File under: Candy, tastes like.

Apparently, my poop tastes like candy.
Lots of people emailed me this link, because they authors used my picture in their advert, and I gotta admit, it’s pretty damn funny.
And I love that the ad goes: Britney, Gillian Anderson, and me.
That’s right, baby! Somewhere, somehow, someone thinks that I rate with the two hotties.
Speaking of Hotties, FARK has this post about voting for the 100 Sexiest Women of the Year at FHM magazine. I don’t know how it happened, but take a look at the bottom right corner of their graphic.
WORD.
And thank you to everyone who commented on the last post. I read the whole thing when I got up this morning, and the perspective I’ve gained through your thoughtful remarks is very comforting.

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115 thoughts on “File under: Candy, tastes like.”

Very cool.

We’re always here to help, expound, share, and otherwise comment, Wil.
😉
CCP

Does this mean you’ll be doing a spread in Playboy?

“The internet’s most top celebrities”
Well, Wil, you _are_ getting up there. I found a buncha livejournals talking about you recently… I thought I was the only one. Guess not.
But, um, what a follower. I knew you wanted to be just like Britney.
:->

delete the word most in the above quote.
I suck.
“The internet’s Top celebrities”

Glad we could help ya out, Wil. But, boy, that sure was lots of reading, wasn’t it?
Mmmm…Gillian Anderson…The only real reason to continue watching the X-Files. That is, when she’s on it.

There you, see what did I tell you everything would be better in the morning. Remember, it’s ok to be concerned about all the “crap in the world”, just don’t let the “smell” overwhelm you and you’ll be fine.
TGIF

im glad you are doing better.
i go back and forth every once in a while, getting in a “everything is wrong” funk, and then after a while of being surrounded by people who are good and are trying to make everything around them good, i start to feel better.
yes, i too have noticed recently that a couple people posted about wilwheaton.net on livejournal.
i wonder joy, if we have the same friends or if wil is just blowing up 😛
can there really be that many nerds? yes, i suppose there can.

We love you Wil! LOL! Britney? EWWW! If Jeff Gordon danced in the Pepsi commercials I believe they would be hilarious and worth watching.

I didn’t get a chance to comment last night, so here’s my thoughts in brief:
There is a silver lining to noticing how farked-up the world is.
That’s when you step back and realize: “Well. At least now there’s one more person who gives a shit.”
I don’t know if the world’s more violent or depraved now or when I was younger–sometimes I think there’s just a bigger mirror to look at ourselves in.
Lately, I’ve been stuck in my own little world–but now I’m thinking it’s because there’s simply nowhere else to go.
But I’m at that age, I think.
At the same time, we’ve gone from “don’t trust anyone over thirty” to “I must accomplish EVERYTHING before I’m thirty.”
Aw, crap. I’m thirty.
At any rate, this is the mode that usually causes ME to feel that the world’s crumbling underneath my feet.
I guess that’s why I put a lot of stock in giving a shit–because when you retreat to your own little world, it just kind of makes the real one that’s out there a whole lot scarier when you resurface.
Not sure if that made sense.

It’s tough to stay depressed about world events when your poop tastes like candy….

You actually read the “whole” thing even the Vegetarian perspective. (Bleu looks for the eye drops to give to Wil)hehe You have my up most respect Sir and may the bluebird of happiness come rest upon you shoulder.

Uh-oh. I only recognize three of the sexiest women, and one of them is Wil!
Does this mean I need to get out more or less?

Hey, hehe there’s Wil in the company of many beautiful women. Hope your wife doesn’t like the color green(jealous), otherwise you might find youself sleeping on the couch tonight. Just kidding, you must be so proud.

The picture of Uncle Willy on the FARK sight was great. The perfect touch! It looks like Wil is nodding his head and thinking “Oh hell yeah.” I know I would be…

Wil w/ 1 L,
I had a friend in High School who’s name is Bil. He wrote for the school paper and used the Alias Bil Withonel. With-one-l get it. HaHA.
Chris

Maybe it’s a good thing Anne doesn’t get on the computer that often! 🙂

olafandy jon wrote:
>Maybe it’s a good thing Anne doesn’t get on the >computer that often! 🙂
No kidding. But I think Mr. Wheaton (SIR!) prints the comments out. Not sure.

OMG – ROTFLMFAO. That graphic is priceless. I had to go to the website for real to make sure that it wasn’t something nifty you did.
Whoever did that, I bow to them. Great humor. I really needed a good laugh this morning. Can’t seem to get my webpage to work. It’s uploaded but NOTHING happens!!!!!
Arrrrrrggggghhhhhh!

HEHEHE… in one day, your one of the sexiest and your poop tates like candy. Arent you lucky 🙂

there are a lot of ljers that lurk here and love this site.
me being one of them.

Re. the banner – LOL! You lucky guy: now I understand that grin.

All it takes is a nomination in a national magazine to show you that, yes, Virginia, there is a Santa.
Glad your feeling better.

Well maybe that dude from Fark isn’t telling Wil his real intentions. It seems Wil is a steady feature of Fark… hmm?
Anyone else wondering?

Nah… No wondering here. Wil and FARKers generally run parallel.

Okay, I went to the FHM 100 Sexiest blah, blah and yup, there you are. Why? You ask.
It only took me a second but mostly, what I saw, were boobs. You do the math.
HEY! It’s a JOKE for chrissake! This is supposed to be funny, right?

Well what I WANT to know is WHO was the taster?
And where and when was this “taste test” done?
Oh on second thought I don’t want to know!
SPUDNUTS where are you?

I voted for you and Rupaul!!

ps I think we should have a caption contest for that banner. My entry: “Wil Wheaton’s got a posse”

I voted for you over and over again… you must win, you must be on cover, you must be sexiest girl of 2002!!!

I’m not sure if I want Wil to win, but at least it would be nice to see him place higher than Roxann Biggs Dawson. LMAO

Gee. Think of the money you’ll save come Easter, Halloween and St. Valentine’s Day.
You just got my vote. I suggest a simple black dress with your best pearls when you accept the award. You don’t want to look TOO slutty.

Wil, why you gotta be so cool, dawg? I feel exactly like you did in the last post sometimes. It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one. Me and my honey *love* to read your site. It’s not that your famous (which you are), and it’s not that we’re Trekkies (which we are), it’s that you write funny, amusing, thoughtful, intelligent things that makes us nod our heads in understanding at the screen. Thanks, Wil.

Well, someone at FARK msg board thinks your name sounds like a laxative biscuit. I never knew there was such a thing as a laxitive biscuit. But them changing the banner is rocking my boat today. I saw that link before they put your pic on it. Maybe this will help you get more gigs? *who knows*

Congratulations Wil…
You are now considered one of “the internet’s top celebrities”

Thanks for showing me that picture at FHM. I needed a good laugh.

I may have to agree with the Farkers, Wil… where are the boobies?
Funny banner. Of course now it’s that Crusher kid instead of Wil. Does that mean I should vote for Wesley instead of Wil? Hmm. Still no boobies. Now I’m confused.

oooh, the picture changed.
now it’s wesley crusher…..

It’s about time the world figured out what we all know…Uncle Willy rocks. 😉

Wil, I like you and all, but just because you’re being nominated for the top 100 sexiest women on the internet, does not mean I will dream about you at night. I have my limits. 😛
P.S. Good Luck!

Hey Wil, I voted for you as sexiest woman in the world. Wha was I thinknig? I meant to vote for Shatner.

Haaaa HAaaaa – that’s so funny! I love it!

That’s funny! I was having a really shitty day today, and that kinda cheered me up. Thanks Wil.

Thank you, Will, for providing me with my new desktop image. I think you have a real chance at winning. Can’t wait for the pictorial!

More than any other phrase in the history of the English language, this one begs to be said by Chief Wiggam’s son Ralphy on The Simpsons.
“My poop tastes like candy!”
-dave.

Go wil! Go Wil! Go Wil!!!!!!! Win! Win! Win!

If it were true, you could market it and sell it as…….
WHEATTY NUGGETS
Thanks for the laugh

you people creep me out when you call him “uncle willy”. that’s just very disturbing.

I couldn’t help it. I had to get you into a worlds sexiest something. I’m still working on the worlds sexiest man part. George Clooney just doesn’t want to give that up. Glad your feeling better this morning. Just know that when something bad happens, something good is coming around the corner. Thinking positive is always the best cure for doubt.