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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

beautiful day

Posted on 29 April, 2004 By Wil

OH MY GOD!
I just got off the phone with Anne. Kris got the results of her biopsy just now . . . and IT CAME BACK CANCER-FREE!! The chemo and radiation have done their thing, and she’s safe for at least two years!
I feel like I’m going to cry. I saw Kris this morning at Anne’s salon, and I thought she looked healthier and better than I expected. We talked about the support WWdN readers have given her, and how much your love, prayers, mojo, tantric healing waves, and crazy voodoo monkey magic have helped her at this time.
You guys . . .
I just don’t know how to express how joyous and grateful I feel right now.
Anne will write more details later on.

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  1. liz says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:03 pm

    ROCK. \m/
    *does celebratory cancer-free dance*
    i knew today was a glorious day.

  2. mikeyp says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:03 pm

    Sweet! Im so glad that its gone!

  3. xinh says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:06 pm

    Yay for Kris!!!

  4. shane says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:09 pm

    That is amazing. If that doesn’t make you want to walk a marathon, I don’t know what will. Kris kicked cancer’s ass! Woohoo!

  5. Clinton the Trekkie says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:10 pm

    That is *SUCH* good news to hear; I can’t put it into words…..

  6. angry penguin says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:14 pm

    Alright Kris. I am so very glad to hear that. Cheers to Kris.

  7. Spike says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:16 pm

    Wow that’s great.
    I wish everyone could be as lucky as Kris.
    Congrats Kris
    Spike
    1.20am GMT

  8. clara says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:31 pm

    YAY!!! That’s one less hurdle to work on. Thanks for sharing the great news, Wil! Give Kris a great, big hug for us! :^) (Who cares if I look stupid doing the happy happy dance in my corner of the office.)

  9. Elle Wiz says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:31 pm

    W00000000000000t!
    Yeah for Kris!!!

  10. pezzgrrrl says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:32 pm

    that is FANTASTIC! go you, Kris!

  11. Reena says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:34 pm

    That is whack (in a good way). Wiggedy whack, not just regular type.
    The cancer has been RADIATION’D & CHEMO’D!
    :o)

  12. Tammy says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:36 pm

    PRAISE THE LORD!! We went through this with my littlest sister the last few years, and getting that “cancer free” report is the most beautiful gift when it comes. Congrats to her and may she continue to thrive and survive.

  13. MGoddess says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:37 pm

    Woooooooo!
    *happy, cheery, grinning kitty dance*

  14. Freeman in Louisiana says:
    29 April, 2004 at 5:40 pm

    Halleluja!!! Someone up there is listening. Ask and you shall receive. And as John Wayne would say, “I licked the Big C.”
    Freeman 🙂

  15. Antone says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:01 pm

    That is really great news!!! I’m so happy for Kris!

  16. rach says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:01 pm

    hey wil!
    that is such great news! HOORAY!!! i am SOOOO happy for Kris, and everyone else!! YEY!!! Happy dance!!!
    you are more than welcome for our support! it was the very very least we could do! i’m just glad it helped, even if was the smallest help!
    please pass on a Huge congratulations from that Derby, UK crew who have been thinking of her!
    take care
    rach

  17. Natalie says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:05 pm

    And with your wonderful support and friendship, Wil and Anne, I’m sure it made her healing process all that much faster. My best wishes to Kris! And a special thanks to Wil and Anne. If only everyone could be blessed with that kind of love and support!

  18. Morgan Cary says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:06 pm

    I’m trying to think… What news could be cooler than this? Hmmm…
    Oh wait! NO NEWS could be cooler than this! Right on! Way to go, Kris!
    \:D/

  19. Clay says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:06 pm

    That’s fucking awesome! Give her a big hug from all of us next time you see her.

  20. Arwen says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:11 pm

    The saving grace of human beings everywhere is our ability to feel joy and sadness on behalf of people we have never met.
    I am so very happy for Kris and I am so very sad for those that did not get such great news today. Perhaps they will tomorrow.

  21. Toonces says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:20 pm

    WOO HOO!!!
    That’s great news! 😀
    *Happy Snoopy Dance*

  22. Jonathan G. says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:23 pm

    “Happy Dances All Around!!!”
    CONGRATS TO KRIS!!!
    Hey Wil, you and Anne need to give yourselves a big hug too. My best friend (also named Kris…go fig) had a major bout with cancer about a year ago and I know how difficult it can be for friends and loved ones as well. It takes a strength of character alot of people don’t realise. Aww, heck, HUGS ALL AROUND!!!!
    Jonathan

  23. Chris Lemon says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:26 pm

    Wow. I don’t even know this person (besides the glimpses that Wil and Anne have graced us with), and I am perfectly thrilled. That is wonderful.

  24. Robert W. Leu says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:29 pm

    *joins in the group happy dance*
    I’ll tell the crazy voodoo monkeys you said thanks.

  25. emily says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:32 pm

    Rock on!

  26. Byron says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:35 pm

    ROCK!!! Congrats!!!
    My wife is a 14 year survivor of breast cancer, so I know how you feel!

  27. Joe Coughlin says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:39 pm

    O Frabjous Day! Callooh Callay!

  28. Ben says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:49 pm

    I’d already had a pretty cool day today, but that has made it even better. Its good to hear that Kris is getting better. Glad to here all the posative mojo/crazy voodoo monkey magic from this site worked :p. I’m sure I speek for everyone here, when I ask you to pass on our congratulations and regards to kris.

  29. Paul says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:52 pm

    Congrats to Will and Kris! That’s great news…and even though I don’t know either one of you personally – and most likely never will – I’m happy for you. 🙂

  30. shaddowofadream says:
    29 April, 2004 at 6:53 pm

    Wow thats such great news 🙂 it just goes to show you love even from strangers is huge … *hugz* for kris and *high 5* for wil & anne for their support … if only we all had our own Wil/Anne to help us out

  31. Andi says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:01 pm

    I am SO happy for Kris and all of you! I recently helped my mother through a cancer battle and it’s so wonderful to get those results back…

  32. jbay says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:07 pm

    Woah! RAWK!

  33. Eva says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:12 pm

    I was kind of in a funky mood today — and to hear this kind of good news, my own attitude just did an abrupt turn around — well, it just goes to show the more good mo-jo you spread around, the more it comes back at ya. Yeah for Kris!

  34. John says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:13 pm

    w00t!
    That’s great.

  35. kendoka says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:21 pm

    Hooray!!!

  36. Sarah says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:24 pm

    hey wil! im so happy for kris! thats awesome!

  37. Jeff says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:29 pm

    Thats is so cool. Good news like that is so great to hear. You and the people around you are having a hell of a week Wil.

  38. Angie says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:30 pm

    That is friggin’ FANTASTIC!! Always good to hear someone’s given cancer the boot.

  39. Jessica D. says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:32 pm

    HELL YEAH! I *knew* she could do it. With friends like y’all and a will as strong as she seems to have, there was no doubt in my mind that she could.
    Kick ass, man, kick ass.

  40. julie reppert says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:50 pm

    reading that made me so happy! i am so glad the results were good! i still send luck and much love 🙂

  41. Eric says:
    29 April, 2004 at 7:58 pm

    I have nothing to say, except:
    \m/
    Rock on! Mojo will continue to flow as the post-cancer journey commences! Anne and Wil, you guys are awesome. Without you, we wouldn’t have a mojo funnel directly to Kris. You guys rule \m/ ^,^ \m/

  42. Shannon S says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:02 pm

    WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!! Go Kris!
    Thank you so much for that update, Wil!

  43. Naomi Hall says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:07 pm

    Congratulations, dude!

  44. kay says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:08 pm

    a little late to join the group dance?
    never to late to celebrate!!
    woo hoo kris! fantastic!!

  45. Danielle says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:16 pm

    That is so awesome. Congrats to Kris for beating it and for having great friends like you and Anne. And congrats to WWdN readers for sending awesome mojo!

  46. Paul says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:20 pm

    Hey G’d bless her. I lost my boyfriend of 4 years to cancer earlier this year, and what an ordeal it is to have a loved one going through all that pain. I’m so glad she is cancer-free, such GREAT news on such a beautiful day as this was, shining sun, a light breeze, what more could you ask for? Have a great one.

  47. Maggie says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:26 pm

    *smile*
    This is indeed fantastic news! I just beat ovarian cancer, caught in the very early stages. I can imagine how everyone feels.
    Still smiling!

  48. Fabian says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:32 pm

    Wil,
    It is great to see good news. Most people seem to be starving for the privilege of good news.
    FG

  49. Fiona says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:37 pm

    It is truly marvelous that your friend Kris is doing so well and has gotten a clean report. I hope the best for the years to come for her.
    I woke up today, looked outside and said it was a gorgous day, then I saw todays website and its title couldn’t have spoken any more the truth.

  50. AmyO says:
    29 April, 2004 at 8:46 pm

    Most. Awesome. News. Ever.
    That’s wonderful Wil.
    Continued Mojo for her future health.

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