Redefining National Treasures

Redefining National Treasures

So I’m reading my favorite internet hack just now, and I discover that, alas, Rush Limbaugh is deaf.
Mr. Objectivity calls Rush “the world’s most-listened to voice”.
Yipe.
But I don’t really care about that…here’s the quote that inspired me to post:

“President Bush expressed personal concern about Limbaugh’s condition with senior staff late Monday afternoon.
‘The president noted Rush Limbaugh is a national treasure,’ one senior White House staffer said.”

That’s right. Rush Limbaugh is our national treasure.
What?
The Lincoln Memorial…Rush Limbaugh.
Mount Rushmore…Rush Limbaugh.
Our Indefatiguable American Spirit…Rush Limbaugh.
Spudnuts…Rush Limbaugh.
Once again, Curious George shows his brilliance. He really needs to stop showing up to work high, methinks.