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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

beautiful day

Posted on 29 April, 2004 By Wil

OH MY GOD!
I just got off the phone with Anne. Kris got the results of her biopsy just now . . . and IT CAME BACK CANCER-FREE!! The chemo and radiation have done their thing, and she’s safe for at least two years!
I feel like I’m going to cry. I saw Kris this morning at Anne’s salon, and I thought she looked healthier and better than I expected. We talked about the support WWdN readers have given her, and how much your love, prayers, mojo, tantric healing waves, and crazy voodoo monkey magic have helped her at this time.
You guys . . .
I just don’t know how to express how joyous and grateful I feel right now.
Anne will write more details later on.

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  1. Odile says:
    29 April, 2004 at 9:02 pm

    Wooohooo!!! Congrats Kris!!!
    Odile

  2. Danielle says:
    29 April, 2004 at 9:02 pm

    Congrats! Sounds like she has at least two wonderful friends that have helped her through this…Priceless =)

  3. Forrest Gabitsch says:
    29 April, 2004 at 9:05 pm

    Beautiful. This is one of those feelings of positivity that just can’t be explained. If it makes any sense, it makes me happy to be happy for you. Now go take a breather.

  4. Jen says:
    29 April, 2004 at 9:06 pm

    Thats so awesome, I am amazed by the miracles that occur everyday. Glad all is well and Kris is in the clear. I will continue to pray for her ongoing recovery and continued strength for Anne and you.

  5. Rick says:
    29 April, 2004 at 9:10 pm

    Yahoo! Finally some happy news today! Way to go Kris!!

  6. Beth says:
    29 April, 2004 at 9:12 pm

    Oh thank God! That’s wonderful news! Congrats to Kris, and best wishes to you guys on your fundraising walk!!!

  7. NancyB says:
    29 April, 2004 at 9:20 pm

    That’s so wonderful! Life can be so sweet.

  8. Carrie says:
    29 April, 2004 at 10:08 pm

    Fabulous! Wonderful! I knew that monkey vodou magic was the right thing to try …

  9. loretta652 says:
    29 April, 2004 at 10:14 pm

    What wonderful news! Congrats to Kris, Anne and Wil!

  10. Lady Ozma says:
    29 April, 2004 at 10:20 pm

    There is no day as good as the day the doctor walks in and says “The test came back cancer free.” Many hugs to Kris and to Wil and Anne. I’m very happy!! The road is still long… but so much easier.
    and thank you for these posts… I remembered I needed to make my son’s oncologist appointment. *SIGH*

  11. Clara says:
    29 April, 2004 at 10:23 pm

    That is FANTASTIC. I am so happy for you, for Anne, and especially for Kris! You’re right, it is a BEAUTIFUL day.

  12. Terry says:
    29 April, 2004 at 10:30 pm

    Kris kicked cancers ASS? Congrats!!!

  13. Artemis Jade Wetzel says:
    29 April, 2004 at 10:43 pm

    Way to go Kris. I am very happy to know that you are going to be cancer free. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

  14. Kryten says:
    29 April, 2004 at 10:56 pm

    <monty burns>Eeeexcellent</monty burns>

  15. arifa says:
    29 April, 2004 at 11:10 pm

    YAY! i am so happy for her =) i actually have thought of kris a few times recently while visiting my uncle at the city of hope. i’m glad to hear that she’s doing so much better. she’s lucky to have friends like you guys!

  16. Missy says:
    29 April, 2004 at 11:10 pm

    Best. News. Ever.
    Yeedillyheehaw!!!! *raises Guinness in Kris’ honor* F-in’ AWESOME! God, when things kick ass like this… I could just cry.
    *hugs the world*
    -Missy

  17. Mr.Sphynx says:
    29 April, 2004 at 11:19 pm

    Friday morning… cup of coffee… Sun… Kris cancer free.
    best morning evar!!!!

  18. Cancuk says:
    29 April, 2004 at 11:22 pm

    AWESOME! Just bloody brilliant. So happy to hear that Kris is cancer free. I’m still sending a ton of Canadian mojo to Kris, her family, and friends. Cheers!! 🙂 Damn that’s cool…cancer free. Very nice.

  19. Larry says:
    29 April, 2004 at 11:24 pm

    Wow, I am overjoyed – congratulations on winning this battle with the big C. Time to celebrate!

  20. Sheila says:
    29 April, 2004 at 11:35 pm

    That is fantastic news. 🙂

  21. Dave Richardson says:
    30 April, 2004 at 12:54 am

    Awesome man, I remember the day that my sister in-law got her results and they were clear, what a feeling 🙂

  22. joffonon says:
    30 April, 2004 at 1:01 am

    Splendid news.

  23. sooz says:
    30 April, 2004 at 1:30 am

    I’m doing the things a happy geek does.
    Great news.

  24. Placebo Effect says:
    30 April, 2004 at 1:50 am

    YAY!!! We knew you could kick the cancer Kris! I’m so happy!

  25. sabrina says:
    30 April, 2004 at 2:42 am

    That’s excellent news Wil! Kris was very lucky! I lost both a co-worker and an uncle to cancer and my paternal aunt is currently undergoing chemotherapy as we speak. But she’s a fighter and she’ll pull through!
    Kris deserves mad kudos for her strenght!

  26. Annie says:
    30 April, 2004 at 3:24 am

    Who else feels all warm and fuzzy about this?!
    Although I don’t know her personally, Kris’ news has just brightened up my really crappy day…
    ‘I got that joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart (where!) down in my heart (where!) down in my heart…

  27. ionicus says:
    30 April, 2004 at 3:28 am

    Woo.
    Excellent news!

  28. andrea says:
    30 April, 2004 at 3:34 am

    that is the best news i heard in a long time, i’m so happy!
    *leaps for joy*
    love and hugs and big kisses to Wil, anne and kris!
    Andrea xx

  29. Jenny T says:
    30 April, 2004 at 3:43 am

    Wow, that is fantastic news, i am truly thrilled for Kris and all you guys!
    I hope all you guys can all send my Grandad some of that amazing mojo as he has recently been diagnosed with a cancerous tumour above his stomach. The cancer has spread to his lymph nodes and he will soon be having an operation and chemotherapy.
    So keep those good vibes coming to all who need the extra love and good wishes!

  30. Cami H. says:
    30 April, 2004 at 4:28 am

    That’s excellent news!

  31. Wade says:
    30 April, 2004 at 4:33 am

    GREAT TO HEAR ABOUT KRIS!
    my father had hid bladder cancer surgery monday.
    stopped short of removingthe bladder due to
    finding the cancer has spread into the lyph
    system… he starts testing today as to hom much it’s spread and what “kemo” he’ll need to start
    let’s hope he too has a total recovery!
    HEY WIL?
    what about the san diego comic con this year?
    you going to make it?

  32. mimie says:
    30 April, 2004 at 4:46 am

    YAY KRIS!!!!

  33. Pamster says:
    30 April, 2004 at 4:49 am

    Fantastic! :::joins dance and sings “Happy Happy Joy Joy! :::

  34. Kitta says:
    30 April, 2004 at 4:55 am

    That’s fantastic news. Good luck to Kris for the future. 🙂

  35. Alicia says:
    30 April, 2004 at 4:59 am

    Congratulations to Kris on her cancer-free status- YAY!!! 😀 I’m very happy for you!! And warm fuzzies to Wil and Anne, who were there for their friend in her time of need. Everyone should have friends like you. I look forward to Anne’s update, and I will pray for Kris’ continued health, as well as for everyone else who left a comment here that they or someone they love is fighting the battle with cancer. What a nice start to my Friday- Kris beat cancer!! YAY!!!
    -Alicia
    http://www.thewagband.com

  36. buntz says:
    30 April, 2004 at 5:26 am

    \m/

  37. Kirk says:
    30 April, 2004 at 5:32 am

    Peace and long life. 🙂

  38. steph says:
    30 April, 2004 at 5:34 am

    Congratulations Kris!
    Finding out you are cancer free is one of the best feelings out there! 🙂

  39. Samantha says:
    30 April, 2004 at 5:44 am

    Aw, that’s great… thanks for letting us know Wil. And it’s the unbelievable support we saw you and Anne giving Kris that makes all of your readers be supportive in return, one amazingly good deed follows another.
    Best wishes to everyone, and continued good luck on the fundraising. I’m in the middle of fundraising for the AIDS Walk in NYC on May 16th… and while reaching your goal is difficult it is so worthwhile.

  40. JoycieQ. says:
    30 April, 2004 at 5:59 am

    ‘Mazel Tov’ from a long-time lurker and your # 1 Canadian fan. I am so happy for your friend’s healthy recovery! Wonderful.
    Cheers, JoycieQ.

  41. Laura says:
    30 April, 2004 at 6:07 am

    Wow. How wonderful for Kris, for Anne, for you. Many wishes for continued blessings.

  42. karri says:
    30 April, 2004 at 6:20 am

    That’s such great news!! I’m happy for her, and you two. Very good news 🙂

  43. Kilbia says:
    30 April, 2004 at 6:21 am

    Wow – that made me do the happy tearing-up thingy. That’s awesome news.
    And just because I’m easily distracted, I went to check, and http://www.voodoomonkeymagic.com is available, if anyone out there wants to snag it. =)

  44. katcheya says:
    30 April, 2004 at 6:29 am

    I’m really happy for Kris. Cancer runs on both sides of my family: one uncle and both of my grandfathers have died from cancer and cancer-related complications. My aunt is fighting it now, and one of my cousins fought and won against Leukemia. It’s always a relief when someone pulls through.
    Aside: I saw a commercial last night. W. F. Shatner was being sacked as the spokesperson for Direct something or other (don’t remember the product, sorry…) They had found someone better suited to them, and I thought “Oh God, please let it be Wil Wheaton.” It was Mr. Nemoy. But it would have been funny if it HAD been you!
    Anyway. Enough on the tangent…

  45. Dave says:
    30 April, 2004 at 6:43 am

    YAY!!! Way to go Kris!

  46. Bex:) says:
    30 April, 2004 at 6:45 am

    wOOt, *Joining the happy dance*, \m/, and all that funky stuff! yeyeyeyeyeyeyey! It’s a grey miserable day here in England but I’m all beamy inside 🙂
    Long may the well-ness continue!

  47. Mike Bailey says:
    30 April, 2004 at 7:04 am

    Best. News. EVER. /Continuing hyper-magic-stay well mojo…

  48. Nadia says:
    30 April, 2004 at 7:05 am

    Wow!!! That’s so great! I am soooo happy for Kris. All my good wishes for a healthier and happier future!

  49. Gayla says:
    30 April, 2004 at 7:13 am

    Woot!
    Feels good when great things happen to great people!
    Best wishes for her continued good health.
    Also, cheers for both Wil and Anne for their love and support….that’s what makes the world a better place for all the rest of us.
    g

  50. Andrew Osborne says:
    30 April, 2004 at 7:25 am

    I am very happy for you, it makes me glad to hear that you have overcome this obsticle. Stick in there and good things do happen, you have just made my Friday much better. My prayers will be with your continued healing.

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