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When I was seven years old, my dad had one of those Mattel handheld football games, and I loved it. I bet if you grabbed a few Gen X-ers and told them to close their eyes, they’d all be able to identify that game by the click-click-click-chirrrrp! sound which is as linked to that game as "D’Oh!" is to Homer Simpson.

As a member of the video game generation, I’ve been through most of the console systems, watched the rise and fall of video arcades, and written extensively about some very memorable games. I am a sucker for anything that celebrates the games of our lives, and  Donald Melanson‘s A Brief History of Handheld Videogames at Engadget is hawesome. He starts at the aforementioned (and pictured) Mattel Football, and works his way through the Atari Lynx, past all the incarnations of the Gameboy, to the PSP.

We’ve come a long way in the last 28 years, baby.

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6 March, 2006 Wil

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30 thoughts on “Handhelds!”

  1. osumailguy says:
    6 March, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    I still have mine (in working condition, no less) and a few others from that time period. My kids love to play them as well.
    Thanks for the memories!

  2. cara stidham says:
    6 March, 2006 at 12:56 pm

    as soon as I saw the game I heard click-click-click-chirrrrp! in my mind. Thanks

  3. darval says:
    6 March, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    A former co-worker of mine had the largest collection of all things video game related that I had ever seen. I could just point you to his history of video games, but his whole site is at its eclectic best: http://www.sporktania.com/
    Have fun visiting.. 😉

  4. Will Campbell says:
    6 March, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    Oh my gah! That photo took me straight to junior high and my beloved Mattel Football unit. I remember scraping together enough of my paper route earnings to go get one at the old Zody’s (yes I know that carbon dates me waaaaay back) on Sunset and Western to get mine.
    So addicted was I too it that I actually cut the wires to the speaker so I could play it during class without its ticks and beeps and brrrrrrs giving me away.

  5. mikey says:
    6 March, 2006 at 1:02 pm

    I remember those!!! OMG dude thanks for the blast from the past.

  6. AlCantHang says:
    6 March, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    Dude! That rulz. Instant flashback to long roadtrip vacations with the family, sitting in the car playing that game.
    \m/

  7. BadBlood says:
    6 March, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    I so remember the ever-elusive 80 yd. touchdown run.

  8. FRANKL says:
    6 March, 2006 at 1:41 pm

    I remember trying to run up a one-sided score. I believe I made it to 77-0.

  9. FRANKL says:
    6 March, 2006 at 1:44 pm

    I also remember my friends across the street who had the baseball one and the 2nd gen football game where you could pass.

  10. dwd says:
    6 March, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    I still have mine in working condition. And I still have the basketball one, as well. I think I will have to lose an hour (or four) to playing tonight.

  11. cybele says:
    6 March, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    My brother had the Mattel football game. I can’t tell you how annoying I found those sounds, especially when he played on long cartrips. (Will Campbell, I should have figured out how to silence it better than stealing his batteries.)
    I had a Microvision … with THREE games! Breakout, Pinball and Star Trek Phaser Strike! (Man, I wish I still had that game but we completely wore out the little touchpad buttons.)

  12. dansroka says:
    6 March, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    My neighbor had one, so I always had to beg him to let me play. First he’d hog it to himself. Then he’d get bored and want to do “something else”. Feh. I always wanted one… never did get one. Sigh.

  13. jadeddo says:
    6 March, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    I had the table top version of Frogger myself… the one that looked like a “real” arcade game only in miniature. I can pinpoint which level someone is on just from the sound.
    BTW, I notice you’ve been putting some visual aids in each post lately – very cool! It makes your blog just a little bit brighter without being obnoxious.

  14. RobAP says:
    6 March, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    I loved those things. I had a Simon, Merlin, Pong, a baseball game and a Donkey Kong. I miss those days!

  15. pipa says:
    6 March, 2006 at 6:09 pm

    I just ordered a GP2X for my birthday later this month. It can play all the old school arcade games via MAME and lots of the old consoles/handhelds through emulation. Also plays AVIs and MP3s. I can’t wait!
    Brian
    http://candyaddict.com

  16. Triston says:
    6 March, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    I used to play this game ALL the time. It was great while I was ‘sleeping’ under the covers. I used the game for school as we did a ‘comercial’ for it in our public speaking class. Wow thanks for that trip(fall) down amnesia lane.
    Triston

  17. Tiltmom says:
    6 March, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    I was just remarking to my husband that that particular football game was the most coveted items of my 5th grade class, and was well out of financial reach of anyone without a paper route and an allowance.
    And now kids get similar (or better) games with their Happy Meals.

  18. Arcticoyote says:
    6 March, 2006 at 6:40 pm

    Wil,
    Off topic note here. Have you seen the latest from AOLhell?
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4778136.stm
    Their idea is to charge for email and in some cases pay for it themselves. The thought is spammers won’t pay to spam, but AOL will pay for certain non-profit groups to email out.
    Personally, its funny, spam central wants to charge for sending spam. For me, concerning the non-profit groups, all unwanted, unsolicited email that advertises something, regardless of the source is spam.
    Coyote

  19. nolagirl says:
    6 March, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    My brothers had them when they were young, but my parents took them away because the noise kept giving them headaches!
    I’m only old enough to remember the original Game Boy-which is still at my parents’ home, but it doesn’t work anymore. The games rocked.

  20. bjimba says:
    6 March, 2006 at 7:46 pm

    Wil, check out my still-working Space Invader (no final ‘S’) handheld here:
    Space Invader
    I have to concur with Brian about the GP2X. I got one for Christmas, and have been doing homebrew development on it — it runs a Linux 2.4 kernel! I got DosBox working on it so I could play BlockOut on a handheld.

  21. tangentier says:
    6 March, 2006 at 8:02 pm

    Thank you, Wil! I loved this particular handheld until the case came apart.

  22. Chris Danger! says:
    6 March, 2006 at 9:32 pm

    My brother, 12 years older than me, had one of mattel baseball games when I was a kid….he would lord that damn thing over my head. When my dad got smart and kicked his sorry butt out, I got some of his old commodores,kool and the gang albums and that mattel unit. I still have it in my office to this day, and it still works 😉

  23. honeythunder says:
    6 March, 2006 at 9:51 pm

    I just played this very game at work today! (One of the bennies of working in the gaming biz.) No one else at the office could figure it out (because they’re all in their early 20’s – LOL) Funny – the game makes WAAAAY more sense once you know a little bit about football. Ha! All I need now is to get my hands on a Merlin.
    http://www.skybuilders.com/Users/Bob/images/Merlin.jpg

  24. nkicroft says:
    6 March, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    my friend had one of those in her van, and every time we drove somewhere i’d play that thing XD so addicting!

  25. d. burr says:
    6 March, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    I wore two of those out!…I think i’d still have fun with one of those.

  26. morgan says:
    7 March, 2006 at 5:29 am

    My dad had one of those and all my brothers and sisters fought over it to play it. I never got into it though. Those were the days……..Brings back the memories of the holidays when everyone would grab a handheld game and play away.

  27. Sukee says:
    7 March, 2006 at 6:08 am

    My God! That is the first hand held video game I ever bought! I played with it for hours…
    Yes, I’m old…

  28. Melissa Wisler says:
    7 March, 2006 at 6:49 am

    Eep! OMG! I had that and the baseball one. I loved the baseball one.
    Now, it makes me wish I still had it. The farthest I have of my childhood electronic toys is my Atari 2600.

  29. Glen Raphael says:
    8 March, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    According to the article, “It’s almost impossible to understate the impact of Nintendo’s Game Boy.”
    Er, no it isn’t. Heck, I’ll do it right now: “the Gameboy had no impact.”

  30. EdwoodCA says:
    8 March, 2006 at 11:56 pm

    Still got my orig. Mattel Football. Still works. But, without waking the kid to dig in the desk for it, I can’t remember if it’s my first or second [orig.] one.
    I think the first had hyphens for markers, and the second just had dots.
    Bought my sister a new, smaller, Merlin from Target for xmas this past year. Haven’t tried it, but I assume it’ll do all the same things as the orig. one she had.

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