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Apparently, my poop tastes like candy.
Lots of people emailed me this link, because they authors used my picture in their advert, and I gotta admit, it’s pretty damn funny.
And I love that the ad goes: Britney, Gillian Anderson, and me.
That’s right, baby! Somewhere, somehow, someone thinks that I rate with the two hotties.
Speaking of Hotties, FARK has this post about voting for the 100 Sexiest Women of the Year at FHM magazine. I don’t know how it happened, but take a look at the bottom right corner of their graphic.
WORD.
And thank you to everyone who commented on the last post. I read the whole thing when I got up this morning, and the perspective I’ve gained through your thoughtful remarks is very comforting.

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115 thoughts on “File under: Candy, tastes like.”

  1. noworriesmon says:
    1 March, 2002 at 12:51 pm

    heather –
    but he is our uncle willy. is it just me or do some people who come here have little or no sense of humor????

  2. David Adt says:
    1 March, 2002 at 12:57 pm

    The banner on the FHM site is a classic, especially the one before they changed to an older picture of Wil.
    Wil is back…..in pog form.
    David

  3. Gaea says:
    1 March, 2002 at 1:03 pm

    Heather: If you read back to Wil’s older postings you will see that he sometimes calls himself “Uncle Willie”. We are just his posse and call him whatever he wants. *grin*

  4. Ian says:
    1 March, 2002 at 1:06 pm

    A few minutes ago, we had Wil with… Janet Reno? And now R2-D2?
    It’s nice to know that some things remain constant. Like Willy-boy. Oh yeah.
    Can you feel the love?

  5. Astra says:
    1 March, 2002 at 1:07 pm

    I voted for you. I’d love to see one of those freaking cheesecake magazines put you on the cover… yikes… that did NOT come out right.

  6. karenX says:
    1 March, 2002 at 1:14 pm

    I voted for you TWICE.
    yes. that means I CHEATED for you.
    that means I SMASHED MY MORALS for YOU.
    Id say thats at least good for a free Wil Wheaton Action Figure.

  7. dake says:
    1 March, 2002 at 1:34 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA!
    now it’s uncle Willie, R2-D2, Christopher Walken, Jenna Bush, and one hottie!
    “Je bande donc je suis.”

  8. heather says:
    1 March, 2002 at 1:39 pm

    internet people scare me

  9. Roughy says:
    1 March, 2002 at 1:57 pm

    My poop tastes like cheese.
    Tomorrow, it tastes like Irish Cheese.
    Wonder if Bailey’s makes that?
    Mmmmmmmm…Bailey’s.
    Irish Cheese Poop.
    Somehow, doesn’t sound so good.
    If it’s yellow-colored Irish Cream Poop Cheese…
    Man, maybe I should just have a baby or something if I’m coming up with all these odd colored poopie things.
    Anyone ever see http://www.ratemypoo.com ? Maybe that pertains here a bit more.
    My poop smells like Cheese.
    Hope y’all have fun while I’m in Ireland! May the Spudnuts come back for a visit!
    Wheeeeeeee!

  10. john the transplanted nebraskan says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:04 pm

    This is hilarious! I really hope you place in the top five so we can read the blurb when the issue comes out. Perhaps they’ll call you next time the “space babes” issue comes out as well!
    I have to agree with several others on this board: Gillian Anderson is a hottie!
    Good Luck! I’m off to vote now! Keep eating right so your poop tastes like candy! LOL!

  11. wil says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:10 pm

    Oh man. They’ve been updating the image at FHM all day long, and the thread at FARK about it is just HUGE.
    This is so insanely funny.
    What a nice balance to yesterday.

  12. noworriesmon says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:12 pm

    BYE ROUGHY! Have fun – have a safe trip!

  13. dake says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:16 pm

    they added ponch and hasselhof… hahahahaha oh man is that funny…
    “Je bande donc je suis.”

  14. jbay says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:17 pm

    que es mas macho, Erik Estrada, o Wil Wheaton?

  15. zorya says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:21 pm

    Hahaha, you’re in the company of Mr. T now 🙂

  16. Jon (not JSc, honest) says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:30 pm

    Is that Fred Rodgers?

  17. Keith in Montana says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:34 pm

    Actually they wanted Will Shatner instead of Wil Wheaton but he kept messing up the line.
    “My poop taste like STARBUCKS”
    What a lucky break Wil!

  18. Jon (not JSc, honest) says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:39 pm

    Uncle Willy is back in the picture… minus his shirt. These people are starting to disturb me now…
    I’m gonna’ go reload the page now.

  19. T says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:44 pm

    That’s funny, they’ve been changing the picture all day, so that by the time I actually got over there to see it, it was David hasselhoof, Mr. T and Mr. Rogers. No Wil anywhere. But the farkers made noise and five minutes later a topless Wil Wheaton was pictured among those famous misters. Anyway, someone over there at FHM is having a hell of a good time today.

  20. r0b says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:45 pm

    If you haven’t, I suggest you take a gander at fark.com – there’s a link to the FHM top 100 sexiest women…. Wil is a contender…. *laf*
    a TOPLESS Wil at that… yeehaw!
    FHM r0x0rs. fark.com r0x0rs. Wil r0x0rs. this has definitely made for a great start of a Friday night!!! *laffs*

  21. r0b says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:46 pm

    *realizes what he just did and kicks himself in the head for having tee many martooni’s with dinner*

  22. Shannon says:
    1 March, 2002 at 2:58 pm

    That was quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in, oh………. ever. Man. Oh. Man.

  23. Ian says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:03 pm

    I managed to keep an archive of all the changes the FHM page went through. (: Check it out here:
    http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=24688287

  24. Tracy says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:04 pm

    Congratulations, Wil! We Farkers helped make history and had a blast doing it! What a great Friday, and boy, did you deserve it. Hope your Anne feels very lucky today 😉 Fark On, sugar!

  25. admiraljustin says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:09 pm

    man, this is just plain cool, wil and fark, hijacking the web… must vote will… must vote will… will look behind you… somethin special awaits…

  26. admiraljustin says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:10 pm

    sorry for mispelling your name… i type too fast sometimes…

  27. Wee Willy Wonka says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:28 pm

    Wow Wil! How did they manage to get a hold of your poo to see what it tastes like?
    I’ve been told my poo tastes like candy too.

  28. Jeremiah says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:34 pm

    You’ve been linked.
    $;@)
    J

  29. iren says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:38 pm

    dake –
    “Je bande donc je suis.”
    t’es un rigolo, toi

  30. DrArkaneX says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:55 pm

    THE POWAR OF THE INTARWEB COMPELS J00
    Wil.. you are DA man..
    When you make it to the top, Smack Britney around for me please.. 🙂

  31. Antika says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:56 pm

    Wil, I’m tryin not to laugh cause my office is very quiet and that would probably give away the fact that I’m not working. Do ya think!? Or maybe they’ll assume that file labels are hillarious? Thanks FARK members for making that archive since I missed most of the changes.

  32. Chelsey says:
    1 March, 2002 at 3:58 pm

    Dude that poop thing was funny, man.

  33. dake says:
    1 March, 2002 at 4:12 pm

    iren- merci.
    I was wondering if anyone would get it.

  34. Sylvain says:
    1 March, 2002 at 4:30 pm

    I visit your site regualrly Wil,Big Fan.
    But your comment boards give me a toothache.

  35. Gonadotron says:
    1 March, 2002 at 4:34 pm

    Wil, I submitted that link to fark last night while looking for some spank material.
    That was my first link to get accepted!
    Thanks for the inspiration!
    G-tron

  36. jen says:
    1 March, 2002 at 4:52 pm

    this is too damn much fun… i really want to see wil on the cover of FHM. Rock out with your cock out.

  37. MrSpock says:
    1 March, 2002 at 5:04 pm

    Wil,
    If you win this vote, I think you should try for President next.
    …and dake: good for you, but you don’t have to flaunt it 😉

  38. KJB says:
    1 March, 2002 at 5:28 pm

    Dude.
    Wil, you’re the next… I dunno.
    I’ve got it.
    “Wesley Crusher: Borg Queen Pop Icon”
    No.
    “Wesley Crusher: Borg Queen”, as played by “Wil Wheaton: Pop Idol”
    Yessssss.

  39. ayngil says:
    1 March, 2002 at 5:47 pm

    so…
    wil…
    you’re a sexy woman now?…
    good to know.
    i mean…
    i’ve always found you a little sexy…
    but that just puts things in a whole new perspective.
    oh…
    by the way (hah, i spelled it out completely out without any problem), i now own “stand by me” and “toy soldiers”. and this is the first time i actually saw “toy soldiers”, very quoteable by the way; just one question: Why the HELL didn’t anybody warn me what happens to wil in it?
    okay, i’m done.
    peace, love, and bubble-gum,
    Ronda LOU

  40. James says:
    1 March, 2002 at 5:53 pm

    Go Wil! ;op
    And about the last post…it isn’t a downer at all. Sometimes I stop and wonder what’s happened to the world lately. Like you said, everybody wants a happy life…that’s really all there is to it.
    -james-

  41. ghost_who_walks says:
    1 March, 2002 at 6:46 pm

    Heh Heh, very cool Wil.
    Hope you get a mention in the mag next month, and if you do, you MUST put the details of it up for those of us not in the USA to find out about it …OK!

  42. Mark says:
    1 March, 2002 at 7:23 pm

    Congrats, Wil…I, too, put a vote in for you, just like hundreds – nay, thousands – of other fellow *posse* members did.
    Glad to hear it’s cheered you up a bit after yesterday’s posting…no comment from me on that…there were enough good comments said from others…
    Everyone have a great weekend!
    Take care,

  43. John McGregor says:
    1 March, 2002 at 7:29 pm

    While the thought of you winning the contest does tweak my sense of humour, I must, however, decline to vote for you in the contest because even the remote possibility of Wil Wheaton festooned in pasties and a jock strap (I’m assuming that you have at least an iota of modesty) gracing the cover of any magazine offends even my dark and twisted sensibilities!
    John McGregor

  44. atari 2600 says:
    1 March, 2002 at 7:30 pm

    I don’t know what my p00p tastes like….I couldn’t get past the smell!
    Must have been from eating all those greasy cheesburgers, yum! t’s sort of a vegan diet, since cows are vegans, right, John?

  45. admiraljustin says:
    1 March, 2002 at 7:57 pm

    ah well… the one the only Wil, shall become sexiest girl of the year… if this actually happens, I’m looking for J.Lo to become humanitarian of the year…

  46. Keith in Montana says:
    1 March, 2002 at 8:30 pm

    Ok, I voted for Wil Wheaton.
    But I also voted for ROXANN DAWSON!
    Its the least we could do for one great looking lady!

  47. wil says:
    1 March, 2002 at 9:18 pm

    Watch out, Keith…if you vote for her, she may think you’re coming on to her.
    HA!
    😉

  48. Sara says:
    1 March, 2002 at 10:10 pm

    Well WIL – I must admit that you’ve filled out quite a bit since the days you were in “BOPP” & “BIG BOPPER” Magazines. Ahh…those were the days. I was in middle school – “The Coreys” were all the rage and my friends and I papered the walls of my room with pictures from those mags. YECH! It makes me cringe to think that I was that way. Take me out and SHOOT me!

  49. JSc says:
    1 March, 2002 at 10:17 pm

    Like some redneck in Montana could ever compete with you, Mr. Wheaton (SIR!)
    JSc

  50. wargoddess says:
    1 March, 2002 at 10:33 pm

    of course, whatelse would cheer a guy up. depressed? -talk about attractive women. im day dreaming about you in plaid pjs, eatin’ fritos and watching the ms. usa 2002 pageant.

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