I was out late last night, recording a commentary track for the upcoming DVD release of The Good Things, so I slept in until almost 8:45 this morning, when Riley exploded into my bedroom and onto my bed. Bad dog, but so cute and friendly. Or something.
The kids had already gone to school. I made oatmeal, and ate it at the dining room table. Anne sat across from me and sipped a cup of coffee.
“The kids are gone for three days,” I said. “Can I have you all to myself until they get back?”
“Of course,” she said.
“I’d like to start out the weekend by having a date tonight with my wife. Will you go on a date with me?”
“Sure,” she said. “What did you have in mind?”
“I dunno . . . maybe we can go out to dinner and see a movie?”
“Good job, Romeo. Way to bring out the ‘A’ material. Bravo.” Clap. Clap. Ah, the inner critic. I love him.
“I have a better idea,” she said.
“Oh yeah? What?”
“How about . . . we stay home . . .”
In the distance, I heard music: wakka wakka wakka chikka bow wow wakka wakka chikka wakka
She smiled. “How about we order some food . . .”
” . . . that sounds good . . .” I said. wakka chikka wakka
She took a surprisingly sexy drink of her coffee. ” . . . and we can make a fire in the fireplace . . . ”
” . . . getting better . . . ” chikka bow chikka chikka bow wow
She put her cup down, and leaned on her elbows. ” . . . and we can stay up late . . .”
” . . . go on . . .” I said. chikka chikka chikka bow wow wow wow
She leaned across the table, close to me. ” . . . and watch Family Guy on DVD . . . All. Night. Long.”
“You are so fuckin’ rad, baby. You rip.” I said.
She smiled, and kissed the tip of my nose.
wakka wakka wakka chikka bow wow wakka wakka chikka wakka bow wow wakka wakka chikka bow chikka bow chikka bow
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😀 Bow chikka bow, bowwwww … ah that was great! I think we should begin calling you Wil “The Thrill” Wheaton 😉
Have Fun!!!
The Family guy?? YOu guys are some kinky freaks 🙂
Jason
Family Guy is hysterical, we (my husband and I) downloaded all of them and I keep them on a DVD.
who said you two have lost that lovin feelin’ 🙂
must be something in the air thought, I went out for the first date in 3 months with my husband last night, bowl’d a fabulous score of 85, it was our best date ever.
The best quote ever uttered by a cartoon character came from Family Guy
“If I’m gonna pull a birthday cake outta my ass, I better stand up”
words to live by…
Sounds like you two are going to have an awesome night!
“wakka wakka wakka chikka bow wow wakka wakka chikka wakka”
That’s the best music ever!!!
She had you going good. GOOD Going Annie!!!
Aha, I hear the improv in you. Slight regional differences, though … here in Colorado my improv buds use wacka wow wacka wow (with appropriate gestures) for the music. Sounds like a great night, though I’m not The Family Guy fan you are. Still, no night on the town compares to the amazingness of staying in with the right person. Always glad to hear of somebody having that!
I have this Ron Jeremy p0rn0s0nic music that a friend sent me, and whilst reading your post, and seeing the bow wow chika wakka bow’s, i started laughing, so.. out came one of those mp3’s and i re-read your post with the music on and laugh my ass off.
Classic stuff 🙂
Kids gone for the three days? Sounds like a blessing……
All your blogs are belong to us!
there are many names for it…in many languages…but that is the first time i have heard it referred to as “watch family guy all night long on DVD”.
HA! That’s awesome that you guys are as normal and dorky as the rest of us.
Is it me, or does the theme from the class TV series “Sanford and Son” sound like something cut from a porno soundtrack?
Hi Wil, I’m from Brazil and your fan! I’m
sorry…I don’t speak english very well:-/
Please answer this message.
Bye…= )
hahahha… that is the best… so was the trip to starbucks… haha keep it coming
What the hell song is that? I have been looking for it for ages.
First of all, G-d never commanded Abraham to “kill” Isaac; He commanded him to “bind” Isaac to an alter. Abraham interpreted the command as a command to sacrifice his son, which was a logical conclusion, except that G-d was very careful with His language. Any interested parties can read it in Genesis 22 (I think, or is it 24?) or, for anyone familiar with portion names, at the end of Vayera.
On a different note, I will never cease to be amazed by the euphamisms that people will devise for certain things. Now it is certainly possible that the Wheatons will simply be watching FG episodes all night, but I have a feeling that what will really happen will be more similar to the Yar-Data encounter in “The Naked Now”.
Hey wil!! Nice one! 😉 Yeah I love my g/f cause she likes to sit and play video games with me and all that cool stuff that every guy wants in a woman. You and Ann are made for each other! Family Guy rules and you’re the man! Now all we need is a ST comeback with Captain Wesley Crusher and my life would be complete!
peace, love and pda! woot!
-josh
I think one of the best episodes EVER of Family Guy is the second disk of the first box set. It’s the one where Peter goes to that Sexual Harrasment class. The one with the Murphy Brown lady. Some favorite moments include… Peter breast feeding Stewie… N-Word Jim… and the Stewie cooking lines… “If you cooked any slower… well, you wouldn’t be cooking very fast now would you?” Hahaha!!! “If you cooked any slower… you wouldn’t need an egg timer, you’d need an egg calender!!! Oh that’s right, I went THERE!”
GREAT TV I SAY!!!
And I’ve always been a BIG fan of the money in Chris’ bed room!!! I love when he looks at him and he points at him with that look. HAHAHA!!!!!!!
And who can forget the Quagmire line when he discovers the cheerleader in the bathroom in the second box set…. “Dear Diary….JACKPOT!!!”
CLASSIC!!!
Annnnnnnyway….I think I’ve proven quite well I’m a dork.
Whooooooooah, I am going to send this to the love of my life at work and tell her I have a surprise for her when she gets home. I know we will be rocking tonight. Thanks for the idea! I can feel the back pain now…no pain …no gain.
Classic!!!
Back to save the universe.
I wanted to comment on the part I liked best. The title. I love the song. I often sing parts to myself, so when I read the title, I knew it right away. I don’t know the connection to what you wrote, but still, it somehow added to the fun. I guess it’s that I-am-not-the-only-oddball-out-there kind of feeling. Also, the video of him singing live and the facial expressions and head rocking during that part is somehow so cool.
It’s a touch choice to pick a favorite but I like the mellow ones the most, 1, 3, 4, and the last two.
Take care.
*shakes booty in club dancing, grinding fashion* Can I get a what what? *shakes head to the words she doesn’t understand* Can I get a whoop whoop!? *holds one hand out and slaps invisible tush with other* Now baby bounce with me, bounce with me.
Your wife is SO COOL.
….BEST. DATE. EVER.
I am soooooooooooooooooo very envious of you right now.
Okay, fine, Anne can have the “Coolest Wife to a Geek” award, but I still claim the “Coolest Live-in Girlfriend to a Geek” award. Why do I say that, you might ask? Because I was about to comment on the coolness of your wife when I was distracted by the arrival of my man’s D&D group. For the regular weekly game. In my home. In my living room. The game for which I prepared and provided the popcorn, tea and decaf coffee. And tidied the living room. And did all dishes and cleaned up the kitchen.
Oh yeah, and this was for the game that I don’t, um, actually play in…
So I myself am not a Geek. Really, I’m not! However, in the last year I’ve somehow become, well, a Geek Facilitator(TM)… Geeks seem to converge upon our home, and since most of them can’t actually function on their own, I seem to end up hostessing and mothering and seeing that they actually get fed and watered once in a while!
So Anne still has the “Coolest Wife to a Geek” award, but I’ll be giving her some stiff competition after next July!
Michelle
Let’s see…8:05 Pacific time..February 8, 2004…
…and no blog updates.
Yup, Wil and Anne are having a great weekend…
Enjoy…and not too many gory details, for those of us still in the connubial-bliss desert…
I’ve got to admit, that one had me going right up to the Family Guy line. You are a true wordsmith!
Now off to listen to “Play that Funky Music” which is the closest I got in collection to porn funk.
Ahhh… You just gotta love the sound of that wah-wah guitar 😉
Damn funny stuff! You are one lucky guy too. I’m lucky to make it through one whole episode but my hubby loves the show. Still…I hope you get some of that good fireplace lovin’ after the toons.
Woo-hoo! What a way to spend three days alone with the missus!
Somehow, I can picture doing the same with my boyfriend (if we silly kids get married) someday… We’re so freakin’ like that too! Muhahahahaha…
You’re my hero.
So, you use titles from Radiohead songs…..for blog entry titles??? for shame Wesley.
Fats
I’ve somehow become, well, a Geek Facilitator(TM)
I believe the term you’re looking for is “enabler”. 😉
Any woman who could selflessly embrace your inner nerd like that, is a keeper.
Hope you had a great weekend with your wife!
By the way, I’m just curious why we have to enter a code number prior to each post.
LMAO
You and your wife have my ideal relationship (esp. the Family Guy DVD-watching part). 🙂
Stinky usually hangs out at the starbucks on Colorado. If you ever have the misfortune of being dragged into a conversation with him about those bastards in the bluehouse, ask him to do his yogi bear impression, it’s priceless! He’ll usually follow it up with a honka honka, stealing my blood speel! Scary, but it adds a little color to Pas, if you can bare the smell. Wasted Talent and Let’s All Go To The Hop are capital episodes! You should be so fortunate to have a female companion that watches them and more finds them entertaining, treasure it!
Also check out Harvey Birdman attorney at Law, it’s priceless! This show gives you a chance to see Shaggy get busted!
thanks for makin’ me smile Wil. I really have to make it a habit of coming to your site. I enjoy it.
Thanks.
Will is really an awesome writer.
Am I too sad or what…
This could have been what my wife says to me when the house is empty. Except we’d watch simpsons or stargate or something Don’t have the famguy collection =(.
Either that or let’s go get #@$#’ed up together. AKA “let’s go out”.
Mine bought me LEGOs for a valentine’s day before we were married. Not a lame kit, but a TUB!!! Top that 😉 Err, apparently your wife rocks *enough*.
that was exactly what i needed after the day i had… i was laughing. i wish my students could go with your kids so i can get a break for a few days. ^_^ well, one of my students in particular. *teachers a class of 11 three year old students*
You gotta love it when women fully embrace The Family Guy or video games. Woo hoo!
Wil, that’s possibly one of the funniest blog entries you’ve ever written.
I’m so jealous! Enjoy Wil!
Eerie. I didn’t think anybody else used Family Guy marathons as a replacement for normal mating rituals with their spouse. So, do you also have Futurama season one and two, King of the Hill, and Simpsons seasons one, two, and three? Because if you do, I’d feel that the coincidence factor would reach record levels of creepiness.
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