This is one of those updates where I say, “I don’t have time to update!”
I’ve got ten billion things to do this week, so I don’t think I’ll have time to say much of anything here.
However, if you live in Sacramento, you may want to come out to Boomer and The Dave Day tomorrow. I’m coming up from Los Angeles to hang with them, and play dodgeball against Tiffany.
Yes, that Tiffany.
It should be hellafun.
Ah, incidentally, I have heard this Ashley Judd rumor, and it’s news to me.
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I get to be the first to comment on this thread? Yay!
Hope everything is fun for you Wil.
Charity
Dodgeball with Tiffany? What an amazing life you lead, Wil.
What Ashley Judd rumor?
wil,
hey is it the rumor that ashley judd is going to be your brushing bride on Star Trek, I hope not you are tooooooooo damn cute for your character to settle down.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo
Why don’t you hire William Shats to update for you?
Dodgeball with Tiffany? Just don’t mention *those* pictures. Unless she mentions them first, of course.
Hi Wil,
How cool is that dodgeball game gonna be with 2 of the sexiest teens of the 80’s and early 90’s playing. I hope you guys can keep all the admirers hands of you 😉
Hope you win LOL
Sorry my mind had a relapse.
THE 2 sexiest teens of the 80’s and early 90’s
😀
Ha Ha
I live in Sacramento. I get to see Wil.
Dodgeball with Tiffany? LOL! Do me a favor and pelt her one for me for that gawd-awful “I Think We’re Alone Now” song! Just kidding, just kidding. I saw her on a show on VH1 and she was actually pretty funny. Hope you two have a blast!
>^..^
Hella kool, Wil. You can trick Tiffany by singing “Coulda Been” do her or something, because you know, it coulda been so beautiful, coulda been so right.
Wow, nostalgia. 😉
I’m glad you commented on the Ashley Judd thing – saved me from sending you an email about it. When the first impulse is to send a “Did you hear about…”, I’ve finally learned to think twice.
Does Ashley Judd have a website? 😉
That sounds like hella fun… wish I lived close enough to go! Good luck and have lots of fun!
Dodgeball… *sigh* …too bad it’s been outlawed at most schools and summercamps. (;
Didn’t Judd herself claim the Trek marriage is true on Letterman? Is she lying or are you having memory problems?
So the Ashley Judd rumor isn’t true. Aw well. Hope you have fun in Sacramento.
What I don’t get, is why Ms. Judd would make something like that up?
Maybe they’re gonna add her in a la Star Wars with a little digital manipulation?
Good luck at dodgeball Will. Smoke Tiffany one for us all dude!
He did not say it wasn’t true…he just said
“its news to me.” That’s not really a denial
now is it? We can dream!!
Dodgeball with Tiffany sounds like cruel and
unusual punishment Wil. ..What did you do?
So Wil, are you going to sing? Or comedy routine?
Should be interesting. Sacramento. Why can’t they have something closer to where I live? Have fun.
Well I live in Sacramento too… but some of us have to *WORK* tomorrow. Heh. And some of us aren’t fond of Boomer and The Dave either… I’m a Shawn and Jeff listner ’till they go off the air 😉
Sorry I’m gonna miss you Wil, maybe next time 🙂 C’mon by Sac State and say hi if you want 😉 (I work at Sac State and I’m also going to be attending some great lectures on Terror and Tolerance tomorrow at the Union.. should be interesting)
Kendoka they’ve banned dodgeball in school??? I think it’s time for a pro league.
K
What Ashley Judd rumor? What did I miss out on? Have fun in Sac, I lived there for 8 years, got out as soon as I could. 🙂
Dodgeball with Tiffany
That sounds like either a bizarre indie film or a pron film title.
Ashley Judd: Apparently on Letterman the other day she said something about reprising her Star Trek role as Wesley’s girlfriend in the new movie.
Oh and damn you Wil Wheaton, I’ve started using the word ‘hella’ in daily conversation. Maybe it should be part of our WWDN secret signals. Three ‘hellas’ and a weird hand movement, or is that what makes Wil appear in your mirror?
*sheepish grin* Sorry apparently I am in an odd mood today.
where is this thing that wil we be at in Sacramento? address would be nice, i have never heard of it!
thanks
What’s next? Croquet with Michael Jackson?
Rugby with David Hasselhoff?
I disagree with Scaryduck-whatever it takes to get Tiffany off her dodgeball game is fair game…*especially* those pictures!
Then again, those pictures could get Wil off his game…:/
Cartman, why do you always have to say hella in everything?
Don’t forget that besides the Dodgeball, Wil and Tiffany will be performing, yes PERFORMING at a charity concert at the Scratch 8 Billiards club in Old Sac. You can read more about that with details/directions at http://www.retrocrush.com/kwod
-Robert
*those* pictuers? What pictuers??? Damn, I’m always late!
Dodgeball?
Ha.
All the cool kids know that kickball is where it’s at.
Cool, it sounds like fun. Too bad its Boomer and the Dave. BTW, the morning guys you listened to years ago are Shawn and Jeff, but they jumped to a different station now.
All proceeds will go to chicks in crisis…Wil Wheaton performing with Tiffany?
What rumor? I haven’t heard a rumor. Have fun with dodgeball, and kick Tiffany’s butt.
Right on! Time to kick some ass Wil, make us proud child, make us proud!
When are you coming to Canada?? Toronto is a great place to do comedy. Wink Wink Nuge nuge
Dodgeball, eh? I hear that Tiffany has quite an arm. Just a tip, Wil: cover your face. With your crotch. Then everything will be safe.
–NT
i’m thinking hella’s a california word… as it doesn’t seem to be in circulation here in denver.
and speaking of yom kippur… i downloaded a tiffany song when napster (rip) was still around and i was really impressed! i wasn’t into the whole mall teen queen thing way back when, but this “i’m not sleeping” song i’ve got is quite catchy.
Didn’t you (WW) and everybody else on the ‘net get the memo about using the term “hella”? I guess not.
Here’s the gist: It’s hella un-cool (like Disco). Stop using it.
“Hella” is a South Park word– first place I ever heard it was out of Cartman’s mouth, as in “Hella cool!” It might have been used regionally in CA, but the Comedy Channel is where I remember it being popularized. ‘Course, that was in 1997, back before some of you were born…
You mean to say you aren’t gonna get any lovin’ on Nemesis even though it’s just a cameo? 🙂 j/k
What Wil *hasn’t* said is that the whole Dodgeball With Tiffany thing is for a charity helping single mums get back on their feet. Good work that man. Selects the FARK “Hero” tag.
I’d have to say Tiffany’s best song is “New Years Day” with Front Line Assembly. That’s right. Front Line Assembly and Tiffany.
Of course, it’s a cover of a U2 song, and I am a mad fan of U2, so I might be a little biased.
Wow… dodgeball. I haven’t played that in ages. I know what I’m going to be doing this weekend now. 🙂
Dodgeball…with Tiffany?
Remember, pinnies rule all.
So wait, just so I understand since I came in so late…
Will and Tiffany are getting married in Sacramento tomorrow, but the jealous Ashley Judd started a rumor last week on Letterman that she was going to challenge Boomer and the Dave to a dodgeball to the death match.
That’s news to me.
Wellllllll..Uncle Wil is so modest!!
OK..I take it back its NOT cruel and unusual
punishment..its A FINE AND GALLANT EFFORT>
You DO “make us proud”.
Oh dear. If I show up for the second of your Sacramento visits with KWOD as well as having gotten your picture at the first, does that make me a stalker? Hmm.
Oh, too sweet. That’s only 40 minutes from me. Hopefully I can get up there and cheer ya on, Wil!
Two fucking deejays in SACRAMENTO stole my idea for a kickball league (changed it to dodgeball, but who the fuck are they kidding)?!
Godammit!
Say hello to Vlade’s murkin, Wil.
You DID tell them you’re a Lakers fan, right?
Tiffany… Mmmmm…
Gotta keep both hands on the keyboard…
Vlade’s merkin…
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