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Electronic Gaming Monthly rounded up a bunch of kids, and had them play classic video games. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. Niko: Hey-Pong. My parents played this game. Brian: It takes this whole console just to do Pong? Kirk: What is this? [Picks up and twists the paddle controller] Am I…

Whether it’s a play, an improv show, a sketch comedy show, a sitcom, or even a multi-million dollar movie, there is always one moment when it comes together: all the self-consciousness, all the mental note-taking that is a vital part of the rehearsal process, and all the uncertainty about the quality of the show seems…

I kicked ass on the audition, according to the CD. She told my manager that I was “amazing,” that I had “just incredible energy when he walked into the room” and that I “‘got’ the character — something we’re really having trouble with.” I guess nobody who reads this character groks him, and I did….

I recently did an interview with Forces of Good dot Com where I talked about Just A Geek, WWdN, and some other stuff, and it hit the site today: Do you now think of yourself as an actor who writes or as a writer who acts? It depends on what I’m doing on a given…

Anne and I took Felix to his vet on Monday for a blood panel. We hoped the results would let us know what our next step was. Of course, the blood work came back yesterday that his red cell count is extremely low (17 or 19 or something like that) and his kidney values are…

If you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, they say, those monkeys will churn out something great, like Shakespeare. If you give 50,000 monkeys at 50,000 typewriters enough time, they won’t get anything done, because they’ll be too busy reading WWdN! But! I have read at Fark, (and gotten about…