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WIL WHEATON dot NET
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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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This morning's bedhead got a loud bark, deep bite. This morning's bedhead got a loud bark, deep bite.
So I'm getting ready to do something cool that I w So I'm getting ready to do something cool that I wanted all of you who follow me to know about (which means about 1% of you will actually see this, so hello! I'm glad you're here!)

It costs so much to travel, and every time I post about going to a city for a con, I am flooded with messages that are some variation of "oh neat but come to my city because that city is too far or expensive."

My dude, I hear you loud and clear. How about fifteen bucks and you don't even have to leave your house?

Hear me out! I can't put my meatbox brain container in your city, but I will put it at my desk, and reach out to you through the magic of live video to do a lot of the fun things we do at cons: nerd out about stuff, sign a picture for you, and enjoy at least one panel together.

And we're launching some stickers that I think some of you are gonna love. I'm ordering a stack of acting ensigns to plaster all over every concert venue I visit this year.

You can get tickets at shopstands.com!

Date: June 7, 2026

Time: 10am PT/1pm ET

Location: Online - Join from anywhere! less
Happy election day! Let's send the fascists and th Happy election day! Let's send the fascists and the grifters back into the void, and take a big step, together, toward taking our country back.
Marlowe, Seamus, and Riley, way back in the Before Marlowe, Seamus, and Riley, way back in the Before Times. #MarloweMonday
This morning's bedhead wishes you a happy Pride! This morning's bedhead wishes you a happy Pride!
Workin' Workin'
Exciting (for me, hopefully for you, too) Storytim Exciting (for me, hopefully for you, too) Storytime news! This week's episode features flash fiction and an interview with @maryrobinettekowal.
This morning's bedhead is getting a long-overdue h This morning's bedhead is getting a long-overdue haircut in just a couple of hours.
2016. #MarloweMonday 2016.

#MarloweMonday
Walked past this on Hillhurst last night. I love L Walked past this on Hillhurst last night. I love LA.
Workin' Workin'
My phone made me a memory of sweet Riley Monster, My phone made me a memory of sweet Riley Monster, with some guest appearances from Seamus, Marlowe, amd even Watson.

#throwbackthursday #tbt #dogs #enoughwiththehashtagsalready
This morning's bedhead is casually nudging you tow This morning's bedhead is casually nudging you toward It's Storytime...
So I'm getting ready to do something cool that I w So I'm getting ready to do something cool that I wanted all of you who follow me to know about (which means about 1% of you will actually see this, so hello! I'm glad you're here!)

It costs so much to travel, and every time I post about going to a city for a con, I am flooded with messages that are some variation of "oh neat but come to my city because that city is too far or expensive."

My dude, I hear you loud and clear. How about fifteen bucks and you don't even have to leave your house? 

Hear me out! I can't put my meatbox brain container in your city, but I will put it at my desk, and reach out to you through the magic of live video to do a lot of the fun things we do at cons: nerd out about stuff, sign a picture for you, and enjoy at least one panel together.

And we're launching some stickers that I think some of you are gonna love. I'm ordering a stack of acting ensigns to plaster all over every concert venue I visit this year.

You can get tickets at shopstands.com!

📅 Date: June 7, 2026
🕒 Time: 10am PT/1pm ET
📍 Location: Online – Join from anywhere!
My baby girl. From 2023. #MarloweMonday My baby girl. From 2023. 

#MarloweMonday
This is probably not as exciting to non-Angelenos This is probably not as exciting to non-Angelenos as itnis to me. Stuck in traffic on the 101 in downtown, behind this legend.

Perfect. No notes.
Happy #Caturday from Watson, who will now gracious Happy #Caturday from Watson, who will now graciously accept your tribute.
I had so much fun with @aliensupershow! I had so much fun with @aliensupershow!
@startrek posted this image, inviting us to create @startrek posted this image, inviting us to create our dream crew.

You will notice that SOMEONE is quite obviously missing! Gasp!

So I replied on Threads "This Wesley Crusher erasure will not stand." Ha. Ha. Good joke, everyone laughs.

But then @hellotimking goes ahead and makes the second image, which is currently my favorite thing on the internet.

I hope you enjoy assembling your dream crew. You can tell me what it is in the comments. 🖖
*heavy sigh* Still punk as fuck. *heavy sigh* Still punk as fuck.
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