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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

fhqwhgads

Posted on 26 February, 2003 By Wil

I need to get my groove on.
I need to do some secret eating.
I need a theme song.

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  1. ellen says:
    27 February, 2003 at 9:59 am

    those are some of my favorites. made from the best stuff!

  2. Sally says:
    27 February, 2003 at 10:02 am

    I’m all for a Wil Wheaton theme song…sung by Cake, of course.

  3. Amanda says:
    27 February, 2003 at 10:23 am

    The Home Star runner error page: http://www.homestarrunner.com/systemisdown.html

  4. J.D. says:
    27 February, 2003 at 11:05 am

    Strong Bad rocks.
    Have you seen these bits? (Grr…no html in comments — fixing URLs):
    * Halloween 2001 (hint: put the pumpkin in the Poopsmith’s mouth) — http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
    * Halloween 2002 (hint: click on the Poopsmith’s pumpkin) — http://www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2002.html
    * Strong Bad interviews Homestar Runner (fucking hilarious!) — http://www.homestarrunner.com/interview.html
    * A fun Atari 2600 main menu — http://www.homestarrunner.com/main13.html
    “Well, I like to do the jumble sometimes…”

  5. Ian says:
    27 February, 2003 at 11:21 am

    Hey, everyone!
    In “Meet Marshie,” once it’s over (“back” and “again” options), make sure the toon’s selected properly in your browser by clicking on Homestar’s face.
    Now hit “R” on your keyboard for a second ending.
    Now hit “F” on your keyboard for a third ending.
    (:

  6. becks says:
    27 February, 2003 at 11:23 am

    You’ve got way to much free time on your hands man..

  7. Merari says:
    27 February, 2003 at 1:24 pm

    Who’s the guy from 21 Jump street? not the cheat…not the cheat…
    god i love that part. i learned about this site from my friends, who were singing the songs. i actually learned the words to the songs before even visting the website lol. now that i go there constantly i love it. one of my favorite sb emails is the fishing one, where strong bad does a little jig and goes ‘come on and get in the BOOooat fish, come on and get in the boat, fish fish!”
    heh heh

  8. Buggy says:
    27 February, 2003 at 6:02 pm

    fhqwhgads….The sad thing is, I had a boom box just like that. 🙂 I’ve been checking out Homestarrunner.com ever since he’s made reference to that old Atari game Adventure-didn’t think anybody else would remember that game. “Somebody get this freakin duck away from me!”

  9. San "The Yellow Dart" Y. says:
    27 February, 2003 at 7:27 pm

    hahaha
    Strong Bad is one funny dude. If you watch all the clips of the Strong Bad emails, you get to see the progression of his computer.
    Of course, you’d have to watch all 64, and who does THAT? … *shifty eyes*

  10. Krissbeth says:
    27 February, 2003 at 8:56 pm

    Seeweeouslee!

  11. Andi says:
    27 February, 2003 at 9:40 pm

    Ever since I saw that site, I’ve had “Everybody! Everybody!” stuck in my head.
    That was 2 weeks ago.
    I am slowly going insane.
    “Homestarrunner.net. It’s dot com.”

  12. Annie says:
    28 February, 2003 at 10:28 am

    What the hell!?
    How cute was that marshmellow!

  13. theothercourtney says:
    28 February, 2003 at 5:24 pm

    Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Now I FINALLY understand why Trogdor keeps showing up on Fark. And I want a theme song too.

  14. Stan says:
    28 February, 2003 at 5:25 pm

    Yeah, the cover of Fhqgwdads can be found here. It’s actually pretty good, suggest you give it a listen.
    Stan

  15. stan says:
    28 February, 2003 at 5:25 pm

    Sorry, that is http://www.angelfire.com/indie/goathalo.
    stan

  16. TankGrrl says:
    28 February, 2003 at 9:17 pm

    That is one ugwy boirwd…
    I’ve been singing fhqwhgads for the past two days, as well. Weird.

  17. TabkGrrl says:
    28 February, 2003 at 9:18 pm

    I mean ‘everybody to the limit’

  18. Fabian says:
    28 February, 2003 at 9:57 pm

    Wil,
    I guess one can never get to old for cartoons.
    FG

  19. mostserioustrekkerintheus says:
    2 March, 2003 at 9:18 am

    The cheat…The cheat… oh, great. Now it’s stuck in my head.

  20. Johnny Atomic says:
    3 March, 2003 at 9:42 pm

    Hi Wil,
    Any lingering animosity I might have still borne toward you because of ST:TNG is gone. All is forgiven. This is so good.
    BTW, I realize Trek wasn’t your fault. I hated the episodes you weren’t on too. You’re alright by me, buddy.
    Johnny A

  21. Jarrett says:
    5 March, 2003 at 2:36 pm

    TROG DOR! TROG DOR!

  22. WebNuT! says:
    5 March, 2003 at 7:08 pm

    Ooowwww! I think I broke my clavicus….majorus…

  23. karl says:
    5 March, 2003 at 10:36 pm

    change it to “the wheat” and your set!
    (sans copyright infringement)
    by the way.
    ive got you linked…i enjoy this place very much.

  24. Rawley says:
    6 March, 2003 at 9:08 pm

    Don’t knock Homestar Runner!!

  25. Misty says:
    7 March, 2003 at 8:52 am

    Wil, I have to stop checking out your links. They are turning me into one of those mindless web surfers. And I like it. :] (Insert small ackward smile here)

  26. life says:
    13 March, 2003 at 10:33 pm

    fhqwhgads

    fhqwhgads…everybody come on fhqwhgads…everybody’s gonna fhqwhgads…i see you jockin’ me…fhqwhgads… Everybody to the Limit I’ve seen Mexican wrestling live and

  27. ScottSpace says:
    19 March, 2003 at 1:18 pm

    Who is Strong Bad?

    For a while now, the only link I’ve bothered putting up on my site is to Strong Bad’s email (at homestarrunner.com). I came across it while surfing a few months ago, and I think Strong Bad is single-handedly responsible for…

  28. name says:
    1 May, 2003 at 2:21 pm

    Somebody get this frikkin’ duck away from me.

  29. Gordon says:
    18 May, 2003 at 1:19 am

    Which Homestar Runner character are you?
    http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html
    I’m The Cheat:
    http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/thecheat.html

  30. Samantha says:
    30 June, 2003 at 8:37 pm

    Where can i find the original song for fhqwhgads. I can’t find it anywhere

  31. zero says:
    7 July, 2003 at 3:56 pm

    http://www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html

  32. S. King says:
    19 August, 2003 at 7:40 am

    Thank you for posting the link to the FHQWHGADS video! I have been unable to find this darned page anywhere on Homestarrunner.com until now.

  33. Brittany says:
    27 August, 2003 at 4:46 am

    OMG! I love homestarrunner.com!!!!!
    it is my favorite site, I visit it all the time man!
    Lol, my favorite one right now is in SB email called anything where homestar is like FL?.. Far-off Lands?..Foreign Leadership Camp?…Fish Lake? OH! I got it he’s from Fish Lake

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    6 December, 2003 at 4:58 pm

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  35. Zexos says:
    16 February, 2004 at 8:06 pm

    Hey dude, first off don’t you think that the ‘secret code’ image verifier thinger would be kind of redundant looking at how many monkeys can read it anyways? WHY ARE THESE COMMENTS EVEN HERE?? AHHH!H!H! IT BOGGLES THE MIND!!!!
    I’m sorry but I had to say something about that, but the comments in your journal do not reassure my faith in humanity. *sad emoticon*
    Secondly, the whole blurb about what comments should be left.. like “I have 1 4 U”.. dude… read up. If they arent puking letters at you their puking some of the worst english I’ve ever seen, and from a literary perspective, this both shocks and disgusts me. See.. if I use proper english they’ll probably just skip this and be none the wiser. ‘cept you! wanker.

  36. TROGDOR! says:
    7 March, 2004 at 2:17 pm

    TROGDOR !!

  37. Wil says:
    25 September, 2005 at 10:43 pm

    Hey! I can comment on an old entry! woot!

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