Introducing Lego Wesley Crusher

This was given to me as a gift at the Phoenix Comicon. Isn’t it cool?

Sometimes, I sit here and look at it, and I’m tempted to call up my friends and say, "Hey, I was just wondering if you have a customized Lego figure of your Star Trek character on your desk." Then I realize how pathetic that sounds, and I just get drunk instead, crying softly into my beer.

Lego Wesley has a little Lego stein, though, so I’m not drinking alone, which would indicate "a problem."

Lego Wesley can put away at least two thimbles of drinks when we have our Tibetan drinking contests, but I’ve won a few times.

Lego Wesley never cries when he drinks.

Lego Wesley is hardcore like that.

(Lego Wesley auditioned for Lego Star Wars Two, but lost the gig to Lego Han Solo. He’s a little sensitive about it.)

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100 thoughts on “Introducing Lego Wesley Crusher”

Lemme guess… Lego Wesley wasn’t ‘Edgy’ enough for Lego Star Wars Two?

Tony, that is hawesome!!

As cool as LEGO Wesley is, I have to admit I’m a bit more jealous of the TARDIS in the background. 🙂

Lego Wesley is NOT Lego Leia’s brother, so Lego Han better step off….and get Lego Wesley another drink!

As great as lego Crusher is, I’m still loving the fact there’s a tardis in the background.
But maybe thats just me . . .

the temptation to yell “shut up, Lego Wesley!” has got to be tremendous.

We’re sorry. Lego Han Solo was just “edgier”.
Wow… they got the aqua-net coated hair PERFECT!

Oh, dear. Lego Wesley is the new Chuck Norris.
I bet *he* doesn’t have his own Lego figure.

Lego Wesley can shut down reactor core leaks just by glaring at the warp drive really hard.
That is definitely awesome. Major cool points go out to the modder.

Oh, and Lego Wesley just called up Lego Robin Lefler and asked her if the ladies still love his sweet action. Lego Robin Lefler said “Yes!”
(I’m sad to say that I’m going to keep doing this all day. Lego Wesley rocks hardcore.)

Lego Wesley is bigger on the inside than on the outside.

Lego Wesley appeared in the music video for “Winona’s Big Brown Beaver,” by Primus.

Lego Wesley is Bart Simpson’s second cousin.

You’re a deeply fucked up lad, Wil.
It’s one of those things that makes reading this blog a bit like running into a friend in a pub. Yes, it is. You frakkin’ loon. 😉

Hello. My name is Lego Wesley. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I don’t know that it matters, but I noticed that if you look closely…
I’d say Lego Wesley has a bit of a Lego dandruff problem.

Lego Wesley is sqeezing my head like a farghing grape!

Celtic Mama: “Hello. My name is Lego Wesley. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Full of win.

dude, I would kill for a Lego figure of myself. Okay, maybe severely maim. 🙂

Lego Wesley says, “Whee, I’m in Starfleet!”
AND,
Lego Wesley can kill you with his brain.

Lego Wesley shot first.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
….so says the Lego Wesley, the lead star of There Will Be Blood in the Alternative Universe of LegoLand.

I’ve heard that the next 360 console update is going to have a “drinking” status so that you can drink with all of your friends.

Lego Wesley is bigger on the inside than on the outside.

Hmmm… The Traveller didn’t have a TARDIS… He needed Wesley to leave the Star Trek universe… I am finding that plotline disturbing again.

Lego Wesley didn’t have an annoying robot pal in every episode.
Lego Wesley’s doctor loved him & didn’t try to kill him in every episode.
Lego Wesley can send you to the cornfield just by thinking about it.
Lego Wesley & The Traveler had separate motel rooms.
Lego Wesley knows it’s just a streetlight.

Lego Batshua wants to hang out with Lego Wesley and chat over a cup of coffee. 🙂

Lego Wesley is always allowed to hang out with adults.

Lego Picard actually DID listen to Lego Wesley about how evil Lego Lore was even though Lego Wesley wasn’t an adult. Then they blew Lego Lore up.

Lego Wesley’s lego car is slightly better than Lego Jean-Luc’s lego car.

Hey, they even got the plastered-down hair right! 😉

Lego Wesley would have known exactly what game the Edo girl wanted to play

Lego Wesley did not shoot Greedo first.

Lego Wesley doesn’t get wet; water gets Lego Wesley.

The LEGO® Brick Box and Lego Wesley are in an open marriage.
…They’re allowed to date other LEGO® construction sets.

(I guess we’re getting pretty nuts with this. We’ll have a whole back-story written on L.W. in no time).

Wesley’s first on-screen kiss was with Ashley Judd.
Lego Wesley’s first on-screen kiss was with Ashley, Winona, AND Naomi.
Point: Lego Wesley

Lego Wesley thinks he has the best poker hand, but Lego Clownshirt Wil has the nuts.

Lego Wesley looks like he’s holding his hand out for your to hand him another beer.
I could be wrong… ha ha ha!

Awesome!! He should so be sold everywhere… no… wait… then he wouldn’t be special. Lego Wesley needs a Lego drink… I know I do.

Lego Wesley’s tight-fitting jumpsuit accentuates the groin even more than the one worn by the Real Wesley.

Lego Wesley is standing in front of the TARDIS, which means he is infinitely cooler than his detractors will EVER be!

Mad Monk wrote:
“Wesley’s first on-screen kiss was with Ashley Judd.
Lego Wesley’s first on-screen kiss was with Ashley, Winona, AND Naomi.
Point: Lego Wesley”
Wait… my name’s Winona, and I don’t recall any of this… unfortunately.

I couldn’t resist.
http://home.mchsi.com/~dhaffner/legowesley.jpg

*decloaks from shewhobeatsass and uses her REAL name for a change*
Pyxl, I blame you completely for me creating this…but I blame myself for posting it to that Star Trek macro community on LiveJournal…
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