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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Everybody wants some

Posted on 19 September, 2002 By Wil

If you haven’t wasted half a day at the Wikipedia, you haven’t wasted half a day.
It’s a cool idea: make a HUGE online encyclopedia, sort of like E2, and K5.
I really like this idea of letting anyone contribute or modify information about, well, anything. It’ll be interesting to see if the goddamn trolls can get past what my friend Eric calls “the basic human desire to destroy” and let this project flourish.
I won’t have time to update again until the end of the weekend, so I here’s wishing everyone a good one. Just remember to keep your hands and arms inside the mixer at all times.
I walk the thinnest line.

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  1. David Damerell says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:41 am

    How irritating that I have happened to look at this at 16:38 BST, but cannot bring myself to make an empty comment merely to be first comment on a given item.
    Er.
    Damn.
    That aside, Wiki’s shouldn’t work, but they do. I don’t understand it.

  2. V.G. says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:47 am

    What???

  3. ze-mag says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:48 am

    Suddenly the balancing act is no longer working. Half a day wasted and suddenly one tries not to fall from the thin line.

  4. hops says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:49 am

    im bored with this site now 🙁

  5. redbirdban says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:54 am

    is hops bored with THIS site (WWDN) or wiki? it’s not clear from the post.

  6. s'becks says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:54 am

    you know, people post so quick on here, if we keep refreshing we could have a real time chat.?!

  7. ze-mag says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:54 am

    Wil: How about some pecan pancakes?

  8. collin says:
    19 September, 2002 at 9:09 am

    Did wil just discover the dead milkmen?

  9. loretta652 says:
    19 September, 2002 at 9:09 am

    Thanks for posting this, Wil. I just popped over to give it a glance and will be looking at it more closely later (and gee, 7 people have posted here since I went to look).
    I guess this encyclopedia will be an example of “50,000 monkeys at 50,000 typewriters can’t be wrong.”

  10. Dank says:
    19 September, 2002 at 9:13 am

    Dang, I messed up the quote yesterday.
    Mangler for mixer. Damn you Stephen King.

  11. Christina says:
    19 September, 2002 at 9:22 am

    I’m afraid youre getting too esoteric for us non computer geek types.

  12. Sunidesus says:
    19 September, 2002 at 9:31 am

    Here’s hoping you’re having a good time in RL! Go kiss your wife & hug your kids!

  13. Nika says:
    19 September, 2002 at 9:35 am

    It sounds like a great place to f*ck with the minds of the people. Have a great weekend Wil!

  14. billy says:
    19 September, 2002 at 9:42 am

    very nice Dead Milkman reference. the internet is, unarguably a lot like a trailer park. Check out that “I Tripped Over the Ottaman” song. I sing it in my head all the time. I’ve been looking for your 1992 playmates action figure everywhere so I can visualize you at work on wilwheaton.net, except younger and with a burgundy uniform on. i keep finding Frake’s and Marina Sirtis’. She was really good in Death Wish 3.

  15. ruebarb says:
    19 September, 2002 at 9:48 am

    what would make this really cool is if they renamed it from Wikipedia to ….BAM BAM BAM
    “The Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy” – THEN I’d probably read it more…LOL

  16. dennis says:
    19 September, 2002 at 10:00 am

    Speaking of the Hitchhiker’s Guide: http://http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/
    Mildly amusing, and a surprisingly amount of coverage.

  17. dennis says:
    19 September, 2002 at 10:01 am

    Er, dualing http://s. Correct URL: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/

  18. ayngil says:
    19 September, 2002 at 10:06 am

    How ’bout I make a deal with ya? I’ll waste half a day on that site when I finally get the net at home in a couple weeks. Has everybody missed me? I know ya have.
    Laterz.
    Love,
    ayngil

  19. saara says:
    19 September, 2002 at 10:19 am

    e pluribus elvis, that’s what i say!
    hearts to you, wil.

  20. Rob says:
    19 September, 2002 at 10:22 am

    Have a great weekend, Wil. Best to your family as well. Rob

  21. Terry says:
    19 September, 2002 at 10:24 am

    WIL,WIL,WILL! When will we recieve the promise of the vegas trip. and all the other shallow promises that you made.
    The disturbed(Pissed OFF)fans in Seattle

  22. King Troll says:
    19 September, 2002 at 10:24 am

    I look forward to destroying this.

  23. hops says:
    19 September, 2002 at 10:43 am

    I am bored with Wil’s site… is that clear?
    wiki is ok.. i went there and updated the water polo entry.. pretty sweet site..

  24. NephraTari says:
    19 September, 2002 at 11:30 am

    You know I am not one to just surf the internet…I just don’t have the time to sift through it for hours, so I love it when you find these cool sites and post them in the blog.
    More often then not, I was not aware that these sites existed and I find out they are really worthwhile.
    ThankYou

  25. drew says:
    19 September, 2002 at 12:30 pm

    Hey, billy, check your email….

  26. Christopher Feyrer says:
    19 September, 2002 at 12:53 pm

    Thanks Wil. I have yet to see such an extensive entry on “llama” outside of llamaweb.com. And it’s all thanks to you!
    Chris

  27. Fabian says:
    19 September, 2002 at 1:03 pm

    Wil,
    Remember holloween is next month. Have a nice weekend.
    F.G.

  28. Gigi says:
    19 September, 2002 at 1:22 pm

    I guarantee you that he did not just discover the DM.
    I just think Anne needs to take the bowl of jellybeans (or whatever sugary items he’s eating) and hide it.

  29. matt says:
    19 September, 2002 at 1:48 pm

    Wil,
    You have a great weekend to. I look foreward to hearing some of the stories about Vega$ and the Alaskan Trek. I’ll go check out the site you posted in the mean time. I’ll try to deal with real life while I wait till you post again. Real life has gotten busy and it’s like that.
    Best to you and your family Wil,
    Until your next post……
    Matt……

  30. John Reiser says:
    19 September, 2002 at 2:18 pm

    People believe that I walk a thin line, but that’s because they like spreading rumors about my sexual orientation. Remember Wil, you aren’t gay… no matter how close to the line you are.

  31. Martin says:
    19 September, 2002 at 2:28 pm

    Wil,
    It took me an hour to install phpwiki and mysql to set up a wiki for my own use. So how about a WheatonWiki?
    Martin

  32. NickW says:
    19 September, 2002 at 2:44 pm

    Well, I checked out some things in which I have expertise, and I found no errors of fact. For something online, that’s quite rare…

  33. lori says:
    19 September, 2002 at 4:03 pm

    That is a tasty site, Wil. I’ve been reading your blog for some time now, and haven’t left a comment before, but damn, I’ve been inspired by your recent Dead Milkmen blitz. Hilario!
    ‘Maybe there’ll be a party at the beach, we’ll bitch about life and we’ll chug-a-lug bleach..’

  34. LittleGuy says:
    19 September, 2002 at 5:34 pm

    Damn you, Wheaton, for exposing me to Wiki. It’s snpp.com for the Known Universe.
    Seriously, I found one person which I could submit a short bio for immediately. Thanks for the link.

  35. Amber says:
    19 September, 2002 at 6:04 pm

    Can’t wait to hear (well…read) what you have to say (type) about how life has been treating you…… Well, hope nothing to drastic has happened and you are still able to feed all of us posters some useful yet interesting information.
    Whatever that line is, use it for inspiration or apreciation for what you -do- have.
    Until your next post…..

  36. Fred Fowler says:
    19 September, 2002 at 6:55 pm

    The Thin Red Line kicked Bonaparte’s ass at Waterloo.

  37. Worm says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:19 pm

    I think this is a good website, since Im from england I hope I can get to chat to wil if he reads this e-mail, the last time I saw him was in the st-tng.
    Keep this website going.
    Anthony.

  38. Angelwwolf says:
    19 September, 2002 at 8:29 pm

    You dleted my comment?!!? I said before that Survivor was on tonight. That WAS a comment on the post that you made and one that I felt I had a right to make.

  39. Pudding says:
    19 September, 2002 at 11:39 pm

    Dude! I saw you yesterday in Toy Soldiers, with the dutch subtitles. You got shot, man!

  40. Patton L. Zarate says:
    19 September, 2002 at 11:56 pm

    I am beginning the process of wasting all my damn time at Wiki. I took the liberty of adding “Tom Tomorrow” and “This Mordern World” entries. “Wil Wheaton” was already there! Whatta man!

  41. Fred Fowler says:
    20 September, 2002 at 12:18 am

    In a closed universe parallel lines always meet.
    In a flat universe parallel lines never meet.
    In an open universe parallel lines tend to converge.

  42. Helen says:
    20 September, 2002 at 1:08 am

    Thanks Wil, for the site. My nephew will love it, he may even use it for school! Yeah right!
    But thanks…and I too, hope trolls don’t ruin it.
    🙂

  43. John says:
    20 September, 2002 at 7:12 am

    I think it means something that when I read this entry, there were exactly 42 comments already on it.
    There is definitely something intriguing about the ease of editing at Wikipedia…But I have hung out off and on at H2G2 for a few years, becoming a researcher in 2000, and if you haven’t been….I highly recommend it.
    You can follow Dennis’s link above.
    But don’t panic, the much shorter, easier to remember, infinitely more catchy address, from before the BBC picked it up, still works. http://www.h2g2.com

  44. Sue says:
    20 September, 2002 at 7:28 am

    Ah ha! Now I get it! You are like me and waste away half of the day at interesting websites, then wonder why nothing got done at the end of the day. 🙂

  45. Atul Chitnis says:
    20 September, 2002 at 8:59 am

    Hmmm, just checked Wil’s Avon Page (http://homepage.bethepeople.com/mphp/3DLA-2002/wil) and noticed that we are now only $490 away from busting his target amount for the *third* time. Amazing stuff.
    Consider that a hint. 😉
    BTW – did you guys check out the Wil v/s Barney photos (http://www.dnalounge.com/gallery/2002/08-22/) from the EFF benefit event?

  46. Drakensykh says:
    20 September, 2002 at 9:14 am

    Safety vs. Openness
    Truth vs. Belief
    Order vs. Entropy
    Think about it, dudes and dudettes. See it here. See it in your telescope, see it at church.
    Later.

  47. Drakensykh says:
    20 September, 2002 at 9:30 am

    I notice that the 2 articles I looked at in the wikipedia were based on original articles published in 1897 and 1911.
    I should look up relativity now, and see if it’s in there.

  48. Darth Kynen says:
    20 September, 2002 at 9:32 am

    Damn you Wheaton for making me waste

  49. hops says:
    20 September, 2002 at 9:32 am

    Pudding said:
    – “Dude! I saw you yesterday in Toy Soldiers, with the dutch subtitles. You got shot, man! ”
    dude toy soldiers was a really bad movie! why would u watch it with dutch subtitles?

  50. matt says:
    20 September, 2002 at 11:28 am

    Wil,
    Best to you and your family today.
    Later,
    Matt……

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