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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Blowing the lead, 101

Posted on 27 January, 2002 By Wil

What the hell happened with the Lakers today?
Spudnuts?

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  1. JSc says:
    28 January, 2002 at 5:08 pm

    Rob,
    With a name like “Matsushita” I would have sworn that you were Bolivian.
    Or maybe just Canadian.
    JSc

  2. Rob Matsushita says:
    28 January, 2002 at 6:07 pm

    I’m Dutch-Irish, but my father was German. wanna go out? I know this place that serves great Viking food.

  3. jbay says:
    28 January, 2002 at 6:58 pm

    isn’t “great Viking food” defined as a particularly pungent piece of lutefisk? With an extra dash of lye on the side?
    and I use the term “piece” loosely, since I’m not sure what unit you use for something that’s roughly equivalent to a spooge of toothpaste.
    maybe it’s spooge.
    signed “edgar” or something

  4. JSc says:
    28 January, 2002 at 7:16 pm

    I’m a french-dutch-german-irish mongrel. That, and I’m down in SC right now. Next time I’m up in WI (end of october for my brother’s wedding) I’ll probably hit Madison…

  5. Rob Matsushita says:
    28 January, 2002 at 7:43 pm

    Let me know when–I’ve got at least three shows I’m gonna be directing this year–I can get you into one free.

  6. Spudnuts says:
    28 January, 2002 at 9:42 pm

    You can get him into ONE free?

  7. hot soup girl says:
    28 January, 2002 at 10:09 pm

    spudnuts, your pun eludes me.

  8. Spudnuts says:
    29 January, 2002 at 12:30 am

    It wasn’t a pun.
    It was an ono-mata-pee-yah.
    Or simile.
    It was a limerick.
    An adverb.
    Future present past participle.
    Red Dog, this is mother hen, over.
    Go ahead, Red Dog.
    The rooster’s in the toolshed. Over.
    Repeat…
    Rooster’s in the toolshed.
    Copy that. Return to base. Over.
    I love pretzels and peanut butter.
    Is this my “special place?”
    Don’t touch my “special place.”
    Over.

  9. Spudnuts says:
    29 January, 2002 at 12:30 am

    Pritty.

  10. Spudnuts' Special Place says:
    29 January, 2002 at 12:42 am

    Every day is Christmas.

  11. Spudnuts says:
    29 January, 2002 at 5:24 am

    Biking to work this morning.
    Saw a couple embrace at a bus stop.
    THEN the bus pulled right up.
    How perfect is that?

  12. Spudnuts says:
    29 January, 2002 at 5:26 am

    Biking to work this morning…
    Saw a couple embrace at a bus stop.
    Then the bus pulled RIGHT UP.
    How perfect is that?

  13. Spudnuts says:
    29 January, 2002 at 5:27 am

    Weird shit afoot at WWDN.
    I like the second one better.

  14. Spudnuts says:
    29 January, 2002 at 5:30 am

    When I press “post” my comment does not appear at the END of the thread but rather a few spots up.
    That ain’t right.
    Oh, I see what it’s doing…
    The posting time is off so it sticks my posts before the last four thinking they were made six hours ago.
    Weird.

  15. hot soup girl says:
    29 January, 2002 at 6:58 am

    personally, i have a team of professionals hired especially to grease me up and touch my special place.
    i call them all ‘corey.’ that’s because i only employ certified, fully trained greasers by the name of ‘corey.’ it adds an air of authenticity to the experience.

  16. hot soup girl says:
    29 January, 2002 at 7:01 am

    yur hair shur is purty.

  17. Kasia says:
    29 January, 2002 at 7:04 am

    “Or ODB.”
    Hey, ODB is the personal savior of the MU Golden Eagles. Gotta love Odartay.
    ….or did you mean the rap artist? 😉

  18. Jessica says:
    29 January, 2002 at 7:57 am

    Spudnuts, you’re nuts… really. But it’s cool.

  19. hot soup girl says:
    29 January, 2002 at 1:09 pm

    okay, now this is weird.
    at least before we had a semblance of linearity.
    let’s see if this works. i think some random, unconnected thoughts, and then you try to reply to them before i post them.
    who am i talking to?
    you. i’m talking to you.
    you there, with the han solo haircut and the can of cold baconpop.

  20. hot soup girl says:
    5 February, 2002 at 9:48 am

    hey!
    how come i can still post a comment even though the thread is archived?!
    i feel like stalin.
    retroactively altering historical records, i mean.
    not the moustache.
    although…
    don’t forget, it was me you loved.
    it was me that started the revolution.
    …
    …
    look over there.

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