Look at me! I am three! Wait. Uh, two.

Happy birthday to you,
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Happy birthday dear website
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Three* years ago today, I pushed the Big Red Button, and six weeks of constant (some may say obsessive) work paid off.
WWdN has changed my life. It’s taken me from Hollywood has-been to Just A Geek, with a Barefoot Dance along the way.
None of it would be possible without logjamming.com, fark.com, slashdot.org, the WWdN soapbox, Spudnuts, Something Awful and, most importantly, you.
I mean, it’s nice to write about stuff, but what’s the point if nobody reads it? WWdN is just another bunch of 1s and 0s on the Internet without you.
So happy birthday to WWdN, and a HUGE thank you to all of you who peek into my head.
Now, this has *nothing* to do with WWdN, but it put a HUGE smile on my face.
RAWK!
*(of course, buy three, I mean 2. Two years. Math is hard. Tragic, but hard.)