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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

oh my fucking god pictures from the set of watchmen

Posted on 27 November, 2007 By Wil

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Apparently, I’m the last Watchmen geek on the planet to hear that Zack Snyder is keeping a rarely-updated blog during the film’s production.

I discovered the blog on a good day, though, because today he posted some pictures from the set that gave me a serious geekgasm.

I have a lot of hope for this film, though I seriously doubt it’s possible to make it into anything less than 12 hours long and truly do the book justice, because Zack Snyder managed to turn 300 into something not only watchable, but something that was a faithful adaptation of the graphic novel. When I saw these pictures this morning — especially the ones that are almost 1:1 recreations of panels in the book — I upgraded my condition from guarded to cautiously optimistic.

However, I am putting the studio on notice: if you pull any studiofuckery with Watchmen, you will see a rampaging horde of geek rage that will make The Phantom Menace look like a Fred Thompson campaign rally.

Tech Universe reviews Happiest Days

Posted on 27 November, 2007 By Wil

I promise this isn’t going to turn into "The Happiest Days Reviews: in Exile." It’s just that I needed to come up for air for a minute, and saw this review of Happiest Days at Tech Universe:

Reading the well-written Happiest Days
was a fun experience, and you can’t help but feel like Wheaton is
telling you these stories himself . . .and these really are some happy and fun stories,
including one about his love of Star Wars action figures, or his family
run for the Susan G. Komen foundation, or his great poker game . . . or even his return to the stages
that once housed Star Trek: The Next Generation, where he played Wesley Crusher.

I
have to hand it to Wil, he brought back my own memories. I think he’s
around three years older than I am, and I fell in love with Star Wars
figures at the same time; I was stuck wearing corduroys in the late
70s/early 80s (thank God they went out of style by the time my family
moved to South Florida in 1984), and more.

Two themes are emerging in reviews and reader comments and e-mails: it feels like we’re sitting together (possibly in a nice pub, having a few pints) while I tell you these stories myself, and the stories I tell are awakening shared memories from readers who, like me, are in Generation X.

Last night, I packaged the remaining hardcover book orders. I’ll take all the domestic orders to the post office a little later today, and Anne and I will get started on the customs forms for the international orders just as soon as I get this writing assignment finished so I make my deadline a week from now. It’s a cool fiction project that I should be able to talk about relatively soon, but at the moment I’m in a serious panic over it. Once again, I wish I could stop time, or at least slow it down.

(Speaking of stopping time, is anyone else totally over Heroes this season? I haven’t been this disappointed by a series since the third season of Lost.)

Dr. Pauly reviews The Happiest Days

Posted on 26 November, 2007 By Wil

My friend Dr. Pauly reviewed The Happiest Days of Our Lives!

Very few authors are able to connect with their readers, but Wil
Wheaton is not like most writers. His words are like a sleeper cell.
You have no idea they have penetrated deep inside of you, then they
spring to life and attack your senses when you least expect it.

[…]

Probably the hardest part about reading any of
Wheaton’s books is that I’m constantly day dreaming while I’m supposed
to be reading it. My thoughts drift because his words instantly trigger
flashbacks and old memories. That’s a powerful gift to have.

My
only complaint was that the book was too short. I wanted more. I equate
Wheaton’s style to Hemingway in the sense that he has an amazing
economy of words. The result is short but powerfully loaded pieces.
Although the book physically contains only thirteen short stories, the
impact is much greater. The stories, images, and memories that Wheaton
stirs up inside your head continues to fester and entertain and inspire
you long after you’re done reading his last page.

Pauly is an inspiration to me, and I aspire to write as well as he does one day. His praise of my work means a lot to me. 

I hear that a lot of the 300 are getting their books. This is awesome, and I’m happy to hear that those of you who’ve gotten your books are as excited to have them as I am for them to be in your hands. Because I’ve processed all the hardbacks out of the computer (the outstanding orders are just waiting to be sorted and filled with books), I was able to put softcovers back up for order again.

In non-HDoOL news, I just found out that a deadline was moved up from the middle of
January to December 4, so I’m probably going to be AFK (well, AFB,
anyway) for the next week or so, except when my brain demands a break
from it all and forces me to come post psychotic ramblings in my blog
about the time a Nosferatu became a Deadhead and lived out of a
converted school bus for six years, tripping his fangs off by drinking
the blood of spun out hippies in 1960.

. . . uh-oh. It’s starting already.

186, and some other NUMB3RS

Posted on 21 November, 2007 By Wil

The good news is that I packed and labeled 186 books to be shipped. Of  those 186, about 30 are international orders that still need customs forms and postage, but the rest are ready to go. This brings us to the bad news, which is that I just finished now, an hour after the post office closed, the day before a holiday. So if you were in the first 186 and you’re in the US, your book will ship Friday morning. If you were in the first 186 and you’re somewhere other than the US, it will ship by Saturday. (According to my fuzzy math and hazy memory, the first 186 would be between noon and 2pm PST on Sunday, if you’re wondering.)

Ryan’s coming home for Thanksgiving, so I think I’ll have non-computer priorities until he goes back to school on Sunday, so this is a weekend farewell from me. Thanks for being part of an awesome (if short) week, and if you’re traveling in the next few days, I hope it’s as hassle-free and enjoyable as possible. Airborne is sugary crap; take Emergen-C. And wash your hands. A lot.

Oh! I keep forgetting to mention: I’m on NUMB3RS this Friday night. The episode is called "Graphic." I’ll have a post at TV Squad about working on the show sometime on Friday.

G3: GiR, Gridskipper, Geekdads

Posted on 21 November, 2007 By Wil

I’m having a lot of fun processing book orders. The floor of my living room is a carefully-designed collection of alphabetized order and shipping labels, numbered boxes of books, and the all-important List of 300. I should get through the first half today, and the remaining half should go out on Friday or Saturday. This probably means that all domestic orders should arrive before the end of next week. International orders seem to be taking about 2 weeks, depending on where they’re going.

Since I’m too busy to come up with anything worth reading on my blog, I thought I’d direct you to some offsite stuff I’ve done this week, starting with this week’s Geek in Review: Turkey Stuffing.

My new book was reviewed on Slashdot yesterday, and while I was writing
and reading comments, I noticed that the current Slashdot poll question
is, simply put, “Best Star Trek?”

I was actually surprised that in all the years Slashdot has been
bringing us news for nerds this is the first time this question has
been asked, and when I went to vote for TNG, I remembered a story I
liked to tell at conventions, back in the day.

In my first book, Dancing Barefoot, I wrote a story called
The Saga of SpongeBob VegasPants (which, if nothing else, is a lesson
to all you aspiring writers out there, and a reminder to the rest of
us: put some fucking thought into your titles, guys, because if you
don’t, you’ll be talking about The Saga of SpongeBob VegasPants for the
rest of your life.) The story is about my experiences at a convention
celebrating the 35th anniversary of the original Star Trek series. I’ve
excerpted it for the GiR before, but I’ve never shared the particular story that the Slashdot poll brought to mind until today.

My fellow blogging.la contributor and former SG News editor Helen Jupiter interviewed me for Gridskipper. The result is Wil Wheaton’s Geek Guide to Los Angeles.

I asked Wil, a fellow blogging.la
contributor of mine, to put together his own personal guide to LA. In
addition to listing popular destinations like Amoeba Records, LACMA,
and Dodger Stadium, and lamenting the loss of spots like the Pak Mann
Arcade, Wil let us in on some of his more original and admittedly geeky
favorites.

Finally, I joined some of the Geek Dads last night for this week’s Geekdad Podcast: Activate the Nostalgia Center – Zombies are the New Pirates.

Our special guest this week is writer/actor Wil Wheaton.  Wil joins us
to talk about his new book, the demise of the classic videogame arcade,
and why Tremors may be the Best. Film. Ever!  Enjoy!

And why does this post’s title stop at 3? Because if it went to 4, it would, by definition, suck. Ba-dum.

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