Proof, once again, that the Internet can be all things for all people.
First post!
Heh heh. I’d vote for you Wilbur.
Recall Ahnald.
I thought I was first.
FIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!
That is hilarious. I actually laughed out loud. (Good thing no one else is in the office right now.) I’d vote for the ensign, and hey, I’m not even American!
Sooo Funny!!!!!1!!!!1!!
Best. President. EVAR.
Okay, Wil. That does it.
While we’re fiddling with the Constitution, we might as well take care of that age requirement for President….
HOOOHAH! Vote Wil Wheaton for President!
Wow that was a bizarre start to my morning! I saved that site as a favorite too.
Thanks for pointing and laughing as I hit submit twice yesterday. I promise not to do it again.
No reason to change no constitution, all Wil has to do is wait four years. It would be nice to have him as President now, but it can wait…
It’s not ME. It’s WESLEY.
And he can do whatever he wants, because he’s from space AND the future.
WOW. thanks. That provided such a terribly needed laugh today.
Sorry, Madden! Hee!
I thought that was going to be a war movie with an ethnically diverse platoon who start out as enemies but eventually form a cohesive fighting unit under the leadership of their gruff but loveable Sgt.
Loveable Sgt – R Lee Ermey
Shell-shocked Lt. – Grady Little
The Italian kid from NYC – Wesley Crusher
HAHAHA!
Thanks, I needed a laugh today. 🙂
Too bad those links are not hot. I’d love to see what’s behind the “Join a Crusher Hookup Chapter” link.
Those pictures of lil Wil (playing Wesley) crack me up. Such fresh-faced innocence…
I betcha that whole “stopping-time” ability would really come in handy during presidential debates. If Lehrer asked Wesley a question he didn’t know the answer to, he could pause time, go research the topic, and come back and slam Bush with tons of facts.
Plus, I’d like to know my President could perform a Kolvord Starburst.
WOOO! Wesley has my vote! Considering he’s probably considered a boy genius compared to certain politicians these days, he’d be an excellent prez!! And he’s a traveller!
*strokes chin thoughtfully* Maybe this isn’t a bad idea after all…
Hahaha!!!
But wait… who would be your running mate…?
“But wait… who would be your running mate…?”
Hmmm… how about Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost. That way not only does Wesley have the space/future constituent, but he also picks up the earth/past one as well! It’s gold, Jerry, gold!
Either that or Lando Calrissian. Trekkies and Star Wars fans coming together for a common goal, the utter decimation of His Excellency Global Potentate GW!
I’m very, very tempted to write that in.
Cursher in 2004: because it’s time we reversed the polarity in Washington.
ugh… it makes me want to puke and laugh at the same time. and i’m sorry wil, but the wesley head on the shoulders in the top bar is grossly over-sized, and makes wesley look even more freakish. dig.
Thanks for the laugh, Wil!
Wesley to save the day! He gets my vote! Mr. Crusher certainly looks good in a suit. He’ll do very well in D.C. though with Quark in the “Who We Are” section leaves one to wonder what else will be unveiled….
Have a nice weekend everyone!
Cool. An awful lot of work for a site with only one link. Hope they add more. I gotta admit, you (Wil) might be a little too scary running this country. But Wesley? Yeah, I think I might vote for him 🙂
oh. my. god.
why in the universe would wesley crusher want to be president of the united states…the press would have a field day with his maquis sympathizer past…and there is other dirty linen out there that wesley would not want the press to investigate.
I would rather see Sam Beckett as president, or Al. Yeah, Al….
Yes, the past comes out in the wash. Wesley would have to be prepared for questions about his private life. It’s par for the course. Although, if it was between Wesley Crusher and Sam Beckett….extremely tough call.
Hey, the links on the left don’t work. I wanted to see where Wesley stands on the issues.
That was so funny! I hope they plan on making the links real. Now, where did I put my Picard/Riker campaign shirt?
Wil.. all I gotta say is that you or whoever started that website has to complete it. It’s a moral imperative! ;P
LOL!! “After Crusher finished his arcane training in the mysteries of space and time with The Traveler, he decided that the only challenge left was to take on American politics.”
Vote for Crusher! He won’t just make contact with aliens, he’ll repair their warp drive cores!
Wil,
I hate to wright this but that was funny.
FG
“this Starfleet cadet has what it takes to defeat Bush.”
Is that a shot? I think that’s a shot! He’s trying to say that Uncle Willie can’t get a little sumpthin’ sumpthin’!
I guess Robin Lefler would have to be the First Lady. ;)-
Who did that site? Was it Will in an attempt to start something? Has all this policital correspondant business set off machiavellian plots and desires?
Wil,
You could brand yourself as
“WesleyCrusherWhoByTheWayServedAtFarpoint!”
Now wait a minute, if it’s between Sam Beckett and Wesley Crusher… I gotta go with Sam (though NOT Cap’n Archer). “Oh boy,” indeed.
Thanks for linking to the site. We weren’t finished with it yet, but… I’m glad everyone got a laugh.
Mick, you are the man. Thanks for making this nerd laugh.
Haha.. that’s awesome!
Haha! Hilarious! If Wesley had ran, I think he would have had a chance. Damn, and there I went and wasted my vote on the green party. Alright, cool site, btw!
I donated $20 to the campaign. Pornographers for Wil Wheaton. –Alex “Fireboy” Firestone
Hmm…well I suppose that (a) he’d be a good promoter of the underfunded space programme (b) he can’t be worse than you american’s current president and (c) If he promised to build public holodecks who *wouldn’t* vote for him?
As is says in the Dilbert future book “the human race will become extinct when holodecks are built and become cheaper than regular dating”
Looks like ol’ Wesley is like Ahnuld at the moment; he doesn’t seem to have any comment on the issues either.
Go Uncle Willie!!!
It’s about time we got a real person to run. At least I know who Wil Wheaton is. But who will be his running mate?
Picard?
Riker?
Worf?
Kirk?
Scotty?
Bones?
Spock…Yeah, Spock!
Crusher and Spock in ’04.
I can see it now…
Secret Service eliminates need for weapons by using Mind Meld and Nerve Pinch technologies.
“Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose.” – Spock, “And The Children Shall Lead”
I think wesley would run with the Nanites.
You so rock, Wil.
BAKC TO TEH FUTAR!!!1
Ye gods. That’s funny.
Proof, once again, that the Internet can be all things for all people.
First post!
Heh heh. I’d vote for you Wilbur.
Recall Ahnald.
I thought I was first.
FIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!
That is hilarious. I actually laughed out loud. (Good thing no one else is in the office right now.) I’d vote for the ensign, and hey, I’m not even American!
Sooo Funny!!!!!1!!!!1!!
Best. President. EVAR.
Okay, Wil. That does it.
While we’re fiddling with the Constitution, we might as well take care of that age requirement for President….
HOOOHAH! Vote Wil Wheaton for President!
Wow that was a bizarre start to my morning! I saved that site as a favorite too.
Thanks for pointing and laughing as I hit submit twice yesterday. I promise not to do it again.
No reason to change no constitution, all Wil has to do is wait four years. It would be nice to have him as President now, but it can wait…
It’s not ME. It’s WESLEY.
And he can do whatever he wants, because he’s from space AND the future.
http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/atari.htm
mmmmm OUTER SPACE!!
WOW. thanks. That provided such a terribly needed laugh today.
Sorry, Madden! Hee!
I thought that was going to be a war movie with an ethnically diverse platoon who start out as enemies but eventually form a cohesive fighting unit under the leadership of their gruff but loveable Sgt.
Loveable Sgt – R Lee Ermey
Shell-shocked Lt. – Grady Little
The Italian kid from NYC – Wesley Crusher
HAHAHA!
Thanks, I needed a laugh today. 🙂
Too bad those links are not hot. I’d love to see what’s behind the “Join a Crusher Hookup Chapter” link.
Those pictures of lil Wil (playing Wesley) crack me up. Such fresh-faced innocence…
I betcha that whole “stopping-time” ability would really come in handy during presidential debates. If Lehrer asked Wesley a question he didn’t know the answer to, he could pause time, go research the topic, and come back and slam Bush with tons of facts.
Plus, I’d like to know my President could perform a Kolvord Starburst.
WOOO! Wesley has my vote! Considering he’s probably considered a boy genius compared to certain politicians these days, he’d be an excellent prez!! And he’s a traveller!
*strokes chin thoughtfully* Maybe this isn’t a bad idea after all…
Hahaha!!!
But wait… who would be your running mate…?
“But wait… who would be your running mate…?”
Hmmm… how about Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost. That way not only does Wesley have the space/future constituent, but he also picks up the earth/past one as well! It’s gold, Jerry, gold!
Either that or Lando Calrissian. Trekkies and Star Wars fans coming together for a common goal, the utter decimation of His Excellency Global Potentate GW!
I’m very, very tempted to write that in.
Cursher in 2004: because it’s time we reversed the polarity in Washington.
ugh… it makes me want to puke and laugh at the same time. and i’m sorry wil, but the wesley head on the shoulders in the top bar is grossly over-sized, and makes wesley look even more freakish. dig.
Thanks for the laugh, Wil!
Wesley to save the day! He gets my vote! Mr. Crusher certainly looks good in a suit. He’ll do very well in D.C. though with Quark in the “Who We Are” section leaves one to wonder what else will be unveiled….
Have a nice weekend everyone!
Cool. An awful lot of work for a site with only one link. Hope they add more. I gotta admit, you (Wil) might be a little too scary running this country. But Wesley? Yeah, I think I might vote for him 🙂
oh. my. god.
why in the universe would wesley crusher want to be president of the united states…the press would have a field day with his maquis sympathizer past…and there is other dirty linen out there that wesley would not want the press to investigate.
I would rather see Sam Beckett as president, or Al. Yeah, Al….
Yes, the past comes out in the wash. Wesley would have to be prepared for questions about his private life. It’s par for the course. Although, if it was between Wesley Crusher and Sam Beckett….extremely tough call.
Hey, the links on the left don’t work. I wanted to see where Wesley stands on the issues.
That was so funny! I hope they plan on making the links real. Now, where did I put my Picard/Riker campaign shirt?
Wil.. all I gotta say is that you or whoever started that website has to complete it. It’s a moral imperative! ;P
LOL!! “After Crusher finished his arcane training in the mysteries of space and time with The Traveler, he decided that the only challenge left was to take on American politics.”
Vote for Crusher! He won’t just make contact with aliens, he’ll repair their warp drive cores!
Wil,
I hate to wright this but that was funny.
FG
“this Starfleet cadet has what it takes to defeat Bush.”
Is that a shot? I think that’s a shot! He’s trying to say that Uncle Willie can’t get a little sumpthin’ sumpthin’!
I guess Robin Lefler would have to be the First Lady. ;)-
Who did that site? Was it Will in an attempt to start something? Has all this policital correspondant business set off machiavellian plots and desires?
Wil,
You could brand yourself as
“WesleyCrusherWhoByTheWayServedAtFarpoint!”
Now wait a minute, if it’s between Sam Beckett and Wesley Crusher… I gotta go with Sam (though NOT Cap’n Archer). “Oh boy,” indeed.
Thanks for linking to the site. We weren’t finished with it yet, but… I’m glad everyone got a laugh.
Mick, you are the man. Thanks for making this nerd laugh.
Haha.. that’s awesome!
Haha! Hilarious! If Wesley had ran, I think he would have had a chance. Damn, and there I went and wasted my vote on the green party. Alright, cool site, btw!
I donated $20 to the campaign. Pornographers for Wil Wheaton. –Alex “Fireboy” Firestone
Hmm…well I suppose that (a) he’d be a good promoter of the underfunded space programme (b) he can’t be worse than you american’s current president and (c) If he promised to build public holodecks who *wouldn’t* vote for him?
As is says in the Dilbert future book “the human race will become extinct when holodecks are built and become cheaper than regular dating”
Looks like ol’ Wesley is like Ahnuld at the moment; he doesn’t seem to have any comment on the issues either.
Go Uncle Willie!!!
It’s about time we got a real person to run. At least I know who Wil Wheaton is. But who will be his running mate?
Picard?
Riker?
Worf?
Kirk?
Scotty?
Bones?
Spock…Yeah, Spock!
Crusher and Spock in ’04.
I can see it now…
Secret Service eliminates need for weapons by using Mind Meld and Nerve Pinch technologies.
“Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose.” – Spock, “And The Children Shall Lead”
I think wesley would run with the Nanites.
You so rock, Wil.
BAKC TO TEH FUTAR!!!1
Ye gods. That’s funny.