I’m so excited! This is the first time I’ve been able to post first on the blog comments! I guess the sailers just needed a little Perth TLC after the stress of being at sea.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That’s funny!!!!
Drat. .one-upped by Philip. Guess I’ll just have to crawl back to the soapbox.
What is with the posting first thing?
I love this country (sniff).
I wonder what they told the sailors that got turned away at the door…
“Oh sorry, the girls are too tired right now. Come back later.”
“What do you mean ‘tired’? They lie in bed all day!” *grumble grumble*
😉
Wil – I’m featuring your weblog on “The Screen Savers” tonight.
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lmao. oh wait. I mean, “laughing my ass off.” Thanks, Wil, that was too great! 🙂
I went to Australia when I was in the Navy. It is a sailor’s paradise!!
This is hysterical. Whaddya’ mean it’s closed. It’s a freakin’ Brothel, not 7-11.
Ken
Cost of John C. Stennis – $4 Billion
Cost of Perth Prostitute for 1 hour – $350
Look on the sailors faces when they find the brothel doors closed and locked – Priceless. . .
(5500 sailors, 30 prostitutes in Langtrees Brothel. . . do the math! ROFL)
I wonder if Jun or any of the other BAC soapbox regulars are gonna comment on this?
“Dribble feed the yanks” Do they really want to
go there with that?
Poor girls..no wonder they are worn out,
Do sex workers in Perth get workmans comp.?
Do they get laid off?
Ok I’ll stop.
Or I could go on all night.
But maybe not.
wil ur so happenin in a far out way
*Shakes head*
Only you Wil, only you.
*Smiles.*
Those poor poor over-worked girls…I’m sure that if the madame were to ask nicely the powers that be could schedule all military moves around the business hours of her brothel. We don’t want anyone missing out!
Hey – I live in Perth. I used to LOVE when the US sailors came in, I worked serving drinks in a nightclub and the tips they used to give!! Whoa nelly – I miss those times. The whole city came one big party place at night – it was awesome! The number of teenage girls that go out to grab one! The number of virgins in the city drops dramatically every time they come in!Mind you they do get fairly feisty being all ravenous and erm, drought-ridden and all…I am not suprised Langtrees closed their doors, I don’t think Perth has enough prostitutes to cater for THE FLEET, but it’s funny as hell.
That just made my day. Thanx, dude.
It’s time to unleash the Cartman Vietnamese hookers.
I’m not sure going to brothels is something to cheer. Then again, I’m not sure it’s NOT….
:::wiping up the Kool Aid that shot out my nose:::
Now I know why my dad loved being in the Navy…
Hey, on behalf of all Australians – quit tiring out our prostitutes!
There used to be a saying during WW2 that there were 3 problems with visiting US soldiers – they’re “overpaid, oversexed and over here”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, I hear this on a local radio station a few days ago. Its just too funny. I wasn’t sure if it was real at first.
Sailor’s Grandma: Hey, dear grandson, wasn’t that the ship you were assigned to?
Sailor: Uhhh no, course not.
I don’t know what is sadder: my last name is Kenworthy too, that the US soldiers are all horndogs, or that the prositutes are lazy.
What can I do? Laugh! That was great Wil!
I didna think the story was worth mentioning, much. It was okay, but barely the calibre of usual wwdn stuff. It wasn’t very real besides, even if it was real. Does anyone know what I mean? Popcorn when you can have junior mints. yah?
Before this article, I thought a good sentence for “dribble feed” went something like this…
“Honey, could you dribble feed the rabbit before we meet you mother-in-law tonight?”
Another Perthite here…and boy, am I proud!
I think you guys are going a bit over the top on the Yank thing, though. I mean, any boatload of sailors who haven’t had sex in months is going to cause havoc wherever they take R&R. I don’t think you Yanks are any special kind of sex machines.
But if thinking so makes you feel better… 🙂
*metal fist*
*devil horns*
hey! how come we don’t have brothels that nice? i don’t see why you’re cheering for the USA, wil… i’m cheering for the aussies.
Go for an all-gay military and the problem will just, um, not be a problem!
Wil I live in Bremerton WA and about half the ships that they listed in this article are based out of here. I think it is funny but there are people here that are really upset that the slander that the article says about the men of this community. There are alot of family men on those boats who don’t like being brushed together with the horney drunkin sailors.
Those sailors totally crowd the karaoke club I go to every week or so when they’re in town, and it’s great! They buy me drinks, they dance, they have a really good time. But you see… I’m *smart*. I don’t have sex with them. It’s bad enough PARTYING with them! Jesus Christ, the last time I couldn’t even walk straight from all the booze, and my friend Tom was just as fucked. We staggered to a friend’s car and then my Dad took me home. I collapsed next to my brother’s bed and just laughed my ass off. It was great. I didn’t even feel too bad the next day either. Weee! Vodka rocks!
My cousin’s on the John C Stennis. I think I’ll have to forward this article to him and maybe his parents. I’m sure he fits into the category of ‘horny drunkin sailor.’
I used to live across the road from Mary Anne Kenworthy, really nice lady:) Good to see her business is doing well!:)
CLOSURE OF LANGTREES?? NO NO NO!
The girls being tired wasn’t the reason you wallies! MA Kenworthy the boss, decided that week that she was going to impose a new sceme which meant the girls had to pay up front $1,800 per week for shift fees. Plus she was trying to force the girls to have their pics on the net. They simply bucked up about it and she didn’t have any staff! This is true. They all worked elsewher when the Yanks were here. Kenworthy is ruthless and thought she would beable to get the girls to pay the big shift fees that week and get the ball rolling..but she fucked up!
P.S.
And all you Yanks! We love it when you’re here! And the married girls don’t want to worry, we hear many many times sailors saying ‘Sorry, I am a married guy’ There are some real nice guys out there. See you soon! Come to Club 316 Perth.
i m vijay
i want some one who will be in love with me.for really not for money.
hi
i want dances hot of girls and dances of some sexy
i ,ll thankes yours
bye
That’s pretty damn funny!
I’m so excited! This is the first time I’ve been able to post first on the blog comments! I guess the sailers just needed a little Perth TLC after the stress of being at sea.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That’s funny!!!!
Drat. .one-upped by Philip. Guess I’ll just have to crawl back to the soapbox.
What is with the posting first thing?
I love this country (sniff).
I wonder what they told the sailors that got turned away at the door…
“Oh sorry, the girls are too tired right now. Come back later.”
“What do you mean ‘tired’? They lie in bed all day!” *grumble grumble*
😉
Wil – I’m featuring your weblog on “The Screen Savers” tonight.
WANTED: MALE COMPANION, Female, 18+, available anytime, great pay, long hours. See Brothel for application.
lmao. oh wait. I mean, “laughing my ass off.” Thanks, Wil, that was too great! 🙂
I went to Australia when I was in the Navy. It is a sailor’s paradise!!
This is hysterical. Whaddya’ mean it’s closed. It’s a freakin’ Brothel, not 7-11.
Ken
Cost of John C. Stennis – $4 Billion
Cost of Perth Prostitute for 1 hour – $350
Look on the sailors faces when they find the brothel doors closed and locked – Priceless. . .
(5500 sailors, 30 prostitutes in Langtrees Brothel. . . do the math! ROFL)
I wonder if Jun or any of the other BAC soapbox regulars are gonna comment on this?
“Dribble feed the yanks” Do they really want to
go there with that?
Poor girls..no wonder they are worn out,
Do sex workers in Perth get workmans comp.?
Do they get laid off?
Ok I’ll stop.
Or I could go on all night.
But maybe not.
wil ur so happenin in a far out way
*Shakes head*
Only you Wil, only you.
*Smiles.*
Those poor poor over-worked girls…I’m sure that if the madame were to ask nicely the powers that be could schedule all military moves around the business hours of her brothel. We don’t want anyone missing out!
Hey – I live in Perth. I used to LOVE when the US sailors came in, I worked serving drinks in a nightclub and the tips they used to give!! Whoa nelly – I miss those times. The whole city came one big party place at night – it was awesome! The number of teenage girls that go out to grab one! The number of virgins in the city drops dramatically every time they come in!Mind you they do get fairly feisty being all ravenous and erm, drought-ridden and all…I am not suprised Langtrees closed their doors, I don’t think Perth has enough prostitutes to cater for THE FLEET, but it’s funny as hell.
That just made my day. Thanx, dude.
It’s time to unleash the Cartman Vietnamese hookers.
I’m not sure going to brothels is something to cheer. Then again, I’m not sure it’s NOT….
:::wiping up the Kool Aid that shot out my nose:::
Now I know why my dad loved being in the Navy…
Hey, on behalf of all Australians – quit tiring out our prostitutes!
There used to be a saying during WW2 that there were 3 problems with visiting US soldiers – they’re “overpaid, oversexed and over here”.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, I hear this on a local radio station a few days ago. Its just too funny. I wasn’t sure if it was real at first.
Sailor’s Grandma: Hey, dear grandson, wasn’t that the ship you were assigned to?
Sailor: Uhhh no, course not.
I don’t know what is sadder: my last name is Kenworthy too, that the US soldiers are all horndogs, or that the prositutes are lazy.
What can I do? Laugh! That was great Wil!
I didna think the story was worth mentioning, much. It was okay, but barely the calibre of usual wwdn stuff. It wasn’t very real besides, even if it was real. Does anyone know what I mean? Popcorn when you can have junior mints. yah?
Before this article, I thought a good sentence for “dribble feed” went something like this…
“Honey, could you dribble feed the rabbit before we meet you mother-in-law tonight?”
Another Perthite here…and boy, am I proud!
I think you guys are going a bit over the top on the Yank thing, though. I mean, any boatload of sailors who haven’t had sex in months is going to cause havoc wherever they take R&R. I don’t think you Yanks are any special kind of sex machines.
But if thinking so makes you feel better… 🙂
*metal fist*
*devil horns*
hey! how come we don’t have brothels that nice? i don’t see why you’re cheering for the USA, wil… i’m cheering for the aussies.
Go for an all-gay military and the problem will just, um, not be a problem!
Wil I live in Bremerton WA and about half the ships that they listed in this article are based out of here. I think it is funny but there are people here that are really upset that the slander that the article says about the men of this community. There are alot of family men on those boats who don’t like being brushed together with the horney drunkin sailors.
Those sailors totally crowd the karaoke club I go to every week or so when they’re in town, and it’s great! They buy me drinks, they dance, they have a really good time. But you see… I’m *smart*. I don’t have sex with them. It’s bad enough PARTYING with them! Jesus Christ, the last time I couldn’t even walk straight from all the booze, and my friend Tom was just as fucked. We staggered to a friend’s car and then my Dad took me home. I collapsed next to my brother’s bed and just laughed my ass off. It was great. I didn’t even feel too bad the next day either. Weee! Vodka rocks!
My cousin’s on the John C Stennis. I think I’ll have to forward this article to him and maybe his parents. I’m sure he fits into the category of ‘horny drunkin sailor.’
I used to live across the road from Mary Anne Kenworthy, really nice lady:) Good to see her business is doing well!:)
CLOSURE OF LANGTREES?? NO NO NO!
The girls being tired wasn’t the reason you wallies! MA Kenworthy the boss, decided that week that she was going to impose a new sceme which meant the girls had to pay up front $1,800 per week for shift fees. Plus she was trying to force the girls to have their pics on the net. They simply bucked up about it and she didn’t have any staff! This is true. They all worked elsewher when the Yanks were here. Kenworthy is ruthless and thought she would beable to get the girls to pay the big shift fees that week and get the ball rolling..but she fucked up!
P.S.
And all you Yanks! We love it when you’re here! And the married girls don’t want to worry, we hear many many times sailors saying ‘Sorry, I am a married guy’ There are some real nice guys out there. See you soon! Come to Club 316 Perth.
i m vijay
i want some one who will be in love with me.for really not for money.
hi
i want dances hot of girls and dances of some sexy
i ,ll thankes yours
bye
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