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Last week, I took my car to one of those car washes at the gas station. When I was waiting to pull in, I saw that for the low low price of one dollar more, I could upgrade my wash options from four useless things to seven useless things.

Obviously, I reached into my change box (some of you may know it by its other name: the ashtray) and pulled out four quarters. The instant those quarters hit my hand, nostalgia took over, and those four quarters were much more than a dollar. I held, in my hand, a ticket to the year 2084, a summons to save the galaxy from Space Invaders, a map to an endless dungeon where shots do not hurt other players (yet), and the keys to a car that was one weapons van away from kicking serious ass.

I looked into the change box and counted at least a dozen quarters. There were probably more buried beneath them.

12 year-old me would have wet his pants by now, if he had access to this many quarters at once, I thought. Once again, I resolved to earn The Fuck You Money, so I can one day open my very own classic 80s arcade, where quarters matter and the jukebox doesn't play anything released after 1987.

I couldn't bring myself to drop those four quarters into the car wash. On the way home, I could feel the disdainful looks from other drivers who had put seven usless things into their car wash … but I didn't care. I'm certainly not going to be judged by someone who doesn't know the value of a quarter.

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22 June, 2011 Wil

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97 thoughts on “the value of a quarter”

  1. Sean Wardwell says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    Wil, if you open that arcade, can I have a job? Being a journalist is pretty cool, but I think a job at your arcade would be infinitely cooler.

  2. www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=709015131 says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    If you ever do open said arcade, I hope you have enough Fuck You money to open one in every major city in the US, so I can partake in said nostalgia here in NC.
    Oh, and I’ll take a job, too 🙂

  3. www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=692712281 says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    It wasn’t all that long ago for me. In college (1998-1999), they had a Gauntlet Legends machine in the student hall. I estimated I spent over $80 in quarters in that machine. But I also had a maxed out character and was on the top of the leader boards, damnit!

  4. JohnnyFlash71 says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    One of my co-workers has his own private arcade that he throws regular parties at. Check out his collection here: http://www.asylumgameroom.com/

  5. www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=692712281 says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    Also, my dad was a gambling addict at the time and this was before slot machines printed out little slips, so there were those plastic buckets full of quarters in the house all the time. Come home, do laundry, walk out with $30 in quarters for the Gauntlet Legends machine.

  6. PhysicistLisa says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:09 pm

    If you’re ever in Denver, you should go to 1-up (but go early or on a weekday, it’s SLAMMED on weekend nights). It’s a barcade with just your rules(except some of the cabinets, i think are from the early 90’s). also giant jenga. and no dancing, apparently, there’s signs everywhere telling you that. you would probably like it.

  7. Jason Howe says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Mr. Wheaton,
    I approve of your dream.
    Signed,
    A Fan.

  8. Kate Barrett says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    I feel the same way every laundry day. Adulthood has robbed the common quarter of it’s awesome potential. I really try to imagine the homeless folks I give quarters to are immediately running to a nearby arcade…

  9. Cslater says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Just because I’m a geek:
    Robotron, Space Invaders (duh), Gauntlet and Spy Hunter.
    Good times.
    We used to go with a couple bucks each and play Gauntlet with three of us until we were about ready to drop.
    Great memories!

  10. VintageDreaming says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    I would seriously love for you to be able to not only start an 80s arcade, but expand to a lot of cities. There’s not a lot to do here in WV (I’m here for school and I feel like my soul is slipping away.) so having one in Charleston or Huntington would be fantastic. 🙂

  11. www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1131974514 says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    I’ve got about half a dozen of the old beasts in the basement – Centipede, Galaga, Tempest, Gorf, Asteroids Deluxe, Gyruss, and Joust. They’ve all been converted to work on tokens, though, so I don’t have to worry about party guests pocketing quarters (setting them on free play isn’t always an option – some of them will sit on a “Press Player 1 Start” screen or the like permanently, and burn an image into the screen).
    “Wesley’s Holodeck” would be a great name for an arcade….

  12. Asiavou says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    My dad owned an arcade when he was 16 (so that was, let’s see…1978?), so there’s the guy to ask for some retro arcade pointers.

  13. Alan says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    That isn’t “Fuck You Awesome” money. That is “Awesome Money”.
    Proof:
    “Look at my 1980’s themed private retro arcade. Fuck you!”
    vs
    “Look at my 1980’s themed private retro arcade. Awesome!”
    I’ll also accept “Wicked”, “Ex.”, “Tubular” or “Bogus” (Bogus only counts if used incorrectly before learning its true meaning).

  14. Theirishgolfer says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    As an individual in their mid-twenties, that was lucky enough to frequent stand-alone arcades before they started dying out and being limited to bowling alleys, I would like to say thank you. For keeping the dream alive of opening up new arcades. I’d saddens me that kids today don’t leave their homes to interact with other kids as much these days. When I was young I didn’t always own the games I wanted to play, I had to actually ride my bike to the arcade and interact with other gamers who enjoyed playing games, just like me. If you lost to someone, you actually turned and yelled at them, not just screamed over a microphone. You had to put a quarter on the machine and wait to get next play, not just wait 30 seconds for the game to load. You had to love gaming to wait to play. So thank you Mr. Wheaton for bringing back my own memories of scrounging through the couch cushions for that shiny quarter, which could mean epic fun for a young boy.

  15. twitter.com/shanenickerson says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Please please please open that arcade. I’m in for half if we ever both get that fuck you money!

  16. Melsar93.wordpress.com says:
    22 June, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    If you build it Mr. Wheaton. We will come.

  17. Jon McSkeptic says:
    22 June, 2011 at 1:07 pm

    Just a few days ago I was hit with a nerd version of “Remembrance of Things Past” where I closed my eyes and heard the cacophony of dozens of video games, smelled the sweaty air, and saw the dazzling lights of the arcade where I spent many hours of our trips to the city. I realized then that was one of the first places where I ever truly felt like I belonged. To this day, if I keep change, it is the quarters I keep.

  18. Paul Jimenez says:
    22 June, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    I’m lucky enough to live within a couple miles of http://www.pinballzarcade.com/ ; it’s a favorite destination for Date Night these days. If you’re in Austin sometime, check it out: 13k sf, 80+ Pinball tables and piles of retro arcade games. I can’t seem to escape without at least one game of Tempest or Wizard of Wor.

  19. Ramirezfamilyworkshop.blogspot.com says:
    22 June, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    I hope you can include a least one pinball machine for my slightly older generation.

  20. Lunamoth42 says:
    22 June, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    My hometown arcade was in an old cigar factory. They had Journey Escape – the game! Pretty awesome. It’s still there, though not open to the public anymore. They just rent out machines to local pizza joints now.

  21. Kyle Schlichter says:
    22 June, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    12 quarters also equals four issues of Spider-Man.

  22. Kyle Schlichter says:
    22 June, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Pitching RAD MONEY as a replacement for MAD MONEY.

  23. Sweethavenarts says:
    22 June, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    If you are ever in Colorado..
    http://www.lyonspinball.com/lcv_index.htm
    (in Lyons, CO. Between Boulder and Estes Park.)
    I’ve never been to the 80’s arcade, only to the Pinball arcade (run by the same people).

  24. A.H.Klein says:
    22 June, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    I don’t really play video games now, but when I was younger I was drawn to the arcades like any kid. In college I discovered a cache of retro video games and pin ball machines in the rec building. I had a roll of quarters in my hand with every intention of going back to my dorm and doing my laundry…but it didn’t happen that day. Nostalgia won out. I poured that whole roll of quarters into one machine after another and had an awesome time that afternoon.

  25. Alan says:
    22 June, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    Bravo!
    I mean, that would be a good show for the network “Bravo”.

  26. MarkSchneider says:
    22 June, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    Wil, make sure that you put in all MAME machines. That way we don’t have to stand in line to play the game we want, we just get to a machine and then pick the game we want to play. I have a row of quarters to place on the glass that will just about cover up the screen. Heck, I will even go through my quarters and only pick out the ones with 1987 or older! Only quarters that don’t have an eagle would be bi-centennial quarters!
    What would you call it? Uncle Wil’s Fun Time Arcade?

  27. TheLucidGamer says:
    22 June, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    I make video games for a living and I also think working in Wil’s Arcade would be cooler!

  28. Alex Pope says:
    22 June, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    One of the arcade experiences I thoroughly enjoyed was the “Chuck E. Cheese” experience. I think I had my 11th and 12th birthdays there in the mid 80s.
    In those days there were whole floors, or rooms, of arcade games, and I was well, let me put it this way, I wasn’t happy to see anyone, it was a roll of tokens in my pocket.
    And then last year I visited our local Check E. Cheese, and I. well, if I had been aware of the meme back then, I would have walked straight up to the manager and said, “Son, I am disappoint.”
    It’s soooooo sad. There are only a couple true video games left. All the game machines are ticket winning scams. That’s it. Boo – urns!
    Seriously.
    I’m buying more of you shit right now so that you can get closer to that “Fuck You Money” total.

  29. Staarliteangel says:
    22 June, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Just want to add that since tron legacy came out, disney opened flynn’s arcade in California adventure where every game is still a quarter and nothing but 80’s music plays. I work there and love it. I would drop Disney like a bad habit to work at wil’s arcade.

  30. Chris Parsons says:
    22 June, 2011 at 2:49 pm

    I remember if you were really good at Asteroids you could literally play for hours on one quarter. THAT sure doesn’t happen anymore.

  31. Anna says:
    22 June, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    I was born in 1987, so I never got to experience that era properly. When I saw Tron Legacy, the moment the arcade lit up and the music started, I thought of you, Wil. I wish I could know what it felt like to have been there at the time – but because of the way you write about it, I kind of do…

  32. Kenneth Murphy says:
    22 June, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    I would definitely donate money or something to help start up your 80’s arcade. And I would have to visit at least once just to relive those days.

  33. Burt Clothier says:
    22 June, 2011 at 4:50 pm

    And in my day we had to WALK to school…
    … in the snow….
    … uphill…
    … BOTH ways!
    (Due apologies to Bill Cosby.)

  34. adelheid says:
    22 June, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Wil, you take me back to that time when arcades were those darkened store fronts in the mall where I could spend hours playing pinball and then later on Pacman, Space Invaders and Galaga. In fact, when we were meeting friends to see the Thor movie at the theater, I found a video game there with the “classics” and spent a few quarters playing Galaga in it. But what you also reminded me of was that fateful day in January of 1985 when I watched my future husband put two quarters into the broken Star Wars machine (the one with the bright vector line drawings and you piloted Luke’s X-Wing to blow up the Death Star). I was just too late in telling him that it was broken so he played it anyway, and not too bad and we talked a little after that and talked some more and the rest, as they say, is history. Thanks for that memory!

  35. www.google.com/accounts/o8/id?id=AItOawlcE2CzNjzfgAQSyaZMnBqzyhe-KhpGfBY says:
    22 June, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Wil, I’ve been reading your blog for several months now and this is the first time I’ve been moved to comment. I grew up with the first-gen arcade games and there’s definitely a certain magic to the stack of quarters. Near me I am blessed with a quasi-arcade of the old machines in various stages of working (plenty of pinball machines too). (Crabtowne USA:

    I can also recommend the arcade at Walt Disney World’s Downtown Disney…not cheap but a lot of fun.

  36. ScottBrick says:
    22 June, 2011 at 6:30 pm

    Wil, if you ever earn said money and open said arcade, I will patronize it endlessly, but ONLY if you carry the original Pac Man machine, the tabletop variety where two players can sit opposite one another. I’m older now, and will likely need the rest as I exert my dominance over the gaming world.

  37. Rod Barnhart says:
    22 June, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    A quarter, to me, means defending… something… I don’t really recall the back story at all, but Defender cost me several hundred dollars over the course of my early teens. But thank you for bringing back fond memories yet again.

  38. Andrew Rollin says:
    22 June, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    When I was a kid in the late 80s, my mom brought me and my sister to Hong Kong while she visited a friend. We weren’t rich, but my dad worked for an airline, so hey, cheap tickets. Anyway, the exchange rate at that time was 8:1 Hong Kong dollars to US dollars. Arcade video games over there were one Hong Kong dollar. Young me did the math. HALF PRICE VIDEO GAMES!!! I went kind of crazy.

  39. Kristi says:
    22 June, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    In a small town not far from Bloomington, IL is a classic arcade with all my old favorites. We just recently found this little time capsule and can’t wait to sink in more quarters! My very first date as an almost 16 yr old in 1985 was at an arcade (happy sigh).
    Also, next time you’re in Vegas, you must go to the Pinball Hall of Fame. I think hubby and I spent more time there than we did in the casino. 😉

  40. Ericc Whetstone says:
    22 June, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Would any of your games be rendered with Video Toaster?

  41. karen says:
    22 June, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    My quarters live in my car in a tin that once held Ben&Jerry’s mints and I tear up when I must put one into a parking meter. When you open that arcade, I will be there EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Provided, of course, that you have Ms.PacMan, Millipede, Galaga, Tempest, and Tron.

  42. edr777 says:
    22 June, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    Some years ago I was chatting with some younger guys at work and I began to tell them my memories of the Pac-Man craze in the early 80s. Suddenly I had a small but eager audience, and it really hit me then just how much difference 8-10 years of living can make. Most (if not all) of the them had never played a Pac-Man machine…but my stories of people sitting down at the two player machine with beers and rolls upon rolls of quarters stacked…of hearing about my best friend’s parents fight over spending their rent money on a little yellow guy that ate dots…I may have been very young but I remember it so vividly…
    Although today I’m a quiet hermit who spends most of my days alone – doing Tai Chi or listening to peaceful music – put me in a big, noisy arcade with all of the sights and sounds of my childhood and I’m completely at peace. The screens, the jumbled mix of so many sounds – the energy of the people and yes the clinking of many quarters…pure bliss I say. Pure fucking bliss. 🙂

  43. archersangel.blogspot.com says:
    22 June, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    i was never all that much into video games. but the bus station (long since torn down) had a pinball game that my little brother (we were about 7 & 4) would each use a paddle button and rack-up the points while waiting for the bus with our mom. a few times we drew a small crowd because no one could believe two little kids were doing such a thing. true story.

  44. archersangel.blogspot.com says:
    22 June, 2011 at 9:37 pm

    BTW have you ever seen the king of kong: a fistful of quarters? it’s a documentary mostly about the highest scoring donkey kong game but includes a part about a arcade video game high score competition.

  45. whatupdog says:
    22 June, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    I love the comment about 1987.
    Yeah there have been SOME good bands since then…
    but music started nose diving some time after 1985.

  46. xThanatoSx says:
    22 June, 2011 at 10:23 pm

    I was just there a couple months ago.
    It was glorious.
    My wife gave me that amused look that only a wife can give when I was geeking out over playing old-school games.

  47. MisterB46 says:
    22 June, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    I agree with everyone else, more specifically whatupdog, about mid-80s music. I listened to — and wrote down — Casey Kasem’s American Top 40 from the summer of 1978 until October 1986. I gave up, finally, not because I got a life (that was still years away), but because I liked the music so little, I just didn’t care anymore whether it went up or down the music charts.
    I miss “Starship 1”, the “Black Knight” and “Comet” pinball games — and a “Star Wars” game (the one with the vector graphics that actually gives you bonuses for NOT shooting at targets) with a controller that feels like it hasn’t been held 100,000 times.

  48. Mark Hennessy-Barrett says:
    22 June, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    Can I play?
    The twinned sticks of a glowing, green wireframe tank.
    The four-triggered yoke of an X-Wing.
    Generally too many buttons to accurately play Stargate,
    The one you hand to your mate to say “sorry I shot the food – please stay in the game with me!”
    Good times then, good memories forever.

  49. Mark Hennessy-Barrett says:
    22 June, 2011 at 11:58 pm

    Wait. Seriously?
    Thank you for telling me! I’m *SO* there!

  50. T_kreuter says:
    23 June, 2011 at 12:31 am

    It’s a shame that the arcade industry is so seemingly non-existant. I’d love to be able to go to a local super-arcade, play a couple rounds of pinball, maybe some old-school whac-a-mole and skeeball, then go over to the shuffle bowling and air hockey.
    Sadly the only way I can really do that is to go to the boardwalk ‘down the shore’ (aka at the Jersey shore [aka not Guidoville]).

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