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Baby Morrone is here
Our own Megan Morrone gave birth to Annabella Wells Morrone at 8:47 p.m. last Monday. In addition to a full head of brown hair, Annabella was 8 pounds, 3 ounces, and 19 inches long. Mother Megan feels great, and is quite possibly the proudest mother in the world. Send Megan an email, or if you prefer snail mail, here’s the address:
Megan Morrone
c/o TechTV
650 Townsend, Suite 500
San Francisco, California 94103

I know that Megan is going to be a great mom, because she likes monkeys even more than I do.
Congratulations, Megan! You’ll be enjoying a full night’s sleep . . . before the end of the year. 😉