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Seven things I am happy about today:

  1. When I woke up this morning, my wife was spooning me.
  2. I refilled my birdfeeder, which hangs just outside my window, and my backyard is filled with birds.
  3. One of the birds, a cute little finch, has been hopping from the birdfeeder to the window ledge, and looking in at me all day long.
  4. My cat, Biko, keeps hopping up on the couch, and staring at the bird, who doesn’t fly away!
  5. I installed a new microphone, and recorded some cool dialogue for the newest installment of Farkman!
  6. I’m this close to finishing up the last installment of SpongeBob Vega$ Pants.
  7. When I came home from work late Thursday night, Nolan was obviously happy to see me, and he kept climbing up onto my back, following me around the house, talking to me about all the things he did during the day, and telling me that he loves me.

And, a Thought for Today:

“Peace starts within each one of us. When we have inner peace, we can be at peace with those around us.”

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  1. James says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:28 pm

    It’s great to know that you’re feeling better, Wil! Hope things keep going well for you. :o)
    -james-

  2. SundayGirl says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:29 pm

    I.. uhm.. just wanted to be first!

  3. SundayGirl says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:30 pm

    Dangit.

  4. Beastly_spike says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:34 pm

    My seven
    1. WWDN
    2. Monsters Inc
    3. Savage Garden
    4. Anti Depression Pills
    5. Chocolate
    6. My Computer
    7. Science Fiction
    Spike
    8.37pm GMT
    2nd March

  5. Courtney says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:35 pm

    Courtney’s Seven for today:
    1. My cold seems to be subsiding, yay!
    2. It’s Saturday 😉
    3. Our landlord is installing new screens on our lanai today, therefore putting most mosquito entry to a halt
    4. My new webhost as of this week! I’m saving almost $20 a month now!
    5. Getting my hair cut today. It was getting scraggly, and I’m trying highlights for the first time, just for the heck of it!
    6. The way my fiance gives me a hug, the very first thing he does when he sees me in the morning, every day.
    7. The world isn’t as bad as we might have thought the other day. There truly is beauty to be found amongst tragedy.
    /cp

  6. pavegirl says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:35 pm

    yeah so if there are so many dern birds hanging around your feeder…. where are they in the pic?

  7. nick twisp says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:37 pm

    i’m thankful for tenacious d’s ozzy commercials. f.in hilarious.

  8. brice says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:40 pm

    Glad your having a great day!

  9. Jason says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:48 pm

    YAY! WIL’S HAPPY! GIVE IT UP FOR WIL!!!!!
    Wil, when is your next movie coming out????
    EVERYONE!!! STAND BY ME, IS ON THIS MONDAY!! (ENCORE MOVIE CHANNEL) HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE! 🙂
    —-WOW! i need to settle down on the sugar (lol)

  10. bluecat-redblanket says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:49 pm

    1.WWDN
    2.The weekend and it’s raining so I did not have
    to set up at the flea market today.
    3.Birds..espec.ravens,owls and hawks.
    4.Hydranga’s.
    5.Cats..espec.black ones.
    6.Beer
    7.Spuddy..even if he’s MIA.

  11. fenaray says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:57 pm

    Seven Things I am thankful for Today:
    1. Getting my little cat, scooter, fixed, now I don’t have to listen to her howl all night long anymore.
    2. My husband is skilled enough to install my new windows (woo hoo!!)
    3. My 17 year old daughter can’t drive without an adult in the car.
    4. My boss will be leaving for 2 weeks on Tuesday.
    5. My new chair (bought for sitting in front of this computer).
    6. Canadian birthday parties, big one going on tonight over at Big Joey’s house.
    7. That my hubby looks so cute in his plaid flannel shirt, jeans & tool belt (yee haw!!).

  12. noworriesmon says:
    2 March, 2002 at 12:59 pm

    sigh. here’s my 7.
    1. WWDN
    2. I got digital cable again. i missed the info at the bottom of the screen.
    3. that it’s a beautiful day in San Diego
    4. i’ve got all my cleaning done so I can play the rest of the weekend.
    5. my website is 85% finished – will be ready to go this weekend
    6. my car has been behaving itself lately
    7. that I found $100 error in my checkbook IN MY FAVOR on thursday!
    Now, if I just knew when my boyfriend was coming back from war, I’d be perfect.
    Vickie

  13. Gesikah says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:03 pm

    1. That my husband is coming back from his geek conference in Dallas in a few hours.
    2. That is am managing to get my house semi-clean.
    3. That I don’t have a baking order to do.
    4. That I have $40 in my purse and actually still have money in the bank.
    5. That someone is enjoying having kids 😉
    6. That the boogieman didn’t get me last night since I was home alone.
    7. That no mice got into my food last night.

  14. Andie G. says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:10 pm

    Yay Wil glad your woke up in a great mood-
    My seven for the Day–
    -7- That my animal’s are already fixed
    -6- When I woke up that my hubby and I were,the human pretzle.
    -5- That even though it snowed, it didn’t stick around,and most has melted by now
    -4-Today is my Hubby’s Day off for once on a weekend- in a long while-
    -3- WWDN
    -2- This week is my Birthday!!!!! Thurs.
    -1- That were all in good health. 🙂

  15. Frank says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:12 pm

    Seeing as how everyone else has posted thier 7, I guess I will do the same.
    1.) The snow this morning covered the world in a nice white sheen. Seemed so peaceful and clean.
    2.) I didnt get up until noon today, which is always a bonus when you are at college.
    3.) I picked up a Cadbury creme egg (it doesnt take much to make me happy).
    4.) I just watched Rat Race…which is pretty funny, even if the ending is lame.
    5.) That I have a T1 connection to the internet via my schools LAN.
    6.) That I have today to catch up on what I should have done all week (homework, sleep, ect.)
    7.) That WWDN is there, and that I can feel as though some celebrity out there actually cares about what I think.
    Im easy to please…that doesnt mean I have delusions about how important I am 😉

  16. Cherish says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:19 pm

    🙂
    1.Like everyone else, WWDN and everyone else on it. Yes, even Jun. 😉
    2.It snowed overnight, 6 inches and still snowing
    3.Topping off the Birdfeeder this morning also and pouring Squirrel food into a large Terra Cotta plate because it snowed and there is no other available food for the Birds and squirrels.
    4.Seeing a flock of Dark Eyed Juncos, Chirping Sparrows, Black-Capped Chicadees, 2 Red Breasted Nuthatches, a few pairs of Tufted Titmouses, a Female Cardinal, a load of starlings and a couple Red-Eyed Vireos taking FULL advantage….going to have to refill the feeder again tomorrow. They ate an equivelent of a super sized drink from McDonalds in 6 hours, that’s a 4th of the feeder’s capacity.
    5.Taking Aelgifa out for a walk on her new harness and leash. She’s been teasing to go outside for a week.
    6.Watching her get a HUGE kick out of the snow, it was her first time she’s ever been in it.
    7.Being at home for the 4th day in a row. Ah! Vacation is nice.

  17. Cherish says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:25 pm

    That was Chipping Sparrows…LOL heh we call them Chirping sparrows because we like their chirp…heh heh

  18. adeversole says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:29 pm

    My 7 for today…
    1.) My new roommate finally has his own key so I don’t have to wait for him to come back.
    2.) A roommate so I don’t feel so lonely any more. I just wish looks like Wil. Then again, it’s a good thing he doesn’t.
    3.) The family is still healthy. There were a few close calls recently.
    4.) My parents 40th wedding anniversary. I got to go visit them this week.
    5.) I can still “surf the internet” and come here. Soon I’ll show roomie how to do so.
    6.) I still got my purpose in life.
    7.) Everybody that inspires me.

  19. Aran says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:37 pm

    Hmm… 7 things I’m happy about today.
    1. I was pretty happy I woke up, I am totally hypochondriacal and always think I will be dead by morning.
    2. I’m happy it’s not raining
    3. I’m happy that I just put a new roof atop my house.
    4. I’m really happy my little brother who lives with me is spending the night at his dads.
    5. I’m happy I bought Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back last nite… that movie owns and now I have a new nickname for the GF “boo boo kitty fuck”
    6. I would be really happy if my tax refund would arrive grrr!!
    7. Finally I’m happy someone made me think of what 7 things I’m happy about today cuz I’ve been in a funk.

  20. bluecat-redblanket says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:38 pm

    Please put out a all points bulletin for Spudnuts
    I am so very much in withdrawal..and its agony!!
    I honestly cannot help it..I just miss the
    acid wit…HELP! Please?

  21. gringa latina says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:42 pm

    Today this has to count for “Things I am Thankful/Happy for, 1-7 Combined,” because…
    I GOT INTO MY FIRST CHOICE PH.D. PROGRAM WITH FUNDING TODAY!!!
    I am excited and stunned at the same time, I almost don’t know what to do –this is just a lifetime dream come true for me. Just thought I’d share the good news with all you WWDN folks out there!

  22. Jun says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:43 pm

    So who’s voice are you doing on Farkman? Don’t tell me it’s gratuity girl!!! I just got a stiff one from watching her and I think I’m gonna feel real dirty if I discovered that it was Wil’s voice.

  23. bluecat-redblanket says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:44 pm

    p.s. wil, for whats it worth..the comment counting
    thing for this thread is NOT updating..just a
    little obssesive compulsive attention to detail
    disorder I have.

  24. John McGregor says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:47 pm

    To gringa latina : that’s tremendous — what are you doing your doctorate on?
    John McGregor

  25. ymous_annon says:
    2 March, 2002 at 1:49 pm

    SpongeBob, yeeeeeeessssssssssss. You have great step kids.

  26. Thespar says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:00 pm

    I guess I should join the sheep…
    My 7 things are:
    1. I am in Good health.
    2. My boss, the bad one, is leaving for two weeks!!!!!!
    3. I just beat Star Trek: Armada. Damn Borg.
    4. wink wink, nudge nudge!
    5. WWDN (baa) :o)
    6. I’m no longer alone bacause…
    7. I just found out that I have four half brothers that I did not know about.
    Peace,
    Thespar

  27. jerhanner says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:13 pm

    I’m not grateful that when I look out my window i see SNOW. what’s with the green leaves? tell me that’s an old picture! freaking california & its endless summer. sigh.

  28. Jeff Harrop says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:25 pm

    —
    When I came home from work late Thursday night, Nolan was obviously happy to see me, and he kept climbing up onto my back, following me around the house, talking to me about all the things he did during the day, and telling me that he loves me.
    —
    And if I wasn’t such a BADASS I might have gotten misty just reading that.

  29. JSc says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:34 pm

    Is it still considered stalking if the one doing it is your stepson?

  30. DaleJrBlueEyes says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:41 pm

    Am I just too girly. I’m crying over the thing about Nolan. Gees. lol!
    1. That my website’s both average 40 hits per day and over 1000 a month. 🙂
    2. That my mom found a place who will take in her sick cat without putting him down.
    3. That my cat although a badass is healthy and will scare the living hell out of those dogs he is moving in with.
    4. That I finished my report four weeks early.
    5. That I am doing better than last semester. (Wil I did fail math cause I skipped to talk to you. BAD WIL BAD! jk lol)
    6. Spring break in one week!!
    7. That Nascar is on tomorrow. GO DALE JR!!

  31. gringa latina says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:44 pm

    Thanks John! My field is political science (comparative politics) at UC-Berkeley! Yay! 🙂

  32. zzkj7w says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:47 pm

    OMG ! Something Awful did a lampoon of WWDN using another Wesley …
    Too funny … You gotta love their attention to detail.
    http://www.somethingawful.com/

  33. DaleJrBlueEyes says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:48 pm

    ZZ I think Wil was way ahead of you. LOL!! He posted that already.

  34. fiftyfly says:
    2 March, 2002 at 2:56 pm

    “GOT INTO MY FIRST CHOICE PH.D. PROGRAM WITH FUNDING TODAY!!!”
    –gringa latina
    OMG – you rock! Hey, huge congrats to you – just hearing that made my day 😉

  35. Beastly_spike says:
    2 March, 2002 at 3:09 pm

    Hey wil
    Did you sort out that rat problem?
    Spike
    11.11pm GMT
    2nd March

  36. turtles11 says:
    2 March, 2002 at 3:27 pm

    My 7 for today:
    1) Computer shows and the great deal I just scored on a new AMD system
    2) My buddy Huy, who called me last night to say ‘hi’.
    3) Huy’s dad who’s sending me illegal cigars
    4) Crossgen Comics (what Huy and I spent a lot of time talking about)
    5) I’m going out to Cali, Cali, Cali in less that one week and the job is poppin’ for it and I get to hang out with….yup…my bud Huy
    6) My job (see #5 above)
    7) My big huge upgrade on the Essbase systems I work on went smashing (that’s a very good thing) this last week.

  37. KJB says:
    2 March, 2002 at 3:27 pm

    Goooooooo Gringa Latina!
    – The phone man, who fixed our main line.
    – The CC County Sewer guy who came and fixed our blocked pipe.
    – My professor, Cindy, who knows how to throw a good party (even though she let someone make punch with peppermint schnapps and two kinds of rum. And grenadine. and vodka.)
    – Beer-swilling archaeologists (“We went through 9 kegs”)
    – Potato salad
    – A reliable dialup
    – The Cartoon History of the Universe, Vols 8-13
    Nolan RULES. You can tell him I said that.

  38. Nacey says:
    2 March, 2002 at 3:40 pm

    You don’t wanna see my seven. It’s rude. I’m in a naughty rude mood this morning. Ohhh okay.
    1. Cute asses
    2. My cat Xena being the rolly floppy soft-bot she is.
    3. Learning the phrase ‘pork sword’. (For definition, see ‘schlong’).
    4. Talking to my friend Azina about our Lord of the Rings obsession.
    5. Billy Boyd in a kilt.
    6. My hormones.
    7. my internet connection.
    See? So lame. Oh! Beastly-Spike? Word on those anti-depression pills. It’s a real shit off when they stop you… er… yes. If you’re on them you know what I mean. It totally sucks. I’m going to stop whoring myself in Wil’s previously mostly clean comments thingo now.
    Nacey.

  39. Terra says:
    2 March, 2002 at 3:40 pm

    awww

  40. KJB says:
    2 March, 2002 at 3:42 pm

    It’s /all/ about the computer shows. S’where I got the pieces for mine.
    It’s also all about California.
    It is not, however, all about the Benjamins.
    Oh, for the AMD – get a temperature-monitoring program for it. AMDs are more prone to overheating, and they’ll melt faster than Mr. Ashcroft can break into song.

  41. Noir says:
    2 March, 2002 at 3:44 pm

    re the following entry (that my husband looks)
    “so cute in his plaid flannel shirt, jeans & tool belt (yee haw!!).
    Posted by: fenaray on March 2, 2002 12:57 PM”
    Your husband wasn’t the cute actor in ‘Home Improvements’ who didn’t get the appreciation he deserved because of Tim “the Toolman” Taylor was he?!?

  42. Frank says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:11 pm

    Fenaray…Your husband is AL?! Sweet!
    J/K

  43. Guy says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:15 pm

    whats spooning?

  44. Noir says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:33 pm

    Check your cutlery drawer,
    either you keep your spoons neat and tidy with all the spoons facing the same way with the bowls cupped together or they are all higgledy piggledy with the bowls all over the place (which can be fun)either way you get the idea!

  45. Noir says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:34 pm

    Check your cutlery drawer,
    either you keep your spoons neat and tidy with all the spoons facing the same way with the bowls cupped together or they are all higgledy piggledy with the bowls all over the place (which can be fun)either way you get the idea!

  46. DaleJrBlueEyes says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:37 pm

    huh? I still don’t get it. LOL!!

  47. Fred Fowler says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:41 pm

    Seven things my cat is happy about.
    1) All of the neighborhood’s bird feeder all you can catch buffets.
    2) Squirrels
    3) Mice. Preferably alive so he can try to sneak them into the house to play with.
    4) Moles
    5) Catnip toys
    6) Canned tuna
    7) Evaporated milk
    Get some hummingbird feeders. They are fun to watch.

  48. Noir says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:42 pm

    “George Bernard Shaw’s observation that the US and the UK are “two nations divided by a common language” is perhaps more accurate than many Britons might suspect.”
    I dont know but I think for cutlery you should read flatware?
    and Dale you might not be getting “it” but thats your problem

  49. KJB says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:42 pm

    Diagrams would be so helpful right about now. Describing spooning could be hard.
    Of course, forking’s easy to describe.

  50. Noir says:
    2 March, 2002 at 4:46 pm

    Friends of Carlotta
    Its when a Man and a Woman…………

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