Apparently, my poop tastes like candy.
Lots of people emailed me this link, because they authors used my picture in their advert, and I gotta admit, it’s pretty damn funny.
And I love that the ad goes: Britney, Gillian Anderson, and me.
That’s right, baby! Somewhere, somehow, someone thinks that I rate with the two hotties.
Speaking of Hotties, FARK has this post about voting for the 100 Sexiest Women of the Year at FHM magazine. I don’t know how it happened, but take a look at the bottom right corner of their graphic.
WORD.
And thank you to everyone who commented on the last post. I read the whole thing when I got up this morning, and the perspective I’ve gained through your thoughtful remarks is very comforting.
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heather –
but he is our uncle willy. is it just me or do some people who come here have little or no sense of humor????
The banner on the FHM site is a classic, especially the one before they changed to an older picture of Wil.
Wil is back…..in pog form.
David
Heather: If you read back to Wil’s older postings you will see that he sometimes calls himself “Uncle Willie”. We are just his posse and call him whatever he wants. *grin*
A few minutes ago, we had Wil with… Janet Reno? And now R2-D2?
It’s nice to know that some things remain constant. Like Willy-boy. Oh yeah.
Can you feel the love?
I voted for you. I’d love to see one of those freaking cheesecake magazines put you on the cover… yikes… that did NOT come out right.
I voted for you TWICE.
yes. that means I CHEATED for you.
that means I SMASHED MY MORALS for YOU.
Id say thats at least good for a free Wil Wheaton Action Figure.
HAHAHAHAHA!
now it’s uncle Willie, R2-D2, Christopher Walken, Jenna Bush, and one hottie!
“Je bande donc je suis.”
internet people scare me
My poop tastes like cheese.
Tomorrow, it tastes like Irish Cheese.
Wonder if Bailey’s makes that?
Mmmmmmmm…Bailey’s.
Irish Cheese Poop.
Somehow, doesn’t sound so good.
If it’s yellow-colored Irish Cream Poop Cheese…
Man, maybe I should just have a baby or something if I’m coming up with all these odd colored poopie things.
Anyone ever see http://www.ratemypoo.com ? Maybe that pertains here a bit more.
My poop smells like Cheese.
Hope y’all have fun while I’m in Ireland! May the Spudnuts come back for a visit!
Wheeeeeeee!
This is hilarious! I really hope you place in the top five so we can read the blurb when the issue comes out. Perhaps they’ll call you next time the “space babes” issue comes out as well!
I have to agree with several others on this board: Gillian Anderson is a hottie!
Good Luck! I’m off to vote now! Keep eating right so your poop tastes like candy! LOL!
Oh man. They’ve been updating the image at FHM all day long, and the thread at FARK about it is just HUGE.
This is so insanely funny.
What a nice balance to yesterday.
BYE ROUGHY! Have fun – have a safe trip!
they added ponch and hasselhof… hahahahaha oh man is that funny…
“Je bande donc je suis.”
que es mas macho, Erik Estrada, o Wil Wheaton?
Hahaha, you’re in the company of Mr. T now 🙂
Is that Fred Rodgers?
Actually they wanted Will Shatner instead of Wil Wheaton but he kept messing up the line.
“My poop taste like STARBUCKS”
What a lucky break Wil!
Uncle Willy is back in the picture… minus his shirt. These people are starting to disturb me now…
I’m gonna’ go reload the page now.
That’s funny, they’ve been changing the picture all day, so that by the time I actually got over there to see it, it was David hasselhoof, Mr. T and Mr. Rogers. No Wil anywhere. But the farkers made noise and five minutes later a topless Wil Wheaton was pictured among those famous misters. Anyway, someone over there at FHM is having a hell of a good time today.
If you haven’t, I suggest you take a gander at fark.com – there’s a link to the FHM top 100 sexiest women…. Wil is a contender…. *laf*
a TOPLESS Wil at that… yeehaw!
FHM r0x0rs. fark.com r0x0rs. Wil r0x0rs. this has definitely made for a great start of a Friday night!!! *laffs*
*realizes what he just did and kicks himself in the head for having tee many martooni’s with dinner*
That was quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in, oh………. ever. Man. Oh. Man.
I managed to keep an archive of all the changes the FHM page went through. (: Check it out here:
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=24688287
Congratulations, Wil! We Farkers helped make history and had a blast doing it! What a great Friday, and boy, did you deserve it. Hope your Anne feels very lucky today 😉 Fark On, sugar!
man, this is just plain cool, wil and fark, hijacking the web… must vote will… must vote will… will look behind you… somethin special awaits…
sorry for mispelling your name… i type too fast sometimes…
Wow Wil! How did they manage to get a hold of your poo to see what it tastes like?
I’ve been told my poo tastes like candy too.
You’ve been linked.
$;@)
J
dake –
“Je bande donc je suis.”
t’es un rigolo, toi
THE POWAR OF THE INTARWEB COMPELS J00
Wil.. you are DA man..
When you make it to the top, Smack Britney around for me please.. 🙂
Wil, I’m tryin not to laugh cause my office is very quiet and that would probably give away the fact that I’m not working. Do ya think!? Or maybe they’ll assume that file labels are hillarious? Thanks FARK members for making that archive since I missed most of the changes.
Dude that poop thing was funny, man.
iren- merci.
I was wondering if anyone would get it.
I visit your site regualrly Wil,Big Fan.
But your comment boards give me a toothache.
Wil, I submitted that link to fark last night while looking for some spank material.
That was my first link to get accepted!
Thanks for the inspiration!
G-tron
this is too damn much fun… i really want to see wil on the cover of FHM. Rock out with your cock out.
Wil,
If you win this vote, I think you should try for President next.
…and dake: good for you, but you don’t have to flaunt it 😉
Dude.
Wil, you’re the next… I dunno.
I’ve got it.
“Wesley Crusher: Borg Queen Pop Icon”
No.
“Wesley Crusher: Borg Queen”, as played by “Wil Wheaton: Pop Idol”
Yessssss.
so…
wil…
you’re a sexy woman now?…
good to know.
i mean…
i’ve always found you a little sexy…
but that just puts things in a whole new perspective.
oh…
by the way (hah, i spelled it out completely out without any problem), i now own “stand by me” and “toy soldiers”. and this is the first time i actually saw “toy soldiers”, very quoteable by the way; just one question: Why the HELL didn’t anybody warn me what happens to wil in it?
okay, i’m done.
peace, love, and bubble-gum,
Ronda LOU
Go Wil! ;op
And about the last post…it isn’t a downer at all. Sometimes I stop and wonder what’s happened to the world lately. Like you said, everybody wants a happy life…that’s really all there is to it.
-james-
Heh Heh, very cool Wil.
Hope you get a mention in the mag next month, and if you do, you MUST put the details of it up for those of us not in the USA to find out about it …OK!
Congrats, Wil…I, too, put a vote in for you, just like hundreds – nay, thousands – of other fellow *posse* members did.
Glad to hear it’s cheered you up a bit after yesterday’s posting…no comment from me on that…there were enough good comments said from others…
Everyone have a great weekend!
Take care,
While the thought of you winning the contest does tweak my sense of humour, I must, however, decline to vote for you in the contest because even the remote possibility of Wil Wheaton festooned in pasties and a jock strap (I’m assuming that you have at least an iota of modesty) gracing the cover of any magazine offends even my dark and twisted sensibilities!
John McGregor
I don’t know what my p00p tastes like….I couldn’t get past the smell!
Must have been from eating all those greasy cheesburgers, yum! t’s sort of a vegan diet, since cows are vegans, right, John?
ah well… the one the only Wil, shall become sexiest girl of the year… if this actually happens, I’m looking for J.Lo to become humanitarian of the year…
Ok, I voted for Wil Wheaton.
But I also voted for ROXANN DAWSON!
Its the least we could do for one great looking lady!
Watch out, Keith…if you vote for her, she may think you’re coming on to her.
HA!
😉
Well WIL – I must admit that you’ve filled out quite a bit since the days you were in “BOPP” & “BIG BOPPER” Magazines. Ahh…those were the days. I was in middle school – “The Coreys” were all the rage and my friends and I papered the walls of my room with pictures from those mags. YECH! It makes me cringe to think that I was that way. Take me out and SHOOT me!
Like some redneck in Montana could ever compete with you, Mr. Wheaton (SIR!)
JSc
of course, whatelse would cheer a guy up. depressed? -talk about attractive women. im day dreaming about you in plaid pjs, eatin’ fritos and watching the ms. usa 2002 pageant.