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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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*heavy sigh* Still punk as fuck. *heavy sigh* Still punk as fuck.
You're doing a fucking great job and I love you. You're doing a fucking great job and I love you.
This morning's bedhead is pretty great. This morning's bedhead is pretty great.
My little girl, from 2020. #MarloweMonday My little girl, from 2020. #MarloweMonday
@markhamill is one of the kindest people you will @markhamill is one of the kindest people you will ever meet. He is exactly who you hope he will be. 

These #throwbackthursday pictures are from the set of Big Bang Theory, when we worked together on Amy and Sheldon's wedding. Literally every single person on Stage 25 was just as geeked out as everyone in the cast and crew of Eureka were when Stan Lee came to visit Global Dynamics. Just like Stan, Mark handled it with such kindness and grace. He made time for everyone, and was just the most lovely man.

That's who Mark Hammill is, contrary to what you may have heard from the dumbest person in your life. #tbt
This morning's bedhhead is reporting for duty. This morning's bedhhead is reporting for duty.
Marlowe on May 4th, across the years. We even get Marlowe on May 4th, across the years. We even get a rare guest appearance from Riley Monster, way back when Baby Marlowe could still fit through the cat door. 

#MarloweMonday
Happy Star Wars Day! To all who celebrate, live l Happy Star Wars Day!

To all who celebrate, live long and suck it.
Watson has been sleeping on my desk for the last w Watson has been sleeping on my desk for the last week, and I don't know how I can be expected to work under these conditions. #Caturday
My current favorite backyard bird is the Scaly-bre My current favorite backyard bird is the Scaly-breasted Munia, one of whom keeps looking into the feeder's camera like this, so I named them Ad-Rock. 

What's the name of this album?
I'm incredibly excited for @stuartfails (to save t I'm incredibly excited for @stuartfails (to save the universe) later this year. They just had their big coming out party, so to celebrate, here's a picture of me and @kevsussman seeing who can be more awkward, exactly seven years ago today, on the set of The Big Bang Theory. 

Hey, it's an organic #throwbackthursday, no less! What a country! #tbt
Pretty sure I'm the first person who has ever pose Pretty sure I'm the first person who has ever posed for this exact picture.
Workin' Workin'
This morning's bedhead is committed to the bit. This morning's bedhead is committed to the bit.
We went to the store and the cashier gave us kitty We went to the store and the cashier gave us kitty ears because our day needed more whimsy. 

I may not ever take these off.
From about six years ago. #MarloweMonday ❤️ From about six years ago.

#MarloweMonday ❤️
A blessed Caturday to all who observe. Thank you f A blessed Caturday to all who observe. Thank you for your service. 

(Edited because autocorrect did me dirty again)
This morning's bedhead is taking its coffee on the This morning's bedhead is taking its coffee on the patio. Happy Saturday, friends.
This morning's bedhead! Janet! Dr. Scott! Jan This morning's bedhead! 

Janet!

Dr. Scott! 

Janet!

Brad!

RRRRROCKY!
This morning's bedhead informed you thusly. This morning's bedhead informed you thusly.
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