Attention, Canada!

On behalf of all American hockey fans, I would like to officially begin the shit-talking:

Dear Canada,
Today, we are going to kick your ass.
Oh, sure, the score, and the game, will undoubtedly be close, but we will be handing you your toque-wearing, back-bacon-eating, gold-medal-not-getting asses to you.
You may have invented the sport, and for that we will always be grateful, but it would seem that, in the last 50 years, you’ve passed the torch to…well, anyone else who would take it, really.
We’ll happily take it from here.
Hey, don’t feel too bad. You’ve still got all our film work, and Curling. Nobody can take that away from you.
Sincerely,
Wil

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166 thoughts on “Attention, Canada!”

  6. Okay, okay, okay…
    I’m searching GOOGLE for the lyrics in English and French.
    An image search is also forthcoming.
    As a long-suffering LA Kings fan, I am used to this sinking feeling.
    🙂

  10. Hey Wil, do you even *know* the lyrics to our national anthem? You better go look them up…!
    🙂

  17. that’s because they would rather sing the bobby gimby version 😉
    CAAAAAAA-NAAAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAA
    weeeeeeeee
    looooooooooove
    youuuuuuuuuuuuu

  18. At least america will always have football.
    Though watching some of the old CFL games is rather hilarious.
    Any idea why football (not soccer) isn’t an olympic sport?

  22. YEAHHH! I love this game. I can’t even see it, but this is so exciting. Wil, i’ll get ya started : Oh Canada! Terre de nos aieux…
    I. AM. CANADIAN.

  30. Well, that was the nail in the coffin.
    All I gotta say is that was a GREAT hockey game.
    We still kicked ass at the olympics though. 30+ medals.
    Way to go Canada.
    *hand extended*

  34. Wel, at 5-2 with 1:30 left, I think the Canadians have finally won the Gold after 50 years of waiting. Congradulations Canada!

  35. 7 Things I am Thankful For Today:
    1. Canada kick’s USA’s ass
    2. Canada kick’s USA’s ass
    3. Canada kick’s USA’s ass
    4. Canada kick’s USA’s ass
    5. Canada kick’s USA’s ass
    6. Canada kick’s USA’s ass
    7. Canadian beer and *real* Back Bacon!

  38. Love your site Wil but consider your ass officially kicked by both our Men’s and Women’s team!!! Good game though eh : )

  40. Gee Will-my lame-ass Canadian TV must be on the fritz-30 seconds left and the guys in the white uniforms seem to be leading 5-2. Must have the colours reversed I guess. But tney have maple leafs on the front-is your team from Minnesota? Well, they played about as well as Belarus.

  42. Gee Will-my lame-ass Canadian TV must be on the fritz-30 seconds left and the guys in the white uniforms seem to be leading 5-2. Must have the colours reversed I guess. But tney have maple leafs on the front-is your team from Minnesota? Well, they played about as well as Belarus.

  48. Gawd, the suspense is killin’ me, and I don’t even watch sports. Well, except for the occasional footie match- gotta love men running around in shorts!
    Anyway, I don’t know what all the fuss is about- isn’t Canada the 51st state? *dodges slap*
    >^..^

  49. Good game…..
    Now both the Men’s and Women’s Canadian teams have won the Gold Medals…….
    How sweet much more sweeter can it get?

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