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Last Spring, I entered into a pact with the local squirrels: I would give them peanuts and treats from my kitchen, and they would leave my garden alone. As the […]
I spent some time in the booth this morning, recording some pickups on an audiobook I still can’t believe I was chosen to narrate. I believe it will come out […]
The one time in years I deliberately point people to my blog for ONE PURPOSE, I discovered that WordPress hid the thing I wanted them to see. Neat.
I noticed something about the way I read books, yesterday. When I start a book, it's like I'm sitting in an empty space, completely surrounded by the fog of war. Over some number of pages, that fog is pushed back and the world in the book begins to populate the formerly-empty space. Eventually, that space is on the other side of a portal that I step through as effortlessly as I open the cover of the book. I guess I've been doing this my whole life, but I didn't actually notice and note it until yesterday.
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omg, one of them followed you home from the boat!
nerds! make a wall!
No words… neigh words?
Gah! WHEATONNNN!
Awww, but that horse head reminds me of Ashly Burch’s film Must Come Down, which was sweet. Nice try, Wheaton.
OMG! that third picture made my day. my entire week! SQUEEEE!!!!!
(and, no, it has nothing to do with the night-mare)
also? SQUEEEE!!!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with you? I have to SLEEP soon.
Oh, I know.
… I know …
Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn’t that go against your mantra?
I almost expected the Harlem Shake lol. What’s worse? The head or the shoes you have on!! 😉 Have a great night.
Hey, I had those shoes….. In the 70’s.
So did I.
I also had them in the 80s, the 90s, and the 00’s.
Checkered Spicoli Vans never go out of style.
Hmmmm…. recapture my youth and be subject to ridicule. Adult children can be ruthless.
What the heck was in that burrito? Because I’m seeing things!
The owls are not what they seem…Leo NO!
Why do I get the feeling that horses head will end up in a Table Top Harlem Shake video.
It’s like it’s coming at you!
Looks like a night-stalion to me or a night-stud.
Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse! Bad Horse!
He rides across the nation, a thoroughbred of sin.
dammit, wanted to be the first to make the Bad Horse comment … and his terrible, terrible, death whinny.
Same thought EXACTLY! I’ll be singing ‘Bad Horse’ all night!
I’m calling it now. Wil Wheaton as Bad Horse in the next Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog!
Yes!
Wil, you know you’ve always wanted to play an evil mega-villain.
No! No. Bad Wil Wheaton. Why do you want our dreams to cry? No cookie for you.
Michael’s right. Will – turn off your cookies.
(punishments just aren’t the same since the web was invented…)
Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream…
Also, the eyes…the cold, lifeless eyes… *shudder*
Awww man, more funky dreams to come…damn you…lol
So…why the long face?
Finally…the long awaited deleted scenes from Donnie Darko…..
:singing: Bad horrrse, bad hoorrrse…
Are you OK? You’re a little horse.
I see your secret admirer is still around.
OK, trying to make out the T-shirt. Is that Mr Snuffleupagus made out of Sesame Street Characters??
If so,
one
two
three
three pictures of a horse headed man. HA HA HA HA HA
It is! It was sent to me from Sesame Street.
And that caused my brain to imagine this made up post from your site:
“So last week I was hanging out with Ernie, Grover and Gordon. We were sitting around discussing the ladybug picnic, the number 5 and the letter W when Big Bird and Mr. Snuffleupagus came up and presented me with this awesome T-Shirt.”
I was just thinking, you know those pictures would have a lot more impact if they were a multi part png…
Ran afoul of Robin Goodfellow, I see. Or his cousin Sparrow Goodfellow, who prefers horses over asses…
I made the mistake of turning this into an animated gif. It’s in my head now and can’t been unseen.
Where did the thing on the back of the couch go?
I see the new meds are working.
Mine. Not yours.
This must be the horrible hallucinations they mentioned I might experience as a side effect.
Must be…
Must be…
It’s not real.
It’s not real.
It’s not real.
Scariest weeping angel ever.
And in other news, tests indicate that Wil Wheaton has been found to contain up to 25% horsemeat. Affected retails channels are already reported to be withdrawing sales of Wil Wheaton products in light of this scandal. The producers of Wil Wheaton are unavailable for comment at this time…
Excuse me, Mr. Horse! Are you a professional actor?
🙂
Ha ha, someone stopped ar the Archie McPhee booth at comicon!
What? What was that we just saw there… Cosplay? Furrydom?
Yes, nightmares shall be had.
Heh. Night…MARES. See what I did there.
Yeah no indeed; I have no good jokes for the man with the horse head.
seriously… why did I have to scroll down… RIGHT BEFORE BED… oh cause ya know the insomnia was bored… let’s add night-mares! YAY! (although… that’d be night stallions … wouldn’t it?)