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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Haw, haw! /nelson muntz

Posted on 6 December, 2002 By Wil

Just read this at boingboing:


“Spam-king drowning in snailmail spam
A spammer whose gleeful interview — where he revelled in the money pouring in from spamming — was Slashdotted is now drowning in catalogs and other junkmail. Slashdotters have submitted his name to every direct marketer on earch.

“They’ve signed me up for every advertising campaign and mailing list there is,” he told me. “These people are out of their minds. They’re harassing me…”
“Several tons of snail mail spam every day might just annoy him as much as his spam annoys me,” wrote one of the anti-spammers.

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  1. Sebastian Nebel says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:23 am

    I don’t know, maybe that *is* too cruel…
    Nah, I guess it’s alright! šŸ™‚

  2. Squints says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:24 am

    I read the article about that guy awhile ago. He was so smug about how he made so much money annoying everyone… I hope he gets twice as much snail junk mail.

  3. Bruce says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:30 am

    Heh! šŸ˜€
    Serves the b*st*rd right!

  4. Kevin says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:36 am

    Sweet justice!
    Too bad public stonings are frowned upon… šŸ™‚

  5. Denise says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:37 am

    I read that article too.
    Glad to see he’s getting his.
    I have demoted my old email address to spam catcher. i get 20-100 spam/day.
    He needs more snail mail spam.

  6. Grimicus says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:41 am

    I hope he drowns in it. Bastard.

  7. marc says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:42 am

    Karma’s a bitch sometimes…

  8. Anitza says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:44 am

    That is too sweet! My only concern is for the trees.

  9. Mari says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:45 am

    Yeah!!! Now if only I could find a way to give him some of MY spam email and junk mail…
    After all, it’s the season for giving, right? šŸ™‚

  10. The Slice says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:47 am

    “You reaps what you sows”
    -Popeye

  11. Roger says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:48 am

    Karma will get you every time. Lets hope that it only increases!!

  12. Keith in Montana says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:48 am

    So then, my pressing question of the moment;
    Does he have enough AOL cds to side his house yet?
    We all want to know!

  13. Alabama Worley says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:52 am

    Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
    Power to the people.
    – ‘Bama

  14. Chewie says:
    6 December, 2002 at 9:53 am

    That so rules – Karma’s a b!tch sometimes. Serves the arrogant jerk right.

  15. Mike C says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:00 am

    I hope he also gets lots of sales calls. This morning the phone woke me & I found it was a sales call.

  16. Sarcastic Cheese says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:01 am

    haHAA!
    Serves the farker right!

  17. IcyNymph (icy) says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:05 am

    Ooooh, sweet sweet justice!

  18. Tammtamm says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:05 am

    Yeah! `Bout time people like him began getting what they deserve…
    What goes around comes around, does it not?

  19. DeadCat says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:07 am

    What’s his address? I know of a few catalogs he might be interested in, strictly on a friendly basis of course. Heh.

  20. Sam says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:14 am

    ahh, delicious ironic revenge.
    heee!

  21. lynne says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:15 am

    That’s really awesome! I hope they catch the others too!

  22. Jake says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:16 am

    God Bless vengefull Nerds..
    Now if you will excuse me
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

  23. Geoff says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:28 am

    Dude, Wil, you took Vice City off of your ‘Play’ frame. I hope that means you finished it!
    The game rules!

  24. ionicus says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:30 am

    tee hee hee
    šŸ™‚

  25. yodelingwerty says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:32 am

    That is so cool. I hope he recycles.

  26. d.burr says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:43 am

    poetic justice rules!

  27. idiosynchronic says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:43 am

    Now we just have to mkae sure this guy’s name ends up on a few IRS and Homeland Security lists . .

  28. sadsad says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:45 am

    next, hopefully through some cunning social engineering, his ips will be found, and he can get DDOS’ed up the buttoks.

  29. Sonny says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:46 am

    Yea. That’s great. Now as long as the guy doesn’t try to sue anyone (and win, which would probably happen considering our wonderfully backwards legal system) it will be that much sweeter…

  30. Indigo Dol says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:54 am

    S.P.A.M.
    “Stupid People Advertising Manure”.
    Okay, that’s the best I could do on short
    notice, but I’m sure the point was made.
    Peace out. Oh, and uh, “true” justice
    always wins in the end! Right on, right on. šŸ™‚

  31. Luke says:
    6 December, 2002 at 10:54 am

    One problem: the campaign is at the expense of legitimate businesses. The good guys who work hard for a living and print catalogs of the stuff we like end up paying for the mountain of paper going to this guys’ house. Then again, those same good guys have printed all theses catalogs anyway, and maybe they are happy to throw a monkey wrench into the gears of the infernal machine of spam.

  32. NephraTari says:
    6 December, 2002 at 11:10 am

    Haha, now that is sweet justice. šŸ˜€

  33. moonie says:
    6 December, 2002 at 11:20 am

    Mwuahahahahahaha! Sweet revenge…what a great way to start the day. Thanks Wil!

  34. Mattie says:
    6 December, 2002 at 11:22 am

    Wow… I read the interview that inspired the spamming and what a jerk he is. “Isn’t technology great?” he asks. Sure, but the postal service can still smack you down any day. It’s one thing for your inbox to be full and another for your front porch to be filled.

  35. Tim says:
    6 December, 2002 at 11:26 am

    Yeah, but if people are signing him up to recieve postal mail, that’s mail fraud, and that’s got teeth. Unfortunatly, there aren’t too many laws about spam, and forging it. It says he’s hired a lawyer to fight against the people signing him up for stuff. Fortunatly, there’s 50,000 monkeys at 50,000 typewriters, so finding the people should be a bit more difficult.

  36. Gwalchmai says:
    6 December, 2002 at 11:37 am

    Damn skippy!

  37. Clara says:
    6 December, 2002 at 11:56 am

    Ah, the sweet sound of justice…mmm, mmm.

  38. Lauren says:
    6 December, 2002 at 12:04 pm

    I can’t believe he had the nerve to say, “These people are out of their minds. They’re harassing me…”
    yeah, right, what-EVER!

  39. buntz says:
    6 December, 2002 at 12:29 pm

    Yeah, but at least HE got rich doing it…

  40. SpiderWebb says:
    6 December, 2002 at 12:39 pm

    I was hoping that this day would come! Revenge is sweet! Mwuhahahahahahaaaaaa!

  41. jgramz says:
    6 December, 2002 at 1:10 pm

    Serves the guy right. It is waste of paper, but I would me more than happy to bundle (recycle) all the junk mail I get every year and send it to him.

  42. abyssleaper says:
    6 December, 2002 at 1:54 pm

    Hm… I’d say that 2 tons of mail on his porch every day is a good use of those trees. *Looks for that Hair Club for Men “Free Sample” ad*

  43. R. Khanyar says:
    6 December, 2002 at 2:00 pm

    To quote Eric Cartman: “Schweeeet!”

  44. Wolfman says:
    6 December, 2002 at 2:03 pm

    *BOL* Beauty… Sheer beauty…

  45. Aatrek says:
    6 December, 2002 at 2:17 pm

    Ha! Soooo funny!

  46. Erik says:
    6 December, 2002 at 2:23 pm

    Now this is good news! How funny is this? Damned funny, I’d have to say.
    Thanks for the grin today, hope you don’t mind my linking to the post and deep link. Its gotta get out to my crew!
    Any Wil, apparently the blog twinning project thinks we’d get along because you came up as a possible match for my Intellectual Poison site. Rock on! And keep the fun stuff coming!

  47. MrsVeteran says:
    6 December, 2002 at 2:32 pm

    Dude!
    Sweeet!
    That is all.
    Hm. Maybe I should print out the 4,372 spams I got this week and mail them to him as well…

  48. Ryan says:
    6 December, 2002 at 2:33 pm

    It’s good, but for that particularly appropriate final poetic touch, we should see if we can get the postal carrier to randomly insert the few small bits of _legitmate_ mail he gets inbetween and within the monumental pile of junk mail, so that he has to go through all of his stack to get out the stuff that he really needs.

  49. Erik says:
    6 December, 2002 at 2:37 pm

    This also reminded me about the anti-snail mail spam (when your credit card company adds in some “special offers” with your bill).
    Mail them back in the same envelope with the bill. Or mix it up and send your Chase marketing fluff to AT&T and Mastercard.
    There’s no reason we should shoulder the expense of throwing away this garbage when they are profiting from sending your bill to you. I’ve also toyed with the idea of deducting estimated profits from my bills because of the ads.
    Seems reasonable, doesn’t it?

  50. Ryan Rhodes says:
    6 December, 2002 at 2:52 pm

    Too bad he wasn’t inundated with herbal viagra and penis-enlargement salves. I guess revenge has to be toned back in some cases. *sigh*

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