; the readers are all fantastic and the writing is always very, very good) and they range from short, 10-minute distractions to 45-minute journeys to Places Man Was Not Meant To Go.

Some of the stories are very disturbing — this is horror, after all — but I have yet to hear one that's gory for gore's sake, or disturbing for the sake of being disturbing. Some of them, like Clockwork, aren't even scary; they're just cool.

One of my all-time favorites was released last August. It's considered flash, so it's just 8 minutes long, but not a single moment is wasted in a story called Scarecrow, that was unexpectedly powerful and moving. Now that I think of it, that was the story that convinced me to add a Pseudopod subscription to iTunes, so maybe it's a good place for you to start if you're curious.

As I said above, I don't think Pseudopod could exist at any other time, and it showcases something I love about Podcasting, blogging, and other forms of new media: while Pseudopod would have a very hard time drawing enough listeners in one geographic location to maintain a not-in-the-middle-of-the-night slot on old terrestrial radio (not because it's not good, but just because there aren't that many people who want to listen to this sort of thing in a major market like Los Angeles, I'd guess) there are certainly enough people scattered across the planet to make up a huge audience that can support them and make their efforts worthwhile.

Yes, it's pretty awesome to live in the future.

Next time: embiggen your brain in just a minute.

[1] Imagine an iPod that plays cassette tapes and radio stations cloaked in static and you'll have a pretty good idea of what it was, kids.

i’m on major nelson’s podcast

Posted on 13 December, 2008 By Wil

When I was in Seattle for Child’s Play dinner and D&D with Acquisitions, Incorporated, I got to go to Microsoft’s Millennium campus, where I did a podcast with Major Nelson.

We talked about a lot of different things (mostly gaming, which will probably be unsurprising considering that it’s a gaming-oriented podcast) but I also revealed some news that I don’t think I’ve spoken about anywhere else . . . he typed, enticingly, before leaning back in his chair and sipping his coffee. “Oh yes, that will get people to listen,” he thought. “You’re a clever one, you are.”

“Not as clever as you think!” The dog said.

He fell backward and landed on the floor, the mug shattering and splashing hot liquid across his chest. “A talking dog?! Surely this can’t be happening!”

“It is happening,” the dog said, drawing a dog-sized pistol, “and don’t call me Shirley.”

…

Um. What just happened?

[::Backs away slowly::]

Radio Free Burrito Episode 13

Posted on 31 October, 2008 By Wil

Holy Halloween Podcast! It’s a new episode of Radio Free Burrito!

Show Notes:

  • The logo was designed by WWdN:iX reader Marc, who asked that I not link to his “in progress” website. Thanks, Marc!
  • I drop at least one F-bomb in this show, so you probably shouldn’t listen to it around little kids, people with sensitive ears, or at work. Especially if you work in a daycare for kids with sensitive ears. (Hi, Natasha!)
  • I went ahead and made this an enhanced podcast. You know, for kids. Enjoy the pictures and links.
  • Podshow wants me to say “Some of the music provided tonight is from the PodShow Podsafe Music Network. Check it out at ‘music.podshow.com'”
  • What’s that? You want to have links to each artist’s page? I can totally do that:
    • Halloween by the Coffinshakers, purveyors of fine Swedish Horror Country music, direct from Minnesota.
    • Halloween is Awesome by hypernonsense, a mysterious band from California.
    • the unknown halloween version by Savant Trigger , “an unknown student residing in the midwest”.
  • That Halloween PSA really needs to be seen to be fully enjoyed.
  • Similarly, The Trick from Jack Chick also needs to be seen to be fully enjoyed. I edited the hell out of it (see what I did there?) to stay safely within fair use. Jack Chick strikes me as the kind of corporation that has no sense of humor, but a lot of lawyers.
  • Reader Jeremy pointed out that Don Hinson, the genius behind the awesome Monster Dance Party album (which provided the catchy Riboflavin-Flavored, Non-Carbonated, Polyunsaturated Blood) has a website, including a store where you can buy Monster Dance Party on CD. It’s not the full album that I’ve had since I was a kid, but it’s still wonderful.
  • Finally, I want to thank all the artists and labels who are participating in the podsafe music network. I hope this exposes your music to new listeners and you’re all buying mansions and yachts. If you can’t afford to buy them, I hope you can at least build them out of the bones of your enemies.
  • The show weighs in at 18.5MB and is 20 minutes long.

Okay. Got all that? Then please:

Download Radio Free Burrito Episode 13

As ever, if anyone mirrors the file, please let me know and I’ll update this post accordingly.

And here they are. Thanks, guys!

  • Blake made an mp3 mirror.
  • Craig Steffen made an original file mirror.
  • jbay also mirrored the original file.
  • Our friendly neighborhood Torrent-Maker Brian has a .torrent of Radio Free Burrito Episode 13 for you.

Radio Free Burrito Episode 12

Posted on 1 May, 2008 By Wil

Holy crap! It’s a new episode of Radio Free Burrito!

This show is all about Jonathan Coulton, because it’s the First of May.

Show Notes:

  • The logo was designed by WWdN:iX reader Marc, who asked that I not link to his "in progress" website. Thanks, Marc!
  • I drop at least one F-bomb in this show, so you probably shouldn’t
    listen to it around little kids, people with sensitive ears, or at
    work. Especially if you work in a daycare for kids with sensitive ears.
    (Hi, Agnes!)
  • I encourage you to visit Jonathan Coulton dot Com.
  • You may want to examine all the songs produced for the Thing A Week series.
  • I know you want to give JoCo shiny gold rocks in exchange for musical and clothical items.
  • The video for the Flickr song, as promised.
  • Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise Crazy, but just be glad it’s him, not you.
  • Jonathan Coulton Tour information!
  • Paul and Storm on the intarwheebs!
  • I didn’t bother with chapters and all that for this one, because I banged it out in about 30 minutes. (No, I didn’t do it outside, despite the song in the show.) In fact, it’s taken me longer to put together the show notes than it did to make the show. I think that qualifies me for several government jobs.
  • My silly little news item came from Wikinews.
  • Here’s the original Misty Morning blog entry at WWdN.
  • I got the address for the podcast about as wrong as I can get it without sending you to xkcd by instead. In addition to the Feedburner link (which is just the feed for my blog) you can check out all the posts tagged "podcast" here.
  • Hey, did I mention that I’m going to be in San Diego this weekend?
  • Radio Free Burrito is released under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 License.
  • This episode weighs in at 21.7MB and is about 24 minutes long.

I won’t be able to update this post with mirrors, because I’m going to be in San Diego this weekend (see what I did there?) but if you make one, please leave it in the comments and I’ll update when I get home from San Diego, where I’ll be this weekend.

Enjoy the show, everyone!

Download radio_free_burrito_episode_12.mp3

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